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Chapter 4 I was born poor, how can I make others poor?(1/2)

"Girl, I'm free, can we make a game?"

"No, my husband, Doudou is going to cook. I heard it clearly just now. Your stomach is ringing again..." The little girl quickly cleaned up the pot, kneaded the noodles, and burned the fire, and was as busy as a little bee.

"Then is it okay for us to cook and play games?" Someone did not give up and continued to tempt.

"Okay, okay, but you'll be a little further away from the pot, your smoke will smoke you!"

"Ahem, what a good girl." Someone struck while the iron was hot and gave a flattery first. "Then, our game will start now!"

"Uh-huh!"

"The name of this game is Truth and Adventure. First of all, the husband asks a question. This question is very important, very serious, and purely academic, so you must answer it seriously and not be perfunctory..."

The little girl was stunned for a moment and hesitated, "My husband, can this be called a game? Doudou never lie to you."

Well, okay, let’s ask directly! The saints have said that if you try tricks with women, you will always suffer. Han Yue was so choked that he couldn’t breathe well, so he decided to give up the twists and turns and directly take the lead in a big golden knife.

"Doudou, what do you think is the most terrifying summer?"

"What's the most terrifying thing in summer?" The little girl tilted her head and began to think.

"For example, some annoying and irritating things..." Someone's eyes flashed, his destiny was still changing, and he began to lure him step by step again.

"Ah, I know, my husband!" The little girl suddenly realized.

"Is that true?" Han Yue was overjoyed.

"The most annoying thing is that whenever we cook, the food in the clay pot is always insufficient... But my husband, don't worry, as long as we open up more land and don't sell land, the food at home will definitely be saved more and more!"

Damn! Han Yue staggered and almost fell into the pot.

Looking up at the sky, looking at the sky, the vast starry sky, beautiful scenery, girl, can we have a bit of a romantic atmosphere? Brother, I have tried my best to start a topic, and when you rumble on the grain, what are you going to make a fuss?

Forget it, this girl is not suitable for romance, so I should just add some real information!

He reached out and picked up a handful of hay from the side of the pot, handed it to the tip of the girl's nose, and said viciously: "Smell it, what is this? Do you know what it is for?"

The change of face became too cruel, which scared the little girl's face turned pale and her tears were filled with tears. Her big round eyes were filled with worry, as if she was afraid that God would change the fierce husband back from the past.

Seeing that the girl was careless, Han Yue quickly changed his face back, put his tone calmly, and held the hay in his hand and explained softly: "This is mugwort, the scientific name is Bingtai. Forget it, you don't need to know what the scientific name is. You just need to know that my husband has a way to cure mugwort into a baby that smokes mosquitoes. We can sell it for money. Mgwort is everywhere by the river. Hehe, little girl, we are going to send it..."

Doudou was speechless!

"How is it? Are you surprised? Are you very powerful?" Han Yue was a little proud.

"My husband, everyone knows the method of mugwort smoked mosquitoes. Every household in the village uses this at night..." The little girl's eyes had a tendency to develop fear. What's wrong with my husband? Everyone knows the common sense of mugwort smoked mosquitoes. Why did he show it out? Oh my God, was he really a little stupid after being beaten by that strong man?

"Hehe, don't worry, I'm not stupid!"

This time, Han Yue was completely proud. After coming to the Tang Dynasty, he was first robbed and beaten, then sneak attacked by a playboy. Later, he went to trick Cheng Chumo and was despised as a fool for a long time. He was not good at going to the army and suffered repeated blows. Now he finally caught a place that the people of the Tang Dynasty did not understand, so how could he not show off.

He didn't care about the little girl's random thoughts, and bragged with mugwort on his own: "How can other families do my best to me? I know the method of wormwood you mentioned to smoke mosquitoes, which is very choking. If you light it overnight, don't say whether the mosquitoes can be smoked to death, your whole body is so smoky that it's like a ghost. You don't need to put on makeup to play Kunlun slaves... Hehe, it's because of this that it's our turn to take advantage of loopholes. Doodou, listen, my husband, solemnly announce that from today on, the trust of the mosquito refrigeration industry in the Tang Dynasty will be officially established..."

