Chapter three hundred and seventeen unrealistic ideas
After leaving Wushun's room happily, Chen Yi felt cheering and excited. His very evil purpose was to be achieved. Wu Zetian, the queen of the Tang Dynasty, and the sisters of the Korean lady Wu Shun, will accompany her tonight and play those passionate games with her. I can't help but be excited when I think about it. I want to share it with others. Although the two sisters are old, their identities are too noble. The identities of their identities can make up for the shortcomings of their age. Even if they are older, there is a complete reason to make people excited.
There is only one empress in the Tang Dynasty in the world. The Korean lady, who is a first-rate rank, is also a rare person. She captured two super noble women on her body or asked them to serve him together. I really don’t know what words to describe it.
A man's evil thoughts unconsciously revealed in specific circumstances
Chen Yi came out of the main hall of Huaqing Palace with a happy mood. He wanted to go back to his sleeping place to rest for a while and keep his energy in order to avoid being unable to do anything at night. He had to face the two sisters at the same time, and two women who had been tested in "bed affairs", Chen Yi was still a little stressed, afraid that he would make a fool of himself, and he really wanted to accumulate strength. The matters of the Qianniu Guard under his command had been arranged, and a general named Li Xiaoyi, Zuo Qianniu Guard, was responsible for it. He didn't need to worry too much, so he could rest with peace of mind. Li Xiaoyi was a clan of the royal family, the grandson of Zheng, Li Liang, the eighth uncle of Emperor Gaozu of Tang, Li Yuan, and the eighth son of Li Shentong, the king of Huai'an. He was named Liangjun Duke. He was smart and studious since childhood, good at literature and martial arts, very careful and brave. He rarely made mistakes. He was a young man who could deliver things. He handed over the guards to him and didn't need to worry about anything.
However, Chen Yi wanted to have a good rest, but his plan to prepare for the evening was not realized. Before he could reach the room where he could rest, he was stopped by two people. There were not many people who dared to stop Chen Yi in the Huaqing Palace, only two or three people, including the two little things in front of him, who were not others. They were Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er.
"Brother Ziying, you promised Wan'er and I to take us to hunt on Mount Li a few days ago, and barbecue prey. You don't keep your word." Princess Taiping, who stood in front of Chen Yi and put his hands on her waist, said angrily, "So many days have passed. You didn't come to ask Ling Yue and Wan'er to hunt. You must have forgotten this matter. Did you just fool us that day? You lied to us and we didn't want to pay attention to you."
Although Shangguan Wan'er was not as excited as Princess Taiping, she also pouted and looked at Chen Yi. The little girl also had an objection.
When he heard Princess Taiping’s blame. Seeing the two little girls looking at him with resentful eyes, Chen Yi had a headache and quickly explained with a smile: "Princess, Wan'er, how could I forget it? But I have been busy these days and I don't have time to take you there. You see. I have just come out of the Queen, and the discussion has just ended, and I have not even had time to take a breath, so I was stopped by you two little things."
"Who is the little thing?" Shangguan Wan'er was a little dissatisfied when Chen Yi called her "little thing". She pouted and said, "The princess and I have grown up, we are not a little thing anymore."
Princess Taiping also looked like she was united in the same hatred of the enemy and said angrily: "Wan'er is right. We are growing up, we are not small things anymore." As she said that, she stood up.
Shangguan Wan'er also straightened her body, looking at Chen Yi, making Chen Yi look silent. Couldn't these two little girls show their figure to him? They're too small.
"Okay, you are not small things. You have grown up. They are all big." Chen Yi had to surrender, but he did not forget to make fun of him, "You have grown up. You should be sensible, don't mess around all day, okay?"
Let them eliminate their "hate" appearance, and a good result is achieved by just one word of play.
"Why are we making trouble?" Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er suddenly opened their eyes wide, and they were embarrassed. They were angry that Chen Yi was accused of "making trouble all day". They took Chen Yi's hand unceremoniously and prepared to argue with him. Seeing this, Chen Yi gave up "resistance" and really raised his hand to surrender. "Princess, Wan'er, we won't talk about this anymore. Don't you want to go hunting and then grill prey? Let's go now, can we go?" The two aunts are really difficult. Chen Yi already doubted whether it was wrong to put them together?
As soon as Chen Yi agreed to take them there, Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er immediately cheered, "That's great, Brother Ziying, you can take us now, we will change our clothes immediately, and you can wait for us."
As Chen Yi said nothing, he ran back and went to change his clothes without waiting for him. Chen Yi shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Oh, these two little girls are harder than dealing with Wu Shun and Wu Zetian. I don't know what they will become if they grow up, and whether he can handle it."
I was a little depressed, but I didn't dare to evade Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er. Seeing that they were happily changing clothes and preparing, I immediately ordered several of my followers to prepare, and asked a general named Chen Hu, Zuo Qianniu Guard Lang, to take a dozen Qianniu Guard soldiers, to accompany Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er to hunt.
Soon Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er changed their clothes, and two maids who also changed their clothes followed behind him. At this time, Chen Yi was already waiting with more than a dozen followers and Qianniu Guard soldiers. Seeing Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er coming hand in hand, Chen Yi smiled and said, "Two beautiful little ladies, let me go hunting with you."
Chen Yi deliberately pretended to be funny and weird, which made the two of them laugh.
"Brother Ziying, you laughed to death." Shangguan Wan'er pulled Chen Yi's hand and said coquettishly: "How can you call us little lady? We haven't grown up yet?"
