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22. Eat the King's Shot

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"Let's go~~"

Yu Shengan stood on the bamboo raft and finally took a look at the nameless little valley and the cave halfway up the mountain. He took Xiaoyu's sister and dogs and left with Wu Wenhua.

After traveling to this world of God, I finally took the first step toward the world.

Wu Wenhua held a big bamboo pole in his hand and skillfully adjusted the direction of the bamboo raft to avoid hitting both sides of the strait.

The good news is that a heavy rain yesterday caused the river to rise and flooded some reefs in the water, which made the itinerary much simpler and safer.

Standing on the shore, I saw the river flowing slowly, but the bamboo raft floated on it. Only when people stood in the water did they realize that the water flowed very quickly, and the scenery on both sides of the shore flashed quickly in front of their eyes.

Shuttle through the mountains and hills, the scenery is picturesque and the future is bright. I feel very happy for the rest of my life, and I sing all the way:

Small bamboo pads travel in the middle of the river to the towering green mountains on both sides

The eagle spreads its wings and flies even if it is storm

Carry the burden of revolution and keep the Party’s teachings in mind

Wu Wenhua was infected by him and Wu shouted a few words.

Well, he can only sing or screaming, and can't sing anything, pitiful.

"Brother, the dog is sick."

Sister Xiaoyu sat in the middle of the bamboo raft, and Wu Wenhua made a small stool for her.

At this moment, at her feet, Ritian Dog was lying on the bamboo raft without any pride of Ritian Ritian, and finally no longer looked like a slutty person all day long.

Yu Shengan looked at it and comforted Xiaoyu's sister: "Don't worry, the dog is not sick, it is seasick, haha."

Vomit ~~~

As soon as the words were finished, the dog opened his mouth and vomited.

While watching the bamboo raft move forward, Wu Wenhua asked Yu Shengan what kind of dog is this and how could there be such a dog?

He raised questions about the significance of the dog's existence.

"There are many dogs in our village. Dogs are good helpers for hunting. They are quick to move and are good at crossing mountains and rivers, but your dog doesn't seem to be good at these." Wu Wenhua said.

He was so polite to speak. The Teddy Dog is not just not good at crossing mountains and ridges and chasing prey. It is simply the hunted prey. If it is not protected by its owner, it will work hard every step when going out. Who knows that the food on the plate is on the plate.

Wow, wow, wow—

It seemed that someone was saying bad things about it. Ritian Dog grinned and pretended to be fierce, and was ridiculed by Yu Sheng'an again.

After walking for more than two hours, the sun gradually climbed overhead. There were still endless peaks and valleys on both sides of the river. From time to time, a waterfall that seemed to fall from the sky, and tens of tons of water fell into the river, forming rapids and whirlpools. Once, the bamboo raft was almost swept in. Fortunately, Wu Wenhua was extremely powerful and was good at sailing since he was a child, so he was very snatched away.

Yu Shengan took out the roasted tiger meat from the package last night and threw a large piece of it for him to replenish his energy while carrying the boat.

"Are you hungry?" Yu Shengan asked Xiaoyu's sister.

“I want to eat bubble gum.”

“…No bubble gum.”

"snort!"

Sister Xiaoyu sat on a small stool and dared not move around. She was a small person and had never taken such a boat before. She floated down like a flying one after another.

She asked Yu Shengan in a low voice: "Brother, will we fall into the river?"

Yu Sheng'an used the Dragon Teeth Star Knife to cut the large pieces of barbecue into small strips and handed them to Xiaoyu's sister to chew slowly.

"Brother will protect you, don't worry, how about putting on the hat? The wind on the river is strong, don't catch a cold."

"o." Xiaoyu's sister obediently put on the tiger-head hat, immediately turned into a cerebral tiger, and sat on a small stool, looking very small.

While chewing the meat strips, she threw one to the dog, but the dog was wilted and listless, and had no interest in eating.

When Xiaoyu saw the Dragon Teeth Star-breaking Knife, she thought of asking Yu Shengan to teach her the umbrella sword technique and the umbrella marksmanship, so she made a request again.

