What is the fastest speed in the world?

If it were in the past, Han Yue would definitely tell you the answer without saying a word...Flying fire meteor, horse racing nocturnal emission (horse racing is a professional verb, boys know it).

Flying fire follows the wind, fleeting, and meteors are like lightning, ethereal and unpredictable. As for the nocturnal sperm of horse racing, hehehe, it is a kind of instant puncture, which is even faster.

Young men, remember, one night you were sleeping soundly and suddenly screamed, but you woke up in shock, reached out to clench, but you could only touch one hand and feel lost...

Is this feeling unexpectedly fast?

This kind of speed is the answer that Han Yue has persisted for two lifetimes.

But now, his worldview has collapsed.

If you ask him again, he will definitely not hesitate and answer this way: "Fuck you, the fastest speed in the world is the change of faces of the big boss in the court. The last moment was damn, the wind was drizzling, and the next moment was terrifying, how could it be done?"

Han Laosan gritted his teeth and covered his forehead and cursed. Qin Qiong on the opposite side snorted coldly and shook his hand. Shangguan Yi smiled and said calmly: "This is great, it looks majestic, and he has a kind of domineering aura..."

"Shenran, I'm beaten by you, and my forehead is still magnificent. This is called swelling!"

Han Yue cursed and was indignant. He was about to turn on the angry swearing mode and make a good wave of mockery. However, Qin Qiong on the opposite side expected the enemy Yu Xian to stare at him. The general's murderous aura was not easy. The old pretender was so scared that he was afraid of being beaten again, so he smiled embarrassedly and did not dare to speak out.

Just as I was embarrassed and didn't know what excuse to go down the steps, I suddenly smelled a smell of meat coming, and heard Aunt Tian screaming and shouting: "It's out of the pot, I'm eating meat..."

Humph, you two are lucky, let’s have a meal first.

The mighty and unyielding person suddenly became ashamed. This shameless guy didn't feel embarrassed at all. He smiled flatteringly and respectfully invited Shangguan Yi and Qin Qiong to take his seat.

A banquet, hundreds of people, plus the twenty soldiers who were accompanying the team, were very large in scale.

Unfortunately, there are only two tables, one of which was temporarily borrowed from Uncle Tian’s house. Three legs are long and one short, and it needs to be padded with stones to balance. There is no way, Han Yue became rich too fast, material civilization could not keep up with the pace of making money, and he didn’t have time to buy furniture at all.

Fortunately, people in Guanzhong like to squat in front of the door when they eat, and they don’t pay much attention to this. Otherwise, the tables, chairs and benches needed for hundreds of people to eat would be enough for Han Yue’s headache for a long time.

Start rice, eat meat, drink soup, and serve pancakes.

Several women came over with baskets of cooked dead noodles cakes. Adults and children could eat them at any time. Since the Water Mill was put into operation, dead noodles cakes have long become the staple food of Hanjiazhuang.

The villagers brought bowls and chopsticks from their homes. Aunt Tian stood by the pot with a large spoon in his hand. He said that the shrew is so generous to do things. No matter who raises the bowl, it is full of spoons. There is meat and soup, and the heat rises. Every time after serving, he still shouts: "Come again if it's not enough, I'll squat out of the door and eat it. Remember to thank the third child of the Han family for your goodness, otherwise I'll chop you alive..."

Han Yue happened to serve the rice as well. He staggered and asked the sky speechlessly.

"This old lady is completely gone. Even winning people's hearts have made a reincarnation. Qin Qiong is not as fierce as you. If this continues, the reputation of the Han family will be stunning in less than half a year!"

No matter how much he complains, he also knows that Aunt Han is such a guy. He hopes that she can pick orchids with you one day and smile sweetly. Sorry, you can only look for such a situation in your dreams, and even if you have to dream for hundreds of years, you may not be able to dream.

Forget it, be tough, be tough, not my woman, let her go.

Han Yue rolled his eyes, raised the big bowl in his hand forward, and said, "Auntie, take half of the pig's thigh bone, don't have meat..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a bang, and felt his hand sinking, and the bowl was already full.

Otherwise, the aunt is the aunt, and her movements are always so clean and neat. Unfortunately, I have a little poor understanding. What I want is a big bone stick with bone marrow. What do you think you can give me a big bowl of lean meat?

