Chapter 25: Cat's Troubles
Recently, the kitten is very distressed. What she is worried about is not her superpowers, nor is it Awen whispers every day, nor is it her younger brother Erdan not studying hard. She is worried that someone is chasing her now. According to reason, the kitten should be very happy, but the man who pursues her is so small that the kitten can't bear to start.
As time goes a little further, Xiaomao and Awen make a declaration of a super invincible beautiful girl in the universe, and naturally they are unwilling to pick up those part-time jobs with little oil and water. They go to and from get off work on time every day, and honestly receive their salary and eat boxed lunches. But not long after, Erdan's tutoring fee was not enough.
The two girls didn't know how to make money. They couldn't run to the street to perform a big stone on their chest and buttocks, right? They were afraid that their superpowers would be exposed and they were caught and dissected. The two super invincible beautiful girls in the universe finally returned to their old careers helplessly, posting photos online, changing their mobile phones to China Unicom's number, and looking at their phones every day when they get off work, waiting for the guests to call.
Not to mention, the reputation of the cat ear girl is so loud. Although the two of them said goodbye to the world some time ago, there have been legends about them in the world. Before they could wait for a day, the kitten's phone rang.
He took the subway to change to the bus with his uniform. The two finally arrived at a very remote and convenient hotel. Standing outside the hotel, the kitten and Awen looked at each other, then Awen curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Maoer, let's go, what are you afraid of? Now we don't take the three or five big men seriously. At worst, this girl can shoot him with a super electromagnetic cannon!"
After changing clothes at the door of the room, the kitten said to Awen excitedly: "Oh~ This Kaizi brought a lot of money inside, which is 5,000 yuan! Awen, we must squeeze him dry!"
Awen was also interested, swallowed and licked his mouth, finally checked his cat's tail, waved his fists to cheer himself up, and then knocked on the door.
The door was opened, but the kitten and Awen were stunned. The two looked at each other, and finally Awen took the face as if in the dark, pulled the kitten into the room and sat on the edge of the bed.
"How old are you?" Awen chewed gum and sat on the head of the bed, questioning the child in a big way.
"It's nineteen." The boy said with his neck blushing and gritting his teeth.
"Puchi~" Awen laughed, pointed to the kitten beside him, shook his head and said, "Who are you coaxing? Did you see, this aunt is only 21 years old this year, you are nineteen? Take out your ID card to see, haha, although we can still recognize money but not people, at least a little bit of professional ethics is prohibited from having sex with minors, and the law is clearly written."
The boy was trembling for a long time, but in the end he didn't take out his ID card. He sat down on the chair with a little frustration. Looking at the two bright sisters in front of him, he said helplessly: "Okay, okay, it's seventeen. In ancient times, even if he was sixteen, would you be an adult? Are you afraid that I won't give you money?"
Awen smiled, shook his head and said, "Seventeen? Haha, Xusui? I think you are about the same age as my Erdan. Forget it, we can't make this money. Pay 100 yuan to reimburse our two travel expenses. Go home and find mommy." The kitten saw that the child about the same size as her brother in front of him seemed to be hit very hard, so he quickly poked Awen beside him.
"Little brother, hehe, maybe it's the first time you've called this kind of service? Haha, there is an unwritten rule in our circle: not being a minor or a virgin. It's not that we look down on you. To be honest, I know you have brought a lot of money. Judging from your clothes and family conditions, you must have a lot of pocket money. However, we can't make this money." The little cat persuaded the little boy in front of him with a happy look, but Awen was a little angry.
"Maoer, stop talking. I said, little brother, pay quickly, 100 yuan, I didn't ask you for a loss of work fee! Don't make such a fucking head in the future. Fortunately, you meet the two of us. If you meet someone else, hehe..." Awen shook his black stockings with a ruffian. He didn't know what he remembered, but Awen actually rubbed the boy's crotch with his black stockings.
The kitten quickly grabbed Awen who was a little offside, looked at the little boy who was a little helpless in front of him, and finally smiled bitterly and said, "Forget it, Awen, let's go, we can catch the last subway." Awen stood up reluctantly, cursing and preparing to go out. The kitten looked at the little boy who was a little depressed in front of him, not knowing what he remembered, walked to the little boy and hugged the boy's head.
"Go back quickly. Your family must be looking for you everywhere. You are still young. Find a better girlfriend in the future and study hard." Then the kitten touched the boy's head and pulled Awen out with the dissatisfied Awen. Before going out, Awen said dissatisfiedly: "It will cost 100 to hug him. Maoer, this bastard is really cheap."
Kitten and Awen went back to the last subway. Kitten thought the matter was over, but who knew that when they were lying in bed at night, Kitten actually received a text message: "Sister, are you asleep?"
When the kitten saw the phone call, it was obviously a message sent by the little boy. Maybe the word "sister" touched some nerves. The kitten replied in a silly way, "It's not yet, I'm ready to go to bed."
After half a minute, the kitten received a reply: "Sister, why do you have to do this kind of work?"
The kitten was a little angry. Such a child didn't know anything, but he didn't reveal his shortcomings. He replied in anger: "Let's shortage of money."
