Chapter 662 husband and wife(1/2)
"Like you!"
Yan Yunge complained softly.
"Like you, you sleep at home and you can't wake up even when you thunder outside."
Xiao Yi refused to admit it.
"I sleep very lightly, and I will wake up if I slightly move. Don't slander me. The stinky brat is obviously like you, but I slept more fragrantly than usual in the thundering days."
Pooh!
Yan Yunge gave him a blank look.
I reached out and pinched Jiujin's fat little face, which felt really good.
"I still say I don't look like you, look at this face, exactly the same as when you were a child, and it's chubby."
Xiao Yi looked left and right, very confused, "You have never seen this young man when he was a child. How did you know that the stinky brat looks like when I was a child?"
"Of course I heard from Mr. Ji. Mr. Ji told me that Jiujin's appearance is like a mold carved out when you were a child."
"Mr. Ji must be talking nonsense. I was not so fat when I was a child, so I didn't look fat. I have always been very beautiful since I was a child, and my appearance was as good as ever. I have never been up and down. This little brat, Jiujin, can only be considered cute, chubby, and not as good-looking."
Yan Yunge was so amused and crying.
She really wants to complain about him!
"How could you say that about your child? Jiujin heard it and should cry. Today he pointed at his belly and said he was fleshy. He thought that there was too much flesh on his belly. You said he was chubby, so let Jiujin grab your hair tomorrow."
"It's okay if you don't say that your hair is good. When you talk about it, I really want to beat him up. Look, is there any baldness on my head? If it's really bald, it's this guy who caught it. You said that he's not good at doing, but he likes to grab his hair."
Yan Yunge looked over his head and laughed.
She just smiles but doesn't speak.
Xiao Yi suddenly became anxious and panicked.
"Tell me quickly, is there any baldness on my head?"
You won't be really bald!
He didn't even dare to imagine that his bald look was so terrible!
Yan Yunge shook his head, "Don't worry, it's not bald. Jiujin is naughty anymore, but he is so small after all. If you take one handful of it, you can grab at most three or five hairs. If three or five hairs can make you bald, then you have to consider using my secret hair care recipe."
Xiao Yi felt relieved and finally was not bald, thank God.
Then……
As soon as he raised his hand, he gently patted Jiujin's little butt.
He also muttered: "The little brat just deserves a beating! When he gets older, he must teach him a lesson."
Yan Yunge looked happy, "You are getting back and forth now, and you are actually showing off your power with a child."
"Wrong! I am taking on my father's responsibility and I must strictly discipline my children."
Yan Yunge looked at him, "I really don't need a secret recipe for hair care? I'm not afraid of being bald in the future."
Xiao Yi smiled and touched his black and soft hair, "I must not be bald! When I get old, I also have dense hair. On the contrary, my father-in-law, it is really anxious to remember that his head is getting brighter and brighter!"
Pooh!
There is nothing to worry about, it is clearly a joke.
Yan Yunge said: "The Yan family inherits it. When men get older, they lose their hair better. Women don't know how to do it, but they always have thick hair until they are old."
Xiao Yi complained, "My father-in-law is not very powerful, that is quite powerful."
Yan Yunge seemed to be smiling, "I have the courage to say this in front of my father."
Xiao Yi shook his head repeatedly.
Don't dare!
Never dare!
The memory of the black dog's blood and cockscomb blood is quite profound. Looking back now, I still feel cold.
That taste, that sour...
Worth remembering for a lifetime.
Never want to experience the third chapter again.
Early in the morning, a small bean diced, to be precise, a small meat bun ran into the bedroom.
He lay down beside the bed and looked at it, then skillfully climbed onto the bed and drilled into the bed.
Look at it on the left, it is the familiar mother.
Look at it on the right, it is a strange and not unfamiliar father.
The little meat bag smiled and covered his face with a quilt.
A big hand directly hugged the small meat bag, wrapped it in a wrap, and wrapped the bedding tighter.
Regardless of whether it was dawn outside or not, the family of three slept firmly until they woke up naturally.
...
Yuzhou!
Pingwu Hou Shi Wen hummed a small song and walked into the study with his head shaking.