The little girl was innocent and she couldn't understand what Kunlun slave was, nor did she know what the mosquito refrigeration industry trust was, but this did not prevent her from hearing another message from Han Yue's words.

"My husband, are you saying that you have a way to eliminate the thick smoke when mugwort is lit, but can retain the medicinal power of smoked mosquitoes?"

"Ah hahaha, that's exactly that!"

The little loli was surprised and admiring, which made Han Yue completely show off. He saw someone standing upright, looking down on the sky, waving a handful of hay in his hand, looking very arrogant.

No matter what era it is, it is always exciting to show off in front of girls. Since you have already shown off, you have to pretend to be solid. Han Yue racked his brains and wrote a poem again, meaning to suit the situation:

Flies fill the rice plate during the day, and mosquitoes come again at night.

Whenever the person becomes more sedate, it is also annoying to be a real person who hates ghosts.

What's wrong with a gangster? Look at the later society. The more gangsters are, the more eloquent they are. Good students can't pick up girls, and only those who speak are like them... Han Yue has worked a lot in this regard in order to make a girl in his previous life, and he has not mentioned his unsavory temperament. If we just talk about the inventory in his stomach, the little hooligans may not lose to the talented men at Tsinghua University and Peking University.

Although this limerick poem is vulgar, it is better than easy to understand. Even people like Doudou who have never read books can understand it. The little girl's eyes are glowing, looking at the mugwort in Han Yue's hand shinyly. Suddenly, she jumped up and picked up a kitchen knife from the cutting board and stood in front of him.

Hey, girl, what do you want to do when you lift your knife in the middle of the night?

"My husband, please have a meal. Doudou will go to cut the mugwort now. I promise to cut it all before dawn..." Women are impatient, especially money-related matters, neither calm nor humble. They are all cut back? There are more than tens of millions of mugworts in the wilderness of the Tang Dynasty. Can you cut it over?

Seeing that the little girl held a kitchen knife in her hand, she said something harsh and wanted to go out. Han Yue was afraid that she would trip up, so he hurriedly grabbed her.

"Come back for me..."

It's so scary. What a cute little girl who only heard about the possibility of making money. She is going to turn into a kitchen knife hero? She can't live a life.

The kitchen knife was taken off and threw it aside. The girl was in every house and took it at every turn. Fortunately, it was a kitchen knife. If it were scissors, I would consider beating it.

I knew this girl was afraid of being poor, so she was a little impatient, so she didn't blame her.

"Doudou, be obedient, let's have a meal first and then work!"

"But..." The little girl wanted to talk back.

"But what, I say I'll eat!" Han Yue could not spoil her problem. Without saying a word, he pulled her over, raised her arm, slap down, and with a bang, the girl's little butt was hit. Hehe, violence, and so on, it was the most refreshing...

Moan! The little loli screamed in a coquettish voice, shy and embarrassed, the red on her face instantly disappeared from her ears, and she squatted down with her face covering her face.

"Yeah, I've lost weight a little, and the touch is average!" Han Yue savored and said with a smirk: "Get up and serve the rice quickly. I'll eat and drink well for you. I'll make mosquito coils!"

"I'm not, my husband, you're dead..."

"Hehehehehe, if you can't get up, there's something worse."

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"My husband, is this the mosquito coil? It's so black and ugly!"

Nonsense, who has white mosquito coils, has no knowledge!

A lot of mugwort was cut, and while it was fresh and at the same time, Han Yue had just made a plate of mosquito coils. The young couple were concentrated on lying on a broken table, conducting scientific experiments and detailed comments on the first plate of mosquito repellent supplies in the Tang Dynasty.

To put it bluntly, there is nothing mysterious. It is nothing more than mashing fresh mugwort into paste, mixing a small amount of clay and rolling it into thin strips and plastering it into circles, and then baking it with fire. A plate of Datang version of mosquito coils was released happily. In order to increase the fragrance, Han Yue mixed it with some wild fennel and mint grass. (Don't think these two things are very tall. Those who have been in the northern countryside know that they can often see them in the fields)

Although the process is simple, the effect is good. Especially after ignition, the smoke is very weak, but the room is filled with a faint fragrance of medicine. The little girl twitches her nose and smells it all over her, and she smiles with joy. Her big eyes are bright from afar and she looks at Han Yue, her eyes are as gentle and cute.

