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45 Shit disaster 2

"hell……"

Seeing Zhao Yao looking at him, Bai Quan immediately covered his mouth and gave a wink: "I understand, I understand, I will not say it casually."

Bai Quan followed Zhao Yao all the way upstairs: "Teacher Zhao, please believe me, I really want to follow you with all my heart! Give me a chance! I won't let you down!"

Zhao Yao curled his lips, too lazy to pay attention to Bai Quan, so he opened the door and was about to go home.

However, as soon as the door was opened, the first thing that caught my eye was Matcha lying on the ground, foaming at his mouth, and the other party's claws fell on the threshold, as if he was still knocking on the door before he fell to the ground.

Mango was lying on the side, looking at the fainting matcha curiously, as if curious about why the other party fell.

The next moment, the stench soared into the sky came to the face. Elizabeth on her shoulder screamed and ran to the safe passage. Zhao Yao held his breath and sighed in his heart: "Is mango diarrhea again?"

At this moment, Bai Quan, who was standing beside him, also exclaimed: "It smells so smelly! Is it because of mango dilute again?" The previous experience of shoveling sparse poop in a cat toilet made him deeply remember it.

Zhao Yao reacted instantly, turned his head and looked at Bai Quan.

"Brother, have you ever shoveled the shit?"

Bai Quan's face suddenly collapsed, and he looked at Zhao Yao begging for mercy and said, "Can I go and hire a housekeeper aunt?"

"It's so late, it's not good to bother the housekeeper." As he said that, Zhao Yao had already put his arms around Bai Quan's neck and patted his shoulder and said, "Do you want to join hell? Now you don't even want to shovel a shit? I've done this today, and you will be the pioneer general of our hell in the world in the future."

"Shut shovel, I shovel."

Two white tissues were inserted into the round nostrils in the living room cabinet. Looking at the scene at the door, I couldn't help but hold my head up and sighed in my heart: "It's so terrible... This person and cat are all bullies. Bai Quan and I have been cheated here."

With Bai Quan helping to ventilate and clean, the stench in the house quickly dissipated. Zhao Yao was lying on the sofa holding Xiaoying's short mango, looking at the other person with a naive and confused expression, and couldn't help asking, "Why do you always like to have diarrhea?"

Matcha, who woke up from the side, said, "No...no, mango is too terrible. Zhao Yao, you have to arrange a separate toilet for him and seal it in the unused room."

Elizabeth also walked out slowly, her eyes full of fear: "I have never smelled such smelly shit."

Zhao Yaoshen agreed and quickly bought a new toilet for Mango online, intending to let Mango go to the toilet in a separate room in the future.

Originally, this house had five bedrooms and two living rooms, Zhao Yao and Matcha in the same room, 15 big stray cats in one room, 3 little stray cats in one room, and Elizabeth in one room, and Yuanyuan slept in the living room.

The remaining room now seems to be reserved specifically for Mango shit.

Zhao Yao looked at his phone and went online casually, but saw a shocking news.

‘A fear attack occurred on Wall Street, New York, USA at 8:16 am local time, killing 65 people and injuring more than 300 people. The police are still fighting fire with the suspects, and no extreme organizations have claimed the incident…’

"No way, isn't this a fear attack? Such a thing..." Zhao Yao saw related news online. For a moment, the whole world seemed to be discussing the same thing.

...

On the other side, in a conference room, Lin Chen sat on the chair with some confusion.

Since the last time the masked man was suffocated by the last time, Lin Chen has experienced some strange things.

First, he was caught by a bald man and asked questions, and then he took him to do a series of strange tests.

What he didn't know was that when he was tested, his family's information, parents, even grandparents, grandparents, and grandparents were investigated.

And the final result...

Lin Chen looked at a pure white female cat who was about five or six months old in his arms, and a trace of helplessness flashed in his eyes.

"After doing such a lot of things, I'm going to raise a cat." Lin Chen curled his lips. Thinking of the bald man solemnly handing the cat to him, he couldn't help but complain in his heart: "Does such a tough guy actually like cats so much?"

At this moment, the door of the conference room opened, and the bald man who was complaining in his heart walked in. Seeing Lin Chen holding the kitten, the man smiled: "Hello, how about you? You're getting along well with milk."

Milk is the name of the little white cat.

Lin Chen curled his lips and said, "What are you planning to do? Didn't you say you could find the man with mask? As a result, I'm going to have a cat now?"

The bald man smiled and slowly took out a laptop from his office bag, saying, "Originally, the upper level was considering soft landing, and using relatively gentle means to promote it step by step.

However, there is something happening in the United States now, and many people feel uneasy. Some things, such as social impact, economy, people's livelihood, etc., cannot think so much at once, and some things can only be grasped."

As he said that, he had already opened the notebook and put it in front of the white cat, and asked, "Milk, what do you think of him?"

Lin Chen said strangely: "Sir, Chief?"

But the next moment, a shocking scene had already appeared in front of him.

In Lin Chen's surprised gaze, the milk in his arms jumped out, sat directly in front of the notebook, and started to hit it word by word.

"Although this idiot is simple-minded, it's okay to me. The key is that he can withstand my abilities. Let's just him for the time being."

Looking at the words appearing on the computer screen, Chief He smiled: "Just be satisfied. It is not easy to find someone who can bear it, has good physical fitness, and has a clean and trustworthy background."

Lin Chen, who was standing beside him, looked at the scene and pointed at the cat and said in surprise: "He...Hehe Hehe, did you see it? This cat is typing, she is typing!!!"

"I saw it, fussed." Chief He said: "Isn't it just cats typing? After the super-powered cats awaken, their intelligence is comparable to that of humans. They can communicate directly through consciousness, but they cannot communicate with humans, so they can only communicate through words."

At this moment, Lin Chen felt his mind blank. He stared at the milk in front of him, his eyes falling into confusion.

Milk spat, shook her tail, and typed, "When you go back, remember to buy me cat litter. Who wants you to use newspapers? It's dirty and smelly."

"She, she, she, she!" Lin Chen said, pointing to the milk.

"I know, I'm typing." Chief He said: "In addition to having intelligence that is no less than humans after awakening, the most important thing is to have superpowers. It's like moving in an instant, chanting power, spitting fire, spitting water, farting, etc."

"Farting? Farting is considered a superpower?"
Chapter completed!
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