17. Teach a big man how to be a man
[Host, please note, host, now release the fourth task, get a can of Wu Culture's blood, the task bonus is 1 million yuan, the completion time limit: long-term valid]
You want me to die-
Yu Shengan cursed in his heart. He almost lost his life while playing tricks just now. Now he still wants him to release Wu Wenhua's blood. Do you want blood but not life?!
He gave up again, and we won’t make any money that can eat people.
"Brother, Xiaoyu, mom."
Seeing that Yu Shengan had not replied for a long time, Xiaoyu's sister hoped to remind her.
Yu Shengan was embarrassed and couldn't get over it. He felt that it was a bit unethical to ask Wu Wenhua to call Xiaoyu's sister's mother, so he was not very concerned about being detrimental. However, Xiao Yu's sister was full of expectations and stared at Wu Wenhua from time to time, waiting for the giant to open her mouth and call her "Mom".
Such a big man called her such a young mother, and she felt a lot of accomplishment when she thought about it.
Wu Wenhua didn't know that the brother and sister were so bad. When he saw Xiaoyu's sister looking at him, he thought he was kind and kept making him look gentler.
Yu Shengan said: "My sister said she is very happy to know you."
Sister Xiaoyu nodded.
Wu Wenhua said happily: "I am also very happy to know her. Do you want to eat fish?"
He peeled a piece of fish and handed it over. The little fish sister took it in a daze. Wow, what a big piece of fish!
For Wu Wenhua, it is just a bite of fish, but for Xiaoyu sister, it is very big, almost the same as the whole family's bucket.
She had to hold her hands and smelled it. A strong fishy smell came and she hurriedly handed it to Yu Sheng'an.
Wu Wenhua: "What? You don't like to eat?"
Yu Shengan said: "My sister likes to eat fish very much, but she wants to eat cooked foods, not raw foods."
Wu Wenhua suddenly realized: "So that's the case, just like my little sister."
Wu Wenhua has 5 sisters and 3 sisters in his family. The youngest one is as big as a little fish, and she is so cute.
"I'll go to burn the fire and make fish for you."
After Wu Wenhua finished speaking, he ran to the forest beside him to pick up firewood.
Yu Shengan and Xiaoyu looked at each other in surprise, but they didn't expect that this big man, like a demon, was quite enthusiastic.
Xiaoyu's sister glanced at Wu Wenhua, whose figure disappeared, and accused Yu Shengan: "Brother, you didn't even let the big man call me mother."
Yu Shengan: "I'm afraid that he will beat me to death if he knows."
Xiaoyu's sister was disappointed and angry, saying, "You asked the big man to call you dad, why are you not afraid of death!"
The two brothers and sisters were quarreling every day, and suddenly there was another rumbling noise in the forest. What's wrong? Yu Shengan was already tired and didn't love her. He looked at the direction where the sound was making. Isn't it the side where Wu Wenhua disappeared just now? Could it be that this guy was pulling up weeping willows as firewood?
Thinking of Wu Wen's ability, there would definitely be no accident. Even if something happened, Yu Shengan didn't care. He was almost beaten to death just now. Besides, even if he cared, what's the use of it? He couldn't solve the problem that Wu Wen couldn't solve.
"Let's hide first and let the big man stand in front."
Yu Shengan said, taking Xiaoyu's sister to hide in the bushes.
When I turned around, the dog disappeared. When I looked again, it was awesome! Beast!
Yu Shengan first covered Xiaoyu's sister's eyes and then shouted at the dog: "Beast! Ritian, you beast! That's a fish!"
The Ritian Dog is bent down at the strange fish on the grass and shook her hips and doing that! It is extremely vulgar! Pigs and dogs are not as good as!
He is already dead, just a corpse!
If you do such a thing that both humans and gods are angry, aren’t you afraid of being punished by God???
Seeing that the Suntian Dog was discovered, it still moved quickly without giving up, without any intention of stopping.
Yu Shengan was furious: "Damn it, you don't like Bao Qingtian anymore, right? I threw Bao Qingtian into the river."
When Ritian Dog heard this, she immediately got off the fish and picked up Bao Qingtian, who was hiding in the bushes, and slipped away.
Yu Shengan looked at it and was still angry: "Damn things, I still know not to let Bao Qingtian see your vulgar and shameless side! You are shameless!"
The rumbling sounds in the mountains became louder and louder. I wonder if Wu Wenhua was about to die. Yu Shengan quickly took Xiaoyu's sister to hide in the bushes. Not far away was the Ritian Dog.