"Yes, the child is motivated and is very pleased to be a brother. In the future, your life safety will be protected by you."

Yu Shengan picked up the Dragon Tooth Star Breaking Sword, and the tiger became powerful and played a set of Five Tigers Breaking Swords.

Sister Xiaoyu clapped her face and was particularly supportive, but she didn't!

"You can, you have learned it!" Yu Shengan said affirmatively, it was all taught by the system and had been integrated into the flesh and blood.

Wu Wenhua, who was carrying a boat on the bow, said: "Teaching children to practice martial arts is a very long thing. It is impossible to learn it in one day. Now you only need to cultivate the interest of Xiaoyu. If you learn slowly in the future, you will always become awesome, even if it is me..."

He began to tell how he, a man who was destined to be a Yugong since childhood, grew up step by step to his awesomeness, and how he taught children to practice martial arts in the village.

Finally, he concluded: "Brother Big Fish, even a genius like me, it is impossible for him to learn a set of swordsmanship every day when he was 4 years old."

He didn't say anything, that is, "Although this set of swordsmanship is really simple."

Yu Shengan brought Xiaoyu's sister from the stern and said with a smile: "That's not necessarily the case. My Xiaoyu is a genius among geniuses. Xiaoyu, pick up the knife on the ground and play with it."

"Ha! Just play."

Xiaoyu didn't know why, but she suddenly felt that she was very capable.

She picked up the Dragon Tooth Star Breaking Knife on the ground, gestured twice, threw it away, pulled out the small dolphin water gun that was tied to her waist, and called Yu Sheng'an Biubiu twice.

"Brother, I'm so good at playing big swords, and my marksmanship is great."

"The gun is not this gun, it is this gun."

Yu Sheng'an gave her a piece of small bamboo and used it as a gun: "Damn it, alas, you've learned it just now."

"Ha! Just play."

She held the little bamboo in her hand, flicked and moved, and played in a good manner, which shocked the spirits.

The dog's eyes were about to pop out, how could the cute little master become so horny?

Bang~~~

The bamboo raft hit the steep cliff, and Wu Wenhua rushed to rescue the siege.

He was stunned just now! He thought that when he saw a ghost, why did Xiaoyu's sister suddenly jump up and down? Although she was practicing fake style, she didn't look worse than when she was 4 years old. She wore the tiger-skin coat he made last night, and she looked like a cute tiger.

He looked at Yu Shengan, and his heart was stormy. Just now, the little sister obviously knew nothing, but she sat on the small stool in the middle of the bamboo raft and didn't dare to move. She chatted with him for a while and she turned out to be a tiger.

Thinking of Yu Sheng's death, Wu Wenhua thought that he really shouldn't underestimate the heroes of the world.

The bamboo raft hit the cliff, and the little fish sister who was practicing martial arts jumped for a moment, without any effect. She was like walking on flat ground, like a little jumping frog, so awesome.

"Hahaha--"

Sister Xiaoyu was practicing, and the little bamboo in her hand swayed in front of Yu Shengan, treating him as an imaginary enemy.

Yu Shengan erected a gentian cigarette gun, like a livestock, and shot it at Xiaoyu's sister with one shot, shouting: "Eat a shot of the king!"

Seeing this, Xiaoyu was so scared that she threw away Xiao Zhuzi, raised her hand and jumped up, and shouted: "Help, save my life, don't kill me, I'm a little baby duck--"

The Gentian little smoke gun stood in front of Xiaoyu's sister and stopped.

After being frightened, Xiaoyu's sister hugged the gun angrily and soared into the air. She kicked Yu Sheng'an's 8 abdominal muscles with a snap.

Immediately, I ran away from afar, standing at the stern of the boat, feeling proud. Although I had short calves, I could still kick big men.

"good--"

Wu Wenhua applauded and applauded. This moment just now fully reflected Xiaoyu's bravery, courage and wisdom.

Yu Shengan patted the small footprints on his clothes, not ashamed, but proud, and said, "It's not bad. He has some tricks and knows how to use tricks."
Chapter completed!
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