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12. Masochism

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"Gee ~~~"

The Chongming Bird shouted at the dark corner, completely different from the group of nonsense shouts at the foot of the mountain just now, and it was more like a joke.

The sound of footsteps sounded, and the heavy chicken body was getting closer and closer. Finally, the chicken head was stretched in front of the dog.

The dog whimpered and hurriedly stuck himself against the stone wall, almost fainting.

Then, the chicken's head was raised and reached before the rest of his life to look at him.

Yu Shengan wrapped the little fish sister in his arms tightly and smiled at the chicken, "Bingbing, it's said that if you don't fight, you won't know each other. I'll spend the whole night with a treasure land and leave tomorrow at dawn. OK?"

"Look, it's not easy for me to take a child and a dog. The witches at the foot of the mountain are still female ghosts, so I'm waiting for me to go down."

As if he understood his words, Chongming Bird slowly retreated. Just when Yu Shengan thought the other party was about to leave, he saw this guy lower his head and pick up a stone and smashed it to Yu Shengan.

Yu Shengan threw more than a dozen stones into its cave before, but now it wants to take revenge.

The opponent's strength was not enough to cover it. He swayed his mouth and the stone roared.

Fortunately, Yu Shengan was wary of it and quickly jumped away.

There was only a sound, extremely shrill.

The stone did not hit Yu Sheng'an, but hit the dog. The dog instantly faced the sky with his legs, his body trembled, and he was half dead, losing his power of movement.

Yu Shengan fiddled with him for a few times, but he was not dead, so he felt relieved and would recover later.

He grabbed the gentian smoker and stared at the Chongming Bird vigilantly, but if something was wrong, he immediately dried it.

The Chongming Bird kept clattering at him, not knowing what he wanted to say.

Yu Shengan said in embarrassment: "I am indeed my brother, and I am indeed very big, but I will be embarrassed if you always call me like that."

Seeing that Chongming Niao was about to get angry, he suddenly understood and shouted, "I know, I know, go away, I will throw another grenade to you."

He couldn't help but feel sad for the white phosphorus grenade. It is hailed as the most miserable grenade in history in modern times. However, as soon as he arrived at the World of the Gods, he became a lollipop for chickens, ice cream, little bugs, millet...

This is the saddest grenade in history

When Chongming Bird heard this, he walked away happily, waiting for Yu Sheng to throw the white phosphorus grenade.

"Bingbing, go further, go further, don't walk towards the entrance of the hole, go into your hole, right, go further... Look, your egg has fallen to the ground."

After saying that, Yu Shengan threw out the last white phosphorus grenade. With a roar, the Chongming Bird fell into a sea of ​​fire, and his whole body was spitting out of fire, with a very enjoyable expression.

Bingbing turned out to be masochist and perverted.

The grenade woke up Xiaoyu's sister. She looked at Bingbing in the sea of ​​fire in surprise, wiped her mouth and said, "The big rooster is on fire. Wow, good luck, eat chicken tonight!"

Yu Shengan covered her little mouth and told her not to talk nonsense. If Bingbing heard it, she would definitely rush out to drive out people.

"Are you hungry?"

Touching the little sister's belly, it was bulging and it was impossible to be hungry, but the little fish nodded and said crisply: "I'm hungry."

Yu Shengan said: "I don't have anything to eat if I'm hungry unless..."

The two of them looked at the dog who had recovered and was licking Bao Qingtian. The dog seemed to feel something, and suddenly stopped moving, his whole body stiffened, slowly raised the dog's head and looked at the two owners.

"I have this, hehe."

Sister Xiaoyu took out a small packaging bag from her pocket. Yu Shengan took it over and saw that it said: Dog food! Chicken smells! Crispy!

"You've always carried this with you?"

Seeing Xiaoyu nodding with a smile, Yu Shengan probably understood why Chongming Bird chased this little bitch when he met! It was very likely that it was caused by this pack of chicken-flavored dog food.

He looked at the depths of the cave with concern and said, "Eat quickly, eat quickly."

He tore open the packaging bag, pinched a piece of dog food, and stuffed it into Xiaoyu's sister's mouth. With a click, it was indeed crispy.

He also pinched one and tried it. It was really chicken-flavored and it was pretty good.

The dog whimpered around his feet.

He didn't plan to leave, nor did he dare to leave, so he planned to sleep at the entrance of the cave. He simply cleaned up and spread the Seven Wolf's leather jacket on the ground, letting Xiaoyu sister lie on it, sleep with her clothes, and the dog was sent to the entrance of the cave to watch.

I was speechless all night, and the next day I was still sleeping, and I heard a shocking sound:

Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yu Shengan was so scared that he suddenly sat up and looked at the entrance of the cave. He saw Bingbing wearing a crown and wearing a fire-like body standing by the cliff and singing loudly, regardless of the people and dogs who were living together were sleeping!

In the distance, among the mountains, a fiery red sun exposed a small part of her face, gradually dispelling the darkness and dampness in the deep mountains.

Little Fish got up and was very angry. She was disturbed by sleep. Her eyes were not opened, and her fists were swinging randomly.

Yu Shengan took two deep breaths and glared at the Chongming Bird who was still calling.

"Bingbing, it's wrong for you to do this. We are still sleeping. Can you..."

"Geeh--"

This bird is definitely a bad bird. I looked back at him and continued to sing: giggle-

Damn, four eyes were wandering around, you turned yours, I turned mine, there was no rule. Yu Shengan just took a look and felt dizzy.

"Okay, okay," he said angrily, calling the dog over and covering the little master with his furry ears.

Then, he stood up and came to the entrance of the cave, standing shoulder to shoulder with Bingbing.

He looked around and saw a magnificent and primitive scene:

I saw a golden light shining in the distance, and thin clouds were floating among the mountains and forests, and the fiery red sun was slowly rising.

Wherever you see, the mountains are lined with green and green. A big river shrouded in the mist circled between countless peaks and disappeared into the vast mountains.

On the mountain peaks, a series of silver-like waterfalls hang down and fall into the river.

Between the peaks, cranes are flying. On the top of the cliff, there are giant apes roaring, and big snakes suck the essence of the sun and the moon at the rising sun. Big fish jump out from the river surface, and their scales are shining. Ripples of water splashed in the deep pool, passing a huge shadow.

An unknown fruit tree grew on the cliff at the entrance of the cave. The fiery red fruit grew to the entrance of the cave and emitted the fruit fragrance. Yu Shengan reached out to pick it and was driven away by the Chongming Bird.

"mean!"

Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Chongming Bird yelled, stretched its head and ate the fruits on the branches in one bite, making it even happier.

After this scene made the rest of his life unwilling to let go, he coughed, cleaned his throat, took a deep breath, and sang loudly at the mountains and rivers:

The light shines everywhere on the golden mountains of Beijing

*** It's the golden sun

How warm

How kind

Light up our serfs' hearts

We're walking

On the road to socialist happiness

Alas Bazaar Hey

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