The dog was licking Bao Qingtian, shaking his head and tail, and was extremely proud. Finally, he avenged the great revenge of being chased by the strange fish, and his heart was extremely happy.
"Geeh--"
The rumbling sound from the mountains and forests was accompanied by the crow of roosters.
"It's a chicken!" said Xiaoyu's sister in surprise.
Yu Shengan: "Maybe the big guy is killing a chicken, Bingbing is so pitiful."
Xiaoyu's sister's eyes were bright and she said terrified: "Good luck, eat chicken tonight."
In the past, Xiaoyu's sister played chicken-eating games with Yu Sheng'an a lot, and remembered this sentence firmly.
Not to mention, it's quite appropriate.
With a rumbling sound, less than 10 meters away in front of me, grass splashed and a deep pit was smashed out of the ground.
Yu Shengan whispered: "It seems that something has fallen there."
Little Fish sister guessed: "Is it a big stone?"
Yu Shengan: "I didn't see clearly, it was too fast."
It’s not a big stone, but an individual, Wu Culture!
I saw Wu Wenhua crawling out of the deep pit, feeling embarrassed, touching his butt and shouting that it hurts~~~
He limped to grab the trident, faced the direction of the forest, and shouted: "What a great chicken! Come on, I didn't have weapons just now, and I suffered a great loss. I'm not afraid of you now!"
Obviously, he was bullied by a chicken in a place he couldn't see just now, and seemed furious.
If you say that you are defeated by a dragon, a phoenix, and a glutton... you are still easy to accept, but you are defeated by a chicken... ←_←!
Hi ~~~~
Bingbing, wearing a crown on her head, finally appeared as if a ball of fire. She went to have breakfast early in the morning and didn't return until now, and didn't know what she was eating.
I saw it stepping calmly and gracefully, coming out of the forest, standing on the hillside, looking down at Wu Wenhua, shaking its beautiful feathers, raising its head and raising its chest:
Hi ~ Hi hi hi —
This scene is so familiar, just like Wu Wen's fight against the tiger not long ago, but now it has become Bingbing's fight against the Wu Wen.
Yu Shengan and Xiaoyu sister hiding in the bushes were very surprised. Unexpectedly, Wu Wenhua was still no match for the chicken. Judging from how badly he was beaten, his head was covered with grass clippings and mud.
"Rampant! Come to die!"
Wu Wenhua couldn't understand the chicken's words, but he could feel that the chicken was mocking him!
He couldn't help but be furious, raised his trident and rushed forward.
"Geeh--"
Bingbing shook her feathers, without fear, and ran down the hillside, as if Wuling Hongguang Plus was on fire, rushing towards Wu Wenhua.
If you die, you will know who will win.
"So exciting."
The rest of my life hiding in the bushes is not your own, I don’t mind the big deal, and I even want to fan the flames.
The little fish sister thought more beautifully: "If the big guy loses a fight, Xiaoyu will go to save him. Will he call Xiaoyu's mother?"
He lost a fight with the chicken, was bullied by the chicken, and he would be bullied by you after that. It would be too miserable, he thought to himself for the rest of his life.
Suddenly, there was a deafening sound, and then it sounded giggles, and chicken feathers were flying in front of me...
Sister Xiaoyu reached out and caught a golden chicken feather. She was secretly happy and said to Yu Shengan in a low voice: "Brother, let's eat chicken tonight."
Yu Shengan looked at not far away. At that moment, Bingbing suffered a great loss. Not only did she lose a lot of feathers, but she was also shocked and retreated repeatedly. Her legs were facing the sky, and Wuling Hongguang Plus overturned the car in Akime Mountain.
Wu Culture, who has weapons and no weapons, has qualitative changes in combat power. He waved his trident and said proudly: "I can tell you that I am Heishan Wu Culture. Although you are a chicken, you are quite extraordinary. It is better to submit to me. When I am a mount, I will follow me to fight on the battlefield and make achievements. How about it?"
Yu Shengan was amazed and said to Xiaoyu's sister: "This big guy is really good at it. It's wrong. He just wants this chicken to be a mount."
Xiaoyu sister nodded and said, "What did he think?"
Yu Shengan: "It's hard to understand, right?"
Sister Xiaoyu nodded: "We want to teach him."
Yu Shengan asked: "What do you mean is to teach a big man how to be a human being?"
Sister Xiaoyu nodded.
Yu Shengan thought it made sense, how can you call a chicken in a human being?
Suddenly his eyes lit up. Wu Wenhua and Bingbing fought so fiercely. Could those two cans of blood be completed like this? He earned 1 million in seconds???
Chapter completed!