Chapter 122 The civet cats unify the world
"You have seen many beautiful scenery, you have seen many beautiful women, you are lost in every short time on the map..." Generally, there are no customers in the restaurant during lunch time, so Sun Qian took this opportunity to take out the guitar and start practicing.
It would be fine if it was before. Usually when she was practicing, Silwei and Shen Yibin and Haer listened quietly. Janei may sing a few words along with him. Although the scene was lively, it didn't feel noisy.
But today it is different. There is a little Dandan in the store. When it hears the music, it can't help but start dancing with the rhythm of the guitar. It's true that this guy is talented in dancing. Although it is the first time he hears this song, he can freely adjust his movements according to the melody, and gradually cooperate with Sun Qian more and more tacitly.
Of course, Haer, the idiot, refused to miss this good opportunity to join in the fun, and also staggered to Dandan and jumped up as he imitated it.
Chen Yibin subconsciously looked at their feet. Fortunately, it was tiled and cement floor, and it was on the first floor. There was no need to worry about them crushing the floor, nor was there any need to worry about disturbing the people downstairs.
"Okay, let's take a break and prepare for dinner. I'll make a salt and pepper snake section for you today." Damn, if you dare to crush this newly bought bed, we will improve our food tomorrow.
Together with the three girls, I worked hard to lift the big mahogany bed to the second floor to install it, threw the crushed bed into the storage room, and then Chen Yibin went to the kitchen and got busy. Soon, the salt and pepper snake section and a few paired vegetarian dishes were ready.
Chen Yibin's cooking skills are getting better and better. When Sylvie first heard that it was snake meat, she was a little hesitant, but since she took the first bite, she has no longer cared about the princess's reserve and fought with Shen Yibin and the others.
However, no matter how fast Silwei was, she could not compare to Dandan. Before she could pick up two chopsticks, Dandan's rice bowl became empty, and Chen Yibin had to add a full rice bowl to it.
Until they were full and drunk, Dandan and Haer were still having a good time holding the rice bowl. Several people were too lazy to move, so they sat at the dining table chatting and waited for them to finish their meal. Chen Yibin suddenly thought of a joke about the raccoon cat and couldn't help laughing.
"Abin, why are you laughing at?" Bai Yanni asked curiously, and Sun Qian and Sylvie also turned their heads to look at him.
"It's okay, I just remembered a historical allusion." Chen Yibin replied with a smile, "You have all heard the story of the raccoon changing the prince, right?"
Sun Qian and Bai Yanni nodded at the same time, while Sylvie shook her head. Chen Yibin first told her the story of changing the raccoon cat to the prince, and then said, "If the raccoon cat who changed the prince was this guy, and Song Zhenzong had true love for Concubine Li, perhaps they would raise the raccoon cat to inherit the throne and ascend to the throne to the emperor."
"Then China will be ruled by the raccoon cats." Chen Yibin continued, "Because the raccoon cats like to eat snakes, the Song Dynasty's Coinde would expand to the tropical areas that are rich in snakes and insects in the south, and take over Dali, Jiaozhi and other countries; at the same time, the raccoon cats also like to eat fish, shrimps, and crabs, so the Song Dynasty would form an ocean fleet to catch fish and shrimps for His Majesty the Emperor."
"As the fleet sailed, they would arrive in Southeast Asia, America, and Australia. If there was no Columbus, Magellan and others in the geographical discovery, they would have nothing to do with them. At the same time, during the voyage, the fleet of the Song Dynasty would also contact merchants from West Asia and Europe. They were surprised to find that the ordinary items on their ships could be sold at a good price in the hands of these merchants."
"Therefore, the maritime trade also developed tremendously. The merchants of the Song Dynasty formed new fleets and took the silk, tea and porcelain from the Song Dynasty to West Asia and Europe for trade, and made huge profits. At the same time, in order to resist the attacks of pirates along the way, the Song Dynasty would definitely vigorously develop the navy to protect the fish, shrimp and caravans dedicated to His Majesty."
"Of course, long-distance offensive weapons must be developed when fighting at sea. Given that the Song Dynasty had already appeared, we have reason to believe that the Song Dynasty's navy might invent cannons, muskets and other weapons. In this way, the military strength of the Song Dynasty will be greatly enhanced. Whether it is the Khitans, Jurchens or Mongols' cavalry will fall under the cannons and muskets of the Song Dynasty."
"The Song Dynasty will eventually defeat the nomadic peoples in the north on land and travel around the world on the sea. His Majesty, their emperor, dominated every fishing ground in the world. The Song Dynasty will also become the most powerful empire in the world."
"Hey, why did Emperor Zhenzong of Song Dynasty refuse to treat the raccoon as the prince? Otherwise, it would be the Americans' turn to be the overlord of the world!" Chen Yibin looked at the Dandan who was consuming his head and said seriously, and finally said a little sadness in his tone.
Bai Yanni, Sun Qian and Sylvie were stunned when they heard this. They looked at Chen Yibin and then looked at Dandan. They really couldn't imagine the scene of this guy wearing a yellow robe and a high throne. If this guy became the emperor, he would definitely dance in the court with his belly, right?
If this is true, how should Bao Zheng and Yang family generals in the court deal with it? This picture is so beautiful that I can't imagine it? Oh, but maybe Zhan Zhao will become a bigger official? Who made his nickname also have the word "cat"? Maybe he can be appreciated by His Majesty Cat because of this.
"Gar?" Dandan finally finished her meal. It raised her head and looked at these four guys. Are you staring at me for Mao?
"Hahahahaha!" Bai Yanni finally couldn't help laughing first, and then Sun Qian and Sylvie couldn't stand up straight, which made Haer and Dandan confused, and they had no idea what was going on.
"Oh, Abin, your imagination is really big." After a long time, Bai Yanni and others recovered. She wiped her tears and patted Chen Yibin's shoulder and said.
"I think you can be a screenwriter in Hollywood. If you write such a script, I think Disney will be interested. At that time, I can also use royal funds to invest in you. As for the protagonist, let Dandan perform in his true colors." Silwei also became the supporting actor.
"Can I write the theme song and the melody of the song? Just refer to the song played by Dandan when she was dancing last night." Sun Qian also rarely joked with them.
Chapter completed!