"How about it, pure natural and pollution-free, it's much better than those things that add thramid chemicals!"

"My husband, what are thrillin chemicals?"

"Uh... I don't understand either! In short, this is how mosquito coils do it!"

"My husband, then let's not sleep anymore tonight, do it all night..."

Hey, do it all night? The hidden meaning in your little girl's words is a bit far-reaching. You are very bad!

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No matter what, if you have a virtuous wife in your family, if you have a treasure, the words summarized by our ancestors are the essence. Han Yue thinks he should follow them. He didn't see a little loli who had lost weight and even made a bold statement that he would be a night. How could Mr. Han be a man?

Didn't say anything, work!

Taking advantage of the night, carrying a kitchen knife (the family treasures were in hand and the courage suddenly became stronger), the young couple went out and turned right, cutting and drafting by the river.

If the Tang Dynasty is the Tang Dynasty, everything is a big word. The wormwood all over the mountains is continuous and can’t be seen at a glance. How could it be described as a dense one?

Not only dense, but also prosperous, all kinds of grass are simply too complete.

In just a short while, Han Yue discovered several treasures.

"Is this? Shepherd's purse, don't it grow so tall? The village is so poor, no one can dig it to eat?" Han Yue looked at a giant grass in front of him. The leaves spread out as big as two palms. But he saw that it lies in the center of the grass and has a place. The domineering aura that looks down on the grass makes people wonder if this is still the earth.

One, two, three, and there are still one there, it’s so big and dense.

What is this situation? Did the people of the Tang Dynasty not eat wild vegetables? This thing is non-toxic and delicious, and it is okay to eat it raw. If Han Yue doesn't believe it, no one has tried it. As long as he tried it once, he will know the benefits of this thing. How can he make her look so arrogant?

In my memory, during the famine, the people used wild vegetables as food. Hanjiazhuang was so poor, how could he let this piece of wild vegetables go?

You should know that in later generations, apart from the specially grown shepherd's purse, you will never see wild ones in the fields. When the season comes, the older girls and wives will carry small baskets to search all over the mountains and fields, and pull them out for you like turning over the ground. This kind of method of exaggerated households can move in anger.

Even later generations knew it was delicious. The ancients said that wild vegetables and grains should not be understood by the ancients? What is this?

Han Yue was a little puzzled. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out the whole story. For the time being, he could only blame the people of the Tang Dynasty who really didn't know each other.

However, after walking a few more steps, I became confused again.

"Is this, wild leeks? Are they all planted?"

It's weird!

Han Yue was sure that no one knew about shepherd's purse, but it was confusing that the wild leeks were all over the ground.

It is personal to know that this thing was a domineering on the dining tables of ordinary people during the Three Kingdoms period. If the people of the Tang Dynasty did not know it, they would not believe it.

"My husband, that's wild leeks. Just boil the boiled water, it's delicious!" The little loli was whining and pulling out mugwort. Seeing Han Yue staring at the wild vegetables in a daze, he immediately spoke.

"You know this?"

"I know, don't we eat it when our family doesn't have enough food?"

"What about this shepherd's purse? Do you know it?"

"I know, shepherd's purse is better than wild leeks. It's just that I'm not hungry. Even if my stomach is full, I'll still be hungry after a while."

"That's because there is no oil in the stomach, and people are not herbivores. It's not enough to just eat vegetables and leaves..." Han Yue answered casually, but he stared at the wild vegetables in a daze.

It’s strange. Since Doudou knows that shepherd’s purse and wild leeks can be eaten, she must have tried all the wild vegetables in this wasteland. There is no reason why a little girl knows about movies.

Why do we let wild vegetables grow all over the ground? Many of them have been planted and have passed the stage of being able to eat.
To be continued...
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