"That's it" Princess Taiping agreed in unison.
Chen Yi curled his lips disapprovingly, "Why did you do it just now? Two people said that they have grown up and are not allowed to say that they are small things."
"Hmph, these are two things." Princess Taiping also curled her lips by imitating Chen Yi, "We don't allow you to call us little things, nor can you call us little ladies."
"Okay, Princess Wan'er, let's go. Wait for a while to catch the prey, I'll cook it for you, but remember, don't eat greedy, don't eat badly, let's go." Without waiting for the two little girls to react, they pulled their hands and strode towards the other side where there is a lot of prey. This place needs to leave the Huaqing Palace and walk along the foot of Mount Li for a while.
Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er naturally had no objection. Everything was followed by Chen Yi's arrangements, as long as Chen Yi accompanied them to enjoy it.
A group of people left Huaqing Palace without any obstacles and headed towards the foot of Mount Li in the other direction.
The Qianniu Guard soldiers defended in the Huaqing Palace. The outside of the Huaqing Palace were the generals of the left and right Yulin Army, as well as the left, right guards, left and right Jinwu Guards. Their defense range was very wide. The places where Chen Yi wanted to hunt were also within their defense. With thousands of imperial guards defending in this area, there was no need to worry about safety issues. No one dared to lurk around the Huaqing Palace to search for trouble. At most, only some wild beasts that came out to look for food in winter were hungry.
These days, the soldiers of the imperial guards on the periphery have hunted a lot of prey, including bears, tigers, wolves, jackals, rabbits, pheasants, etc. Chen Yi was also lucky enough to taste it. Today, he went out to hunt, and he was still a special hunting, and he hoped to gain more.
They really lived up to his expectations and did not disappoint Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er. Shortly after leaving Huaqing Palace, they hunted a small wild sheep, two hares, and a few unknown birds. Seeing a lot of prey, Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er were both excited. They did not regret the disappearance of the lives of these creatures, but were just looking forward to the rich delicacies for a while.
Chen Yi's entourage quickly lit the fire, cleaned the prey with skillful movements, and placed it on the fire to grill. The entourages were familiar with these things, and in a short while, an attractive fragrance had already wafted between the noses of everyone. They had never followed anyone to hunt. They had never grilled delicious Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er were very excited and kept asking Chen Yi if it was cooked or tasted delicious. They were already hungry and wanted to eat. Chen Yi could only smile bitterly and warned them not to be anxious. If they were cooked, they would have diarrhea if they were cooked.
But Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er didn't care. They kept asking, as if they had been hungry for many days. Finally, a little bird was roasted. Chen Yi took it off the grill and tore off his legs to make his greedy saliva flow out. He repeatedly warned them to eat carefully and not to be hot. The two girls kept blowing, trying to cool the scalding bird's legs. Finally, they bit them down impatiently and swallowed a piece of meat. Because it was too hot, both of them swallowed desperately, and even wanted to grab Chen Yi's wine to drink, but they stopped after being beaten by Chen Yi.
"It's getting more and more dissatisfied, and he dares to steal my wine." Chen Yi was angry and knocked on the two little girls' trembling. He stopped until they stuck out their tongues and kept admitting their mistakes. The cute looks of the two little girls made Chen Yi unable to pretend to be angry again, and he kept praising him how he was like two little fairies. If he grows up a little, he will act like a little coquettish.
He also believed that with the appearance of him, the time traveler, the two would be better than in the original history, of course, they meant that they were learning
Now, no longer scolded the naughty actions of the two little girls Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er, and prepared food for them very considerately.
In winter, eating hot food around the fire is still a very delicious prey. The taste is not ordinary and it is very desirable. Not many people can resist the temptation. Chen Yi was like this, and others were also in a while. Not only Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er, but also Chen Yi and other soldiers from Qianniu Guards were also biting the delicious food. Because they were afraid that Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er would have diarrhea after eating too much, Chen Yi forced them not to eat more, which made the two little girls look pitiful, which made Chen Yi very reluctant, but finally did not dare to let them eat more.
"Brother Ziying, you will often take us out for hunting and barbecue food in the future, okay?" Princess Taiping, who had just finished eating a piece of tender lamb, pulled Chen Yi's sleeves and begged coquettishly, completely ignoring the oil stains in her hands and touched Chen Yi's sleeves. Seeing that there were a lot of oil stains on the clean clothes, Chen Yi rolled his eyes in annoyance and knocked a few thunderous chestnuts on her head.
"Brother Ziying, I have to come out to play with us often." Seeing Princess Taiping being "beaten", Shangguan Wan'er, who had originally wanted to pull Chen Yi's sleeve, retracted her hand, but she still begged.
"Okay, as long as you are happy, I can often come out with you to play and hunt in the future."
"That's great." The two little girls clapped their greasy hands and cheered again.
The two little beauties cheered were indeed not as cute as ordinary. Chen Yi was once again fascinated by the scene when they grew up, and was a little stunned. However, he quickly stopped his unrealistic ideas. He also told himself that he was not interested in today and was not thinking about unrealistic things. Good things would happen at night.
It is still unknown whether the sisters Wu Shun and Wu Zetian can accompany each other tonight. Go back sooner and figure out the matter first. If it is really possible, he must prepare, think about how to attack the two women who accompany him, what should I do, how to distribute physical strength, etc.
Chapter completed!