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206 Cold blooded, weight loss, cat walking

"It's so cold-blooded." Matcha shouted: "This world is so dark! There's no hope!"

"What's the dark?" Elizabeth said disdainfully: "Anyway, they were harassed by you when they came out. I think they might be more willing to stay in it."

Nanako, who walked out of the room, looked at the rolling matcha on the ground and asked, "What's wrong with this cat?"

"I don't know, maybe I'm constipated and can't get out of shit." Zhao Yao said casually.

But Matcha sticks out his butt, looking like he wants to shit on the ground.

"Damn!" Zhao Yao pressed the other party's head and said, "You're making trouble, stupid cat."

Matcha was so angry: "I want to see Qianqian. If I can't see Qianqian, I have to learn mango and stiletto and urinate every day."

"Even if you can stop me for a while, you can't stop me for a lifetime, unless you let me see Qian Qian!"

"This dead cat." Zhao Yao cursed in his heart. Just as he was about to teach the other party a lesson, he suddenly stopped: 'Indeed, I can stop it for a while, but I can't stop it for a lifetime, so do I have to use illusions again?'

Thinking about the pillow that was thrown away last time, Zhao Yao shook his head: "No, illusion is the last resort."

So he looked at the matcha in front of him and had to say, "Okay, okay, the decoration is closed at the end of this month and the selection is suspended. If you can get the celebrity cat in the cat cafe next month, I will let you go into the dimensional stomach bag to see Qianqian."

"Really!" Hearing Zhao Yao's words, Matcha said happily: "I can get the star cat, now I can play King of Glory with peace of mind, waiting to see Qianqian."

Yuanyuan, who was beside him, glanced at Matcha and said to himself: "I must get the celebrity cat next month!"

So after Matcha left, Yuanyuan quietly came to Zhao Yao's side and asked with anticipation: "Zhao Yao and Zhao Yao, if I also got the celebrity cat, can I go to see Qianqian?"

"Hmm?" Zhao Yao saw Yuanyuan's longing look and thought to himself: 'Well, Qianqian's female cat can be used as bait to make Yuanyuan and Matcha work hard, and it can also be used to motivate Yuanyuan.'

Thinking of this, he nodded and said, "Of course, but with your current performance, it is unlikely to be a celebrity cat."

"Then what should I do? Zhao Yao, please help me!"

"Let's lose weight first." Zhao Yao said: "From today, keep running every day and lose 5 kilograms of weight first! Then change your image step by step."

Yuanyuan did not retreat after hearing this time, but was silent for a while and nodded and said, "I understand, but can you really become a celebrity cat after losing weight?"

"It's not just celebrity cats. As long as you cultivate yourself according to my plan, I promise to train you into a fan of thousands of cats. It has the power of a tiger, the elegance of a cheetah, and the majesty of a lion. From now on, it will be so handsome. When a cat loves a cat, Qianqian will love you to death at first sight!"

"Really!" Yuanyuan's mind showed his slender figure and jumping like a white tiger.

"Of course it's true! I will package you from beginning to end and let you completely get rid of your past image. Don't talk about it, maybe even Elizabeth will..."

Yuanyuan said excitedly: "Shuangfei?!" His fat all over his body seemed to tremble.

"Ahem, it's almost the same."

A burning fighting spirit flashed in Yuanyuan's eyes: "Then I'll go run now!"

Seeing Yuanyuan running in the living room, Zhao Yao's mouth slightly raised: "Very good, according to this fighting spirit, you can at least lose one or two pounds, right?"

...

On the same night, in a certain community in Jianghai, Xiaoyu was walking with the husky and... her own beauty.

I saw the fish balls being brought on a collar and walking on the sidewalk with a leash.

Yuba's mouth opened, and he kept sticking out his tongue like a dog. Seeing other dogs passing by, he yelled at the passing pedestrians and pet dog Wangwang, as if he had really turned into a dog.

After calling, he wagged his tail around the husky's thick face and said, "Boss, boss, look at me."

"Yes." Kuan Noodle nodded and said, "It's good, keep working hard." Kuan Noodle is quite satisfied with this younger brother whom he has recently surrendered.

Relying on the side effects brought by the possession of the ghost, although the rough noodles have no superpowers and cannot escape from the dog's body, they have gained the ability to communicate with the super cat, which is considered half a super cat, but they have been disdainful of communicating with the fish ball before.

In fact, he has been bullying Yuba for a while, and relying on human minds to become more and more favored in the eyes of his parents and Xiaoyu. His status at home has continued to rise, making Yuba unable to resist.

Later, the cat used his mind again and showed his hands directly in front of the fish balls, and then subdued the super cat.

"Hmph, thinking about it this way is better than driving away this super cat."

