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Chapter 12 Human beings are too scumbags(1/2)

Lan Bo said: "We are used to listening, but most people cannot hear it, and there are indeed people."

Gu Bao was immediately dissatisfied, "Do you think I am an ordinary person? Do you think I can't hear it? I'm just testing whether you two have practiced seriously.

Okay, hurry up and open the door, and then come back to continue training. When will this set of boxing be practiced and when will it be over?"

The two went with bitter faces.

Gu Bao took out his ears and said in confusion: "I am so young, and my hearing is worse than that of the two old people?"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for his successful bragging, 1 coin, 100 experience value."

Gu Bao: "..."

"System, tell me where did I brag?"

"Host, I hope you will develop the good habit of bragging often. You have not blown out the cowhide that makes this system viscous.

If you have plug-ins, you won’t be able to use them. The host and humans are too frightened to fight the five scumbags.”

emmmmp...

Despised by a cold system.

However, Gu Bao admitted that the system made sense. He was busy and comfortable recently and did not brag much.

"It seems that it's time to go out and let the people of Chang'an see and see, my cowhide!"

Just as I was thinking, a gust of cold wind suddenly blew.

Gu Bao couldn't help but look up and jumped back in fear.

"You, why are you here?"

The person who came was not someone else, but he had a night with him... The little witch Cheng Yaoyao in the world.

"come over!"

Cheng Yaoyao had a cold face and shouted softly.

Brother Bao felt wronged, but Brother Bao didn't say it.

Gu Bao obediently walked to Cheng Yaoyao and said nervously: "Sister Yaoyao, are you okay with me?"

"Does your body hurt?"

Cheng Yaoyao looked at him curiously, and could not see where the person in front of him was injured.

Gu Bao immediately covered his butt, "It hurts so much that it can't stand it anymore.

Sister Yaoyao, you kicked me out of bed that day, and I haven’t gotten it right now.”

Cheng Yaoyao's face was dark, "Tell me about the incident that day again, I want you to look good!"

Not to mention it?

Gu Bao was excited, patted his clothes and said seriously: "Demon... Cough cough, Sister Yaoyao, don't worry, if you don't let me mention it, I will never mention it."

Cheng Yaoyao: "What are you doing here?"

"This is my family, my blessing in the world!"

"I said you are doing here early in the morning!"

Cheng Yaoyao's tone became unkind.

You are not gentler.

Brother Bao swears, he really wants to beat the witch in front of him!

If you can't do it under the bed, just beat it on the bed!

A stinky woman has such a bad temper, and there is no reason why she can't get married. Don't think about it.

"Practice your skills."

After saying that, Gu Bao regretted it. How could he practice in front of this witch?

Sure enough, Cheng Yaoyao's eyes lit up, "It's rare, do you still know martial arts?"

Seeing her contemptuous little eyes, Brother Bao was angry.

I get addicted to blowjob, and ignore it now:

"It's not just about martial arts, but I can't help but have a lot of people.

I fell from the cliff cave at the age of three and obtained the Nine Yang scriptures;

At the age of seven, he was trapped in the top of Guangming and obtained the Great Transfer of the World;

At the age of twelve, he personally led the army of the Kingdom of Daughters, defeated Persia, and obtained the Holy Fire Order;

At the age of fifteen, he obtained the Nine Yin scriptures from the Heaven Sword and Dragon Slaying;

Twenty years old..."

Looking at Cheng Yaoyao's sarcastic eyes, Gu Bao couldn't help but blow it.

"Set me tell me." Cheng Yaoyao seemed to be smiling.

"Hehe, I'm twenty years old, I'm not born yet."

Cheng Yaoyao snorted: "I don't care whether you are real or not. Since you can brag so much, let me weigh your weight."

"Don't, I am a gentleman who speaks but does not act, and I am a woman who doesn't hit her...Oh, damn!"

Two meters away, Brother Bao was lying on the ground, covered in dust.

"That's all that ability?"

Cheng Yaoyao took back his long legs and curled his lips.

Brother Bao got up from the ground, his face full of pain.

"Women, long legs are not used like this."

Cheng Yaoyao was stunned, "How to use it?"

"If you wear silk stockings on your legs, I can play for a year."

"Shameless Demonic Way."

Although I don't know what he said, Cliff is not a good thing.

"Witch, see if I do my best to do the work for heaven, I will take you!"

Even though Brother Bao was in a dirt, he would not admit defeat. He looked at Cheng Yaoyao who rushed over and wanted to beat someone up again.

He gritted his teeth, jumped, and the man rushed over.

Gu Bao would never let go after hugging Cheng Yaoyao's waist.

"Stinky Taoist priest, let me go."

Cheng Yaoyao didn't expect to be hugged and blushed.

"If you don't let go, you'd rather die than let go!" Gu Baoyi refused in a righteous manner.

"Bang bang bang..."

"Oh, stinky woman, you dare to fight, I will fight you."

Brother Bao is still young and is not as tall as Cheng Yaoyao, but this is also cheaper for him.

"Witch, you not only want to beat me to death, but also want to suffocate me to death. I will not surrender."

Cheng Yaoyao's face was dark, "Let go, let go..."

Unfortunately, Brother Bao was like a maggot in his tarsal bones and couldn't push it away.

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A corner not far away.

Uncle Lan and Uncle Fu secretly looked at each other for almost half an hour.

"That woman seems to be really hit. Do we need to go up and help?" Uncle Fu asked.

Bo Lan shook his head and smiled mysteriously, "No need for help, don't you hear that Brother Bao was in pain and was happy?"

"It seems that's true, haha."

The two unscrupulous old men looked at each other for a while, looked at each other and went to clean.

......

"Let me go, I promise not to hit you."

Although Brother Bao is young, his strong masculine taste still makes Cheng Yaoyao feel a little overwhelmed.

"The king of heaven covers the earth tiger, Bao Ge is 1.5 meters;

Brother Bao is in charge of Yaoyao, isn’t I tall?”

Gu Bao gritted his teeth and raised his head with difficulty, looking up at the tall Cheng Yaoyao.
To be continued...
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