After another half a minute, the kitten received a reply again: "Sister, I will do it once. I am not short of money. After listening to your words, I dare not call anyone else. Sister, just help me."
The kitten threw the phone aside in anger, ignored the child, shook his head and hugged Awen beside him to go to bed. After about ten minutes, the kitten's phone rang again, "Sister, is it okay? You look very similar to my girlfriend. I just looked at your photos online before I looked for you. Just once, just once, okay?"
The kitten replied with a laugh and cry: "I have a girlfriend who is still doing it. I won't learn well at such a young age. I'm going to bed, so don't talk about it."
Maybe the kitten's words touched the little boy's nerves. After about half an hour, the kitten fell asleep, and the phone made a message sound. The kitten opened the phone sleepyly. She thought it was a message from a customer and was about to get up to do business. But when she saw that the kitten was completely angry.
After lit his fingertips for a long time, the kitten replied with a long message: "Isn't it just a broken heart? No, you are not a broken heart. Your teacher is also trying to catch you as a model for your own good. Why is your child not sensible at all? The girl didn't want to have a quarrel with you so she transferred to school quietly? I said why are you talking to me about these things? I'm not a close sister, so I can't figure it out to call the radio! This time, it's just the whispering show, and it's all about you, who are depressed, call me to complain. The number is XXXXXXXX. Don't bother me anymore!"
The kitten turned off his phone angrily, then continued to sleep with his head down.
Early in the morning, the kitten turned on his phone and received several messages in a row, "Good morning." "Have you eaten breakfast?" "Sister, don't ignore me!" "Oh, sister, I don't look down on you~" "..." and so on and so on. The kitten shook his head a little distressedly, threw this matter behind his head, asked Awen to get up, make breakfast for Erdan, wash and dress up to go to work in the homestead.
Kitten and Awen were listlessly wearing maid outfits, standing in the homestead to deal with the homestead creatures who came in to buy things. At about 11 o'clock in the afternoon, Awen laughed twice, pulled the kitten's arm, pointed to a boy who had just entered the homestead to buy figures, and said with a smile: "Maoer, let's bring the mask of that female god of death. Look, that Kaizi came yesterday."
The kitten looked up and saw that the little boy was holding two little dolls of unknown things yesterday, looking at him in surprise, and his face turned red. The kitten took a mask handed over by Awen and brought it to his face. The boy might have been a little surprised. He looked at the maid dressed sister in a daze, licked his dry lips, took out his cell phone and made a call.
Sure enough, the kitten's cell phone rang strangely. The kitten hung up the phone in anger, said a few words to the boss, and entered the locker room. Awen was much more open, and he was cute and coquettish, and he rubbed against the little boy in a delicate voice. He coaxed and cheated and sold many pillow figures, and then happily collected real money and issued fake invoices.
When it was lunch time, the kitten saw that the boy was no longer there and asked Awen to change his clothes and prepare to go out for dinner. As a result, as soon as the two of them changed their clothes, they saw the boy walking in with two Pizza Hut pizza boxes, blushing and asking to invite Kitchen and Awen to dinner...
Awen's cheeky skin pulled the kitten and ate a comfortable meal of pizza, drinking boiled water and licking his teeth. Awen complained a little dissatisfiedly why the little boy didn't know how to buy some drinks. The kitten was embarrassed to eat more, but it was enough to eat. Looking at the strange and cramped little boy in front of him, the kitten shook his head and patiently persuaded: "Go home quickly, your family probably will call the police. Think about it, if the police come to you, you will catch two of us in the end. I think, you don't want to cause us to go to prison, right?"
The boy seemed to have misunderstood the meaning of the kitten. He smiled and turned around and left with his pillow figure with a smile. Originally, the kitten thought it would be over, but the little boy insisted on saying good morning and good night to himself every day, and from time to time he would talk to him about the school's mess. Awen even wanted to ask the boy to charge a consultation fee, but was finally stopped by the kitten.
Now the boy came to the homestead to buy things and make friends with intimacy. The kitten was so angry that he brought a mask and hugged it aside without saying a word, but Awen poked the kitten beside him with his eyes lit up.
"Maoer, look, that kid is here again. Haha, Maoer, I said, our super invincible beautiful girl in the universe, there are a lot of men chasing her everywhere, why do you have to fall in love with that boss Li? I met last time, and until now, I don't even have a phone call. He is a rustic guy, and he really thinks he is the boss..."
The kitten glanced at the boy with annoyance, shook his head, and grabbed a coin that Awen was suspended behind him, "Awen, I have told you how many times you have, don't use superpowers randomly when you go to work. That boy is just a person who is crazy. Let's stay away from him and don't let parents come here..."
Awen shook his head disdainfully, looked up and down at the kitten, and smiled and said, "Maoer, what are you afraid of? You are so powerful, plus my super electromagnetic cannon! We are one warrior and one wizard, and Erdan will awaken the superpowers of a priest in the future and be our dad. Haha, this world is not the final decision in the future? Oh, why haven't the end of the world come yet? I can't wait..."
Chapter completed!