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Chapter 283 molesting everyone

Seeing the furious crowd of people, Chen Xiao felt secretly happy, but on the surface he shivered, and then said, "Okay, okay, let's talk about the key point - when I wake up, it's really inexplicable - I appeared in a magical place! There are horses around me and wheels are turning! Is it the wheel of fate that is turning? That's what I thought at that time - OK, this hateful wheel is really annoying, and soon I realized that this is not the damn abominable wheel that I wish I could get rid of it, but I was kidnapped, yes, kidnapped."

As he said that, Chen Xiao pointed at Jiumozhi, who was sitting aside: "It was him who kidnapped me! Oh, by the way, he didn't take me to the car at that time, as if he was using light skills to take me to run..."

Jiumozhi was so angry that his head was covered with blue veins. He suddenly roared: "Why didn't you take you to the car, do you say the wheels! Tell me the key points!"

His roar shocked the whole room as if shaking, and Chen Xiao shivered again: "The evil monk took me to ride a horse and ride a car, all the way south... It seemed to be east, yes, east. Although I was kidnapped, my first thought at that time was that this monk had a very high martial arts skills. I would be able to learn it secretly... Ah no, I must learn some martial arts so that I can drink and eat meat in big mouthfuls - Ah, seniors, do you have wine here? I suddenly wanted to drink a little..."

Taoist Baishun almost pressed his head against Chen Xiao's forehead: "If you can't get so clinging and pretend to be stupid, I will throw you into the wine pool and drown you, so hurry up and continue talking to me!"

Chen Xiao pretended to tremble for a moment and continued, "Okay okay. Not long after that, I discovered that my situation was really bad. Seniors, guess what I saw? Ah, don't ignore me, cooperate more or less - OK, I said, I discovered a secret! A secret belonging to the Flame Knife!"

He said so much in a mess before finally revealing his thoughts. Jiumozhi said anxiously: "How did you discover it? Tell me quickly!"

Chen Xiao grabbed his hair and murmured, "But how did I find that secret... Oh, you, the evil monk, wanted to catch me in front of Murong Bo's tomb and burn it, right? It's burning, burning the living person! What a terrible thing! Am I going to die? Am I going to die?"

Chen Xiao shouted in a sharp voice: "I don't want to die, Yes, I don't want to die!"

Jiumozhi wanted to kill him, but he was about to say the key point and wanted to interrupt but didn't dare. Several people suppressed their anger and waited for Chen Xiao's next article.

"I was really scared at that time. How could I, an ordinary person who knows martial arts, get involved with the evil monk? Why? Later I found out - it turned out that the evil monk thought that my martial arts was weak and wanted to teach me."

"He used the flame sword in front of me, so skillful and mighty. At that time, I wanted to eat rabbits, but he caught me with the jingle of lightning speed... Well, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven, eight, don't look at me like this, I can't remember how many of them are. Anyway, just a few are just right. I have eyes, so it's impossible not to look carefully, right? Seniors, guess how did I learn this flame sword?"

Jiumozhi roared, "How do I know!"

He always smiled and was confident in front of outsiders. Even if he did something about robbing a family, he always maintained his image. Today, Chen Xiao told me about this, and suddenly he had the urge to hit the wall.

Chen Xiao was so happy in his heart. I've watched the big talk in the West, and the Tang Monk there has always been our idol...

Thinking of this, Chen Xiao really wanted to sing the classic "ONLYYOU", but fortunately he finally held it back - otherwise he would have to be chopped into pieces by the angry group of people.

Chen Xiao looked thrilling. If there were movies in this world, he would definitely be able to bring back the Golden Cup of the Best Actor: "At that time, Master Jiumozhi was sitting on the ground practicing martial arts. Oh, that scene was shocking, it looked good. I didn't know martial arts anyway, so I just lay beside and looked at it secretly..."

Taoist Baishun covered his forehead: "God, how could this kid be so verbally talkative today..."

Jiumozhi said, "Can you learn it just by looking at it?"

Yu Canghai pinched the orchid finger, took a sip of water and said, "There is no such magical thing in the world..." After that, he even glanced at Chen Xiao, which made Chen Xiao vomit.

At this time, Chen Xiao did not have any awareness at all and continued to whisper: "The evil monk is practicing there, I am watching here, and as I look at it..."

Jiumozhi roared, "Just learn it?"

Chen Xiao was shocked: "How did you know? You guessed it? Evil monk, you are so smart!"

Jiumozhi is about to collapse: "Everyone can guess it, right? Tell me quickly!"

"But I didn't learn it." Chen Xiao's face instantly changed into a terrifying expression, and then said, "Oh, I'm really planning for your IQ! You don't think about how you can really learn it just after seeing you practice..."

"Bang!" Jiumozhi hit the wall with his head, his eyes full of blood: "Then how did you learn my flame knife?"

"Listen to me!" Chen Xiao continued, "Later I went to Yanziwu..."

Baisun Taoist and Ding Chunqiu looked at each other and finally came to the point.

In Mrs. Wang’s Mantuo Villa, Ding Chunqiu really met Chen Xiao.

At this time, Chen Xiao let out a long breath and murmured: "I'm thirsty. Do you have any wine? Others are fine. If you know, you will easily feel thirsty if you say more..."

Baishu Taoist: "..."

Jiumozhi: "..."

Yu Canghai: "..."

"Go and get me a big jar of wine!" The roars of Taoist Baishun and others came from the entire courtyard.

"Himmer-Okay, some seniors, where did you just say?"

Chen Xiao burped with satisfaction, thought about it carefully, and finally began to think about it, and continued, "Oh yes, that's called Mantuo Villa. Oh, a good name - you all know that I was a doctor before entering the world, so that can be regarded as a true name..."

"But I'm so stupid, really. I knew that there would be no free wine in the sky falling down and hitting my forehead. Even if it hits my forehead, it wouldn't be able to catch up with the hardness of my forehead - uh, sorry, I went off the wrong way again, and I'll easily go off the wrong way when I get excited. Well, let's continue to go back to the topic just now."

"I met Mrs. Wang there, yes, that's his daughter," Chen Xiao pointed at Ding Chunqiu and suddenly said, "By the way, this senior Ding Chun is so old and still has such a young and beautiful daughter. This makes me envious. How did you do it? You are full of poison, how can you give birth to a child? Have you taken any medicine?"

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