Fishball was shocked by the ghost cat's mind power, thinking it was the power of the Husky, and completely threw it at the dog party. Looking at the rough face, he said with a flattering look: "Long live the super-powered dog! The super-powered dog is invincible! Wool wool wool!"

Rough noodles: "Be good."

Fishball wagged his tail and said with a doggy expression: "Boss, I decided not to be a cat again. From today on, I will be a dog. Wool wool wool!"

Xiaoyu, who was walking aside with a cat and a dog, looked ashamed. From the past few days, she didn't know what was going on. Yuba suddenly started to learn to bark by dogs, and then she stuck out her tongue like a dog. Today, she still had to be slipped away like a dog.

"This idiot, do you really think of yourself as a dog?" Xiaoyu knew that cats could make all kinds of sounds, and there were not no cats who could learn to bark, but she had never seen a cat who completely regarded herself as a dog like this.

Not only did the fish balls change strangely, the cat named the strongest Chinese server on WeChat has also ignored her. She even deleted Xiaoyu's WeChat recently, which made her feel particularly angry.

As she spoke, she saw the fish balls coming under a tree, lifting her hind legs high, and starting to pee like a dog.

Xiaoyu looked at this scene speechlessly, and suddenly had an idea and said, "Yu Ball, you should know the way home by yourself."

Yubaan looked at Xiaoyu, nodded, and said, "Yes, two-legged dog, of course I know the way back." His tone was full of disdain, obviously because he found a new backer and no longer took Xiaoyu seriously.

Xiaoyu couldn't understand the cat's words, but when she saw the fish balls, she nodded and immediately said, "Okay, fish balls, please help me with thick noodles. Can you go home after walking? "

Although I like fish balls and thick noodles, walking the dog every day is really time-consuming, so Xiaoyu wonders if she can free the labor force.

Just as I was about to say that the fish balls were not in progress, they were stopped by the rough noodles: "Promise her!"

So a few minutes later, a cat and a dog stuck out their tongues and started shopping happily.

Mao followed them again and said with a bored look on his face: "It's a bit boring here. Xiaoyu always has to go to school, do homework, and play games. It's rare that he only played a few games of King of Glory. However, Yuba, the fool, knew how to play King of Glory, but he still lost, which made me want to vomit blood."

Thinking of watching TV shows and playing games, he missed the days behind Elizabeth.

"Why go to Zhao Yao to have fun?" Before I knew it, the ghost cat had floated to the different directions of the fish balls.

The rough face stuck out his tongue and thought to himself: "The first step to dominate the community starts today! The key is to find the super cat! Most of the pet cats in the family are sterilized, and the number of super cats among the stray cats should be greater. As long as you dominate the stray cat world and master countless super cats... I can...hehehehehe."

He had already thought of a complete plan in his mind. Starting from this community, he relied on fish balls and cats to subdue the stray super-powered cats, and then attacked the next community from this community, conquered more and more communities, and subdued more and more stray super-powered cats.

"... With the wisdom of these super-powered cats, I can fool them in a minute. As long as I conquer enough communities and super-powered cats, I can establish a country...become an emperor...to reach the peak of my life, and even compete with humans!"

Thinking of this, he took the fish balls around the community, looking for traces of the super cat.

Finally, the emperor lived up to his hard work, and they found more than 20 cats in a basement.

I saw more than 20 cats tilted around in the dark basement, lying on the ground as if they were boneless. Some male and female cats even lived there in broad daylight, making the fish balls blush and their hearts look like fire.

He whispered, "Boss, what are they doing?"

"It's probably a wild cat party, let's start with them." Thinking of this, he barked with a thick face, and then the whole dog stood upright and walked in with a arrogant look on his face as if he was a human.

"Who is the boss here?"

The two cats in the innermost group turned their heads, looked at each other, and whispered.

"Who are these two fools?"

"So can dogs wake up? Come and play?"

Yuwan laughed and Wangwang said, "Wangwang! What are you talking about in a low voice? Let me tell you the key point! This is our boss, the super dog king's rough noodles! He is a male dog who is determined to dominate the world and open up a prosperous era!"

The Husky roared in cooperation, bared his sharp teeth, causing an ordinary wild cat to make hiss, and all their bodies arched and retreated.

"See you! The wolf-like teeth! If you bite it down, you can even bite the steel off!" Yuba continued, "I tell you, from today on, we will be the boss of this community. Who do you don't agree?"

"Stand up if you don't agree! I'll beat him until he's convinced!"

After saying that, Yubaan pinched his claws proudly and raised them provocatively. Colorful light was released from his claws, which turned the grass-sucking scene into a disco place.
Chapter completed!
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