Episode 2 Chen Chen Appears
"The statement that starlight is unlucky is very interesting..."
“…”
"Actually, I like reading more, especially classical literature. My university majors in classical literature. By the way, I just finished my master's degree in the UK and am still considering whether to work there or come back."
Chen Chen looked at him and muttered to himself, this unlucky guy: "Which writer do you like?"
"For writers, my personal favorite writer is Honore de Balzac."
"Why?"
"Because of his talent and diligence, he wrote 91 novels in his life and created 2,472 vivid characters. Think about it, this output is really difficult for ordinary people to achieve."
"How many words?"
"What?"
"Balzac, 91 novels, how many words have he written in total? You like him because he wrote so many words, so you probably have to understand Chinese online literature, and there are many people who write millions of words."
"What is online literature...that is not considered literary and unnutrition..."
The man laughed: "This word count is not important. He wrote 91 novels. His works reflect all aspects of French society, understand the greed and ambition of human nature, and are known as "Human Comedy"... People say he is Napoleon in literature, and he didn't have a computer at that time!"
"Then do you know how he died?"
"Oh, I know, it seems like chronic coffee poisoning,"
The man lowered his head: "You pay great attention to health care, right? I don't actually drink coffee very often. Besides, whether it is poisonous or not depends on the dose. Isn't there a saying in China that if you talk about toxicity aside, you are just hooligans?"
"Is that right? The FDA allows coffee powder to contain up to 10% insect filth, which means it will be regulated if it exceeds that. Insect control company Terro said in the Huffington Post..."
"say what?"
"Are you sure you want to listen?"
"certainly!"
"In the worst case, you can take 136,080 cockroach fragments per year in coffee. In addition, the coffee machine is a perfect place for cockroaches to survive and lay eggs. When the coffee beans are crushed, it may be a cockroach, or a few eggs, and it will be crushed..."
The man looked astonished and wanted to vomit. He looked at the coffee in front of him with a nausea, completely losing his appetite. Do you need to remember this kind of thing so sternly?
"Although this news is more refreshing than caffeine, it doesn't matter. Drinking cannot kill people. Moreover, cockroaches are creatures with very tenacious vitality. They have it in every room. Where they cannot see, they are silently sensing the movements of the outside world..." Chen Chen said slowly.
"No, I won't drink it anymore..." The man pushed the cup to a corner, took a deep breath, looked back at the counter, and looked at Chen Chen weakly, "Say something else? Have you read Balzac's book?"
"I hate him more. This man is a fat man who is greasy and can act like a hooligan everywhere by showing off some words and discriminating against women. It's quite serious."
"The romanticism of literati is a common phenomenon, no matter which era it is, right? Balzac discriminates against women...no!"
Chen Chen smiled, opened his mouth and turned into a string of French. Looking at the man opposite him, she re-translated it in Chinese:
"The opening of "Marital Physiology" is "Couple Statistics", where Balzac describes the middle and lower-class French women as female vertebrates."
"...you still read the original work..."
"This way, we can know his original intention. He said at the beginning that if there are 15 million women in France, we must first deduct nine million from this total, because these nine million people look like women at first glance, but after careful observation, we have to exclude them, and the reason for excluding these nine million women is..."
“What is it?”
"Although these have various characteristics of human beings: hyoid bone, coracoid process, acromion and zygomatic arch, the gentlemen in the Botanical Garden can completely classify them as bi-handed animals. However, consider these people as women! ... That is something that our book "Physiology" can never accept."
Chen Chen looked at him: "It should be no mistake in quoting. I have read the original version. His words are very vicious. Although he described some women's images later, it seems that he has become a beauty party again.
Of course it doesn't matter, it has nothing to do with me. I just don't like greasy fat people. He can't treat other women as women because they are not good-looking and cannot be maintained because of the pressure of life. Others can think that they are useless."
"I may not have read that much."
The man's back was wet, and his neck was unnaturally moved, looking embarrassed: "But no matter whether he is, I always respect women very much, and I am the same kind. I didn't expect you to read this too, and I'm so ugly. By the way, you are so good in French? Yes, my mother said you have learned eight languages, but I thought I had just learned that... which eight types are they?"
"Actually, I have only taken eight courses, and it is not much better." Chen Chen said lightly.
"I feel that you are very modest, or my mother says I like Balzac? No, it's impossible to memorize it on purpose."
"No, because I'm a little interested in psychology. Teacher Qin told me to see if you have any problems. She said that as long as she wants to chat with you for ten more minutes, you will be impatient. She thinks that I can help her with this little favor and give me a favor I owe her for ten minutes. I agreed and she promised me that this is not a blind date."
"What can I have a problem...she..."
"Everyone has problems, but the degree is different. Teacher Qin is just worried that you don't have a girlfriend because you like men. It seems that it is not the case now. There is another reason, maybe it's just that you didn't find a suitable one."
Chen Chen picked up his phone: "I have told her this good news, and it's ten minutes."
"ah?"
"You have to understand her, after all, you are studying in the UK. She heard that the atmosphere there is very bad, and it has become a fashion for men to find men, so she is very anxious, for fear that you will become a bend one day."
"I'll go!"
"Okay, she arranged for you in the past for a blind date, but it's not today. I have something to do now, so I'll leave first."
"Don't sit for a while?"
The man was very anxious. I didn’t give me a name until now, can I be a dead supporter?!
"No, there is an urgent matter. I have settled the account."
Chen Chen stood up, picked up his bag, unplugged the charging cable, stepped on the self-balancing bike, and arrived at the door. A man pushed the door in and saw her and politely pulled the door.
Chen Chen nodded and slid out the door. Not far ahead was the side door of Qiucheng University. She was rushing to verify something, a very important thing, which was related to a person, a phone call, and the future world.
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(Please see the next episode)
[Knowledge points in this episode]
Under limited conditions, wearing a mask will indeed make people look more beautiful or handsome. The theory that supports this phenomenon is called "gestalked psychology" and also called Gestalt psychology. Of course, its academic explanation is relatively boring and difficult to understand. In vernacular, the human brain is very intelligent. When you see meaningless and irrelevant things, you will subconsciously find regular and perceive related images and make up for a complete impression.
The limited condition is that I am not that beautiful or so handsome.
Chapter completed!