Yan Yunfei was busy working, looked up and glanced at him, and said first: "Don't disturb me. The accounts for last month have not been clearly calculated, and I am irritated."
Pingwu Hou Shi Wen went to Ruan Cold and began to talk about that.
"I should also go to this court and ask the court to grant me a title of royal title. Do you think it is appropriate?"
"Do you really want to hit the storm?" Yan Yunfei rejected him directly.
The Marquis is very good, not showing any signs of mountains or showing off.
Liu Zhang and his son were playing with the limelight.
Shi Wen, the Marquis of Pingwu, was unwilling to give up, "What's wrong with me? Your father Yan Shouzhan has obtained the title of king, so why should I lower myself?"
Yan Yunfei said with confidence: "My father has a good daughter. A game forced the emperor to give his father the title of king. Do you have a good daughter? If you don't have a good daughter, you can have a good son. I'll earn a title for you.
Don’t be as ugly as Liu Zhang, who looks so ugly. He is destined to leave a bad reputation in history books. The innocent reputation of the Liu family for generations has been ruined by him. Are you sure you want to follow him and ruin the reputation of the Shi family?”
Pingwu Hou Shi Wen said weakly: "I have no good reputation. I have never had any innocent reputation, so it doesn't matter whether I will leave a bad reputation."
"It doesn't matter if you don't care about reputation. But if you don't have a good daughter or a good son, why should you compete with your father for your strengths?"
Yan Yunfei made a precise strike directly.
Shi Wen doesn't like to listen to these words.
He hummed twice, "I don't need a good daughter and a good son. My lord's title can be obtained by yourself. It's not like your father Yan Shouzhan, you are really incompetent. You have to rely on your good daughter Yan Yunge to get the title of the prince."
Yan Yunfei looked up and glared at him fiercely, "Don't talk nonsense! You are just jealous!"
"Just, will I be jealous of your father? What a joke! I am better than him, and he is almost jealous of this father."
"You are his son-in-law, what are he jealous of you?"
In one sentence, kill directly.
Shi Wen was so angry that he was about to vomit blood and was in a bad mood.
"You really object to me asking the court for a royal title?"
Yan Yunfei was very decisive, "Now is not the time to show off, so be at ease. Liu Zhang ascended the throne in the north, and his sons were waiting to make achievements, make achievements, and compete for the throne. You can stand up at this time, be careful that Liu Zhang will send troops to attack you."
"He dares! Even if he sends troops to attack, I am not afraid of him. I have long wanted to compete with him."
Yan Yunfei stared at him, looking particularly disgusted.
Shi Wen, the Marquis of Pingwu, was dissatisfied, "Why are you looking at me with that look?"
Yan Yunfei sighed, "You should understand what it means to be different from the past. In the past, Liu Zhang only had soldiers in Liangzhou, and had some territory on hand. He was basically a bitter and cold place with limited output.
Now, he is the emperor, and all the northern lands except Youzhou and borders are his territory. He collects taxes, food and grass, has sufficient supplies, and is strong in troops.
In addition to Liangzhou, there are also local garrisons in other prefectures and counties. As long as you practice carefully for a few months, you can be used as a veteran on the battlefield.
You and him are the king of a country and you are the local princes. The strength comparison between you has long been tilted.
You will definitely not get any benefits when you start a war with him at this time. Maybe you will capsize your ship in the gutter and your lifetime of reputation will be destroyed in Liu Zhang's hands."
After hearing this, Shi Wen, the Marquis of Pingwu, laughed.
"What you just said is one-sided. Some people think differently from what you think, and I believe she sees a little further than you."
Yan Yunfei raised her eyebrows, "Is the fourth sister a letter?"
Shi Wen, the Marquis of Pingwu, nodded with a happy look on his face, "Yan Yunge sent a letter to this Marquis. Do you guess what she wrote in the letter?"
"Where is your letter? Let me show it." Yan Yunfei was too lazy to talk nonsense to him.
Shi Wen said in one sentence, "I didn't bring the letter with you, I'll show you later. I'll tell you, Yan Yunge wrote to me, inviting me to go north to grab territory at the end of the year."
To be continued...