"Auntie, what I want is bone..." Han Yue resisted weakly with the bowl. Halfway through, he was interrupted by Aunt Tian's sudden shout: "What do you want? Kill a pig and invite someone to have a meal? You are so distressed, but you are so disgusting? Don't eat good meat, but you have to eat bones. The pursuit of wild dogs is higher than that of you. Go back to the house and eat good meat, and entertain the officials of the court well..."

The pursuit of wild dogs? Damn!

Han Yue rolled his eyes and his face was so angry that he was so angry that his face was bulging. Unfortunately, although he had been awarded a title, Aunt Tian was still not afraid. She saw this woman having a big spoon, domineering and murderous intent. Han Yue took a few steps back. When he realized that he had already returned to the main hall with the bowl.

"Auntie, I really don't feel sorry for you. I just don't want to eat meat. Big bone sticks are delicious..." He argued weakly again, but unfortunately Aunt Tian didn't listen at all.

In desperation, he sighed to the sky, but lowered his head but could only swallow his voice.

As for going back and shouting to Aunt Tian, ​​I would never dare to do so. First, this woman was out of intent, and second, she was big and round. The most important thing was the third one, this woman was so angry that she was embarrassed.

There is no way, but they are kind-hearted. Rural people can’t see meat at random, and everyone thinks meat is important. Aunt Tian’s actions are biased, and Han Yue can’t even get angry.

But, the big bone stick I love most in my life, and the greasy and fragrant tender bone marrow...

It is so close and far away from the world. Who knows the pain?

Han Yue sighed, silently holding a large bowl of lean meat, and pushed it to Qin Qiong with expressionless expression. The general's favorite meat would naturally not refuse. He took the big bowl and raised the chopsticks and grabbed it. The stewed meat in a large pot was fat but not greasy, and it was so refreshing.

Seeing the situation of eating half a pound of rice and meat, Han Yue couldn't understand why the time travel novels in later generations all wrote about him seriously ill? The appetite is still called sick, so how much food should you eat to be full if you are not sick?

Shangguan Yi is not much better. She is obviously a civil servant, but she looks like a bandit when she eats. Han Yue only went out to serve a bowl of meat. The old guy had already eaten half a steamed elbow and a plate of cold sheep face. At this time, he was squeezing the fried sheep intestines.

Not only did I eat, but also chant, I was so awesome and bragging.

"The food is barely delicious, and there is meat but no wine. Otherwise, I would have eaten another one with such an elbow..."

This is so shameless. Han Yue had the urge to put the plate on his head.

It’s common to brag, I’ve never seen anyone who can brag like this! If you have an elbow of more than three pounds, you will eat another one. Do you believe it or not and you are so full of old guy.

In comparison, Qin Qiong is better, with less talkative words in the general. He adheres to the ancient saying of not eating or sleeping. He holds a bowl of lean meat and makes a few sensational sounds, puts a big bowl on the table, raises his hand and wipes his mouth, and then he finishes his meal.

He is worthy of being a general, and he is decisive in his meals, giving people a feeling of time tight.

"Take it!" After Qin Qiong finished his meal, he suddenly stretched out his big hand. He said this without any head or foot, but Han Yue understood it and reached out and took out a booklet from his arms.

Qin Qiong didn't answer, took it and turned it around, his face was stunned. He looked up at Han Yue, suddenly nodded solemnly, and slowly put away the booklet.

Get up, exhale, step out, move away, and get farther away.

I bowed my hand and said goodbye, slowly returned to the house, with a long smile and meaningful smile.

The two of them were like drug dealers' joints, with strangeness everywhere. If they understand, they will understand naturally. If they don't know, they will be useless to guess.

"Eat and drink enough, thank you for the hospitality of the Marquis of Jingyang. It's not early, so I'm going..." Shangguan Yi slowly got up and stretched his body until Qin Qiong left, picked up half of his elbow that had not eaten, and went out with a smile, and left.

"This old guy, I didn't forget to eat and drink before leaving. I curse you to die if you go home." Han Yue pointed at his back and cursed, and suddenly he let out a long breath of heat, and a three-point relief appeared on his face.

Humph, the waterwheel manufacturing technique has finally been handed over. You will be ready to be slaughtered next time!

"I'll beat you with a steel whip in my hand, hey, I'll kill you a living turtle..."

The lewd and slutty songs rose loudly, like an old cat catching a mouse, feeling extremely proud.
Chapter completed!