Chapter 166 I want to fly to the sky and talk with the gods
The country is beautiful in the late sun, the spring breeze is fragrant in the flowers and plants. The mud melts the swallows, and the sand is warm and the mandarin ducks sleep.
At noon, the spring is beautiful, the warm sun slowly blew, and the gentle breeze was like a stream. The square in the West District of Mushi was crowded with people, waiting for the shopping mall to open.
Many people were laughing with big mouths. In the past few days, aristocrats from aristocrats were crazily purchasing points, and many people made a fortune. I had heard that the Marquis was going to open a magical market, and they just bought it with money.
In the crowd, countless little kids were running around happily, squeezing from here to there, and then from there to here, yelling and yelling, making fun of them.
They are waiting for the opening of the business to grab wedding candy!
The sun was in the sky, the sky was high and the clouds were faint. There was a whisper in front of the square. Someone said, "Here you come, everyone, look, the one who is walking in the front is His Majesty, followed by our Marquis of Jingyang. Oh my god, there are many other dukes and ministers..."
Li Shimin walked with a long and tiger stride, Han Yue followed closely, and behind him were some of the opening guests he specially invited. Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde... Anyone who could be named in the court but not from a noble family was pulled over by Han Yue.
There is no such thing as a super mall in this era, nor is there any allusion to open and cut ribbons. Han Yue was determined to organize the entire event so shockingly, so he prepared a lot of strange means.
For example, the rostrum specially built for opening ribbon cutting is 1 zhang high and can be as wide as a horse. This rostrum alone costs 2,000 jin.
"Your Majesty!" Han Yue held a pair of exquisite scissors in his hand and carefully handed them to Li Shimin, saying: "It's noon and the auspicious time has arrived. I dared to ask you to help the super mall cut the ribbon."
"The little brat doesn't want to serve the country with all his loyalty, so he just does some fancy things all day!" Li Shimin laughed and cursed, his eyes falling on the scissors handed over by Han Yue. The eyes were filled with golden light. The emperor was stunned and gasped, and said in a cold air: "It's made of gold?"
Han Yue smiled and said, "Your Majesty is the Holy Lord of the Emperor. How can you use ordinary things if you ask me to cut the ribbon?" He said, and waved to the side. A group of graceful women suddenly walked up behind the rostrum, each carrying a small plate of red silk, with a pair of silver scissors on each plate.
"My ministers, please take a hand!" Han Yue bowed to everyone and explained: "When the ribbon is cut, your Majesty will be in the middle. You, the bosses from the three provinces and six ministries, will spread out your scissors together to help you cut a prosperous future. The so-called ribbon cutting is just a lottery. I will leave this lottery, and I will give you the scissors used to cut the ribbon!
The ministers looked at each other, and Fang Xuanling smiled and said, "The opening ceremony of Jingyang Hou is interesting. Cutting red cloth and silk once to earn a pair of silver scissors. I just got 500 stagnant by you, but this silver scissor is disrespectful."
Li Shimin laughed and scolded: "I am golden scissors, and all the ministers are silver scissors. The brat is such a big deal. If this ribbon is cut alone, you can't get it if you cut a ribbon for less than two thousand s. If the queen knows that you are so prodigal, be careful that she will twist your ears into twists."
Han Yue smiled and lowered his voice, "Your Majesty, you will definitely not inform me, right! This is our men's business..."
Li Shimin snorted and said meaningfully: "Of course I won't tell you! But you are not lucky, see who is there?" The emperor said, and pointed his fingers slightly in a certain direction below the stage.
Han Yue subconsciously went to see it and immediately shivered.
But I saw a graceful and luxurious woman standing not far from the rostrum, but wasn't the eldest grandson who was holding Xiao Yizi. Looking at her frivolous look on her face, I guess I would not be able to get it.
"Your Majesty! For the sake of the golden scissors, you will have to help me no matter what! This pair of scissors uses nine taels and nine nine coins of gold. Ninety-five Supreme, how much do I respect you..."
Li Shimin laughed and said, "Don't pretend to be pitiful there. I only promised to help you cut the ribbon. I will not ask about other things. If the queen wants to beat you, I will only applaud and will never plead for you."
Han Yue was choked and wanted to say that you would give me the golden scissors back, but after saying this, Li Shimin would turn against him. Then the emperor and the queen would join hands to give him a mixed doubles match between men and women. The scene was so miserable that it was unimaginable.
"Your Majesty, sirs, the auspicious time has come, let's cut the ribbon!" He forced a smile on his face, and he also picked up a pair of silver scissors.
Two ritual ladies pulled up a long red silk thread, and Li Shimin lived in it. The ministers spread on both sides. They heard the emcee shouting "Good luck in opening, please come out to cut." The emperor and others all sent the scissors forward, and the red silk was cut into more than a dozen pieces.
A black-faced man put silver scissors into his arms and grinned and said, "Marquis Jingyang, the silver scissors that were cut in the ribbon are given to us as a souvenir. Will the two girls who are pulling red silk give it to you?"
Han Yue looked at the black-faced man foolishly, and realized that it was the famous old Hei Yuchi Jingde of the Tang Dynasty. Han Yue immediately smiled, very well, other big guys, we dare not mess with you, your son is under our hands. He jumped and shouted, "I don't have any girl, do you want it, your waist is thicker than a bucket, and your face is full of pockmarks, just right with your shameless black duke..."
Yuchi Jingde was stunned for a moment, and Cheng Yaojin and others were laughing wildly beside him, and even Li Shimin burst into laughter.
At this moment, the emcee next to the rostrum asked respectfully: "Marty, the ribbon is cut, is it time to fire a cannon and salute!"
Han Yue said angrily: "Ming, thunder, twenty-four sounds are changed to thirty-six sounds. I will blow the bad luck today."
The emcee rolled his eyes. He knew that this was Han Yue's angry words, so he walked down to inform Mingli.
The twenty-four cannons sounded, meaning the twenty-four solar terms of spring, summer, autumn and winter. The sound of cannons roared and shook the sky, and the square cheered. Han Yue suddenly took out a small flag from his arms, handed it to Li Shimin with a mysterious face and said, "Your Majesty, please wave this flag!"
"What are you doing?" Li Shimin looked at him suspiciously, reached out to take the small flag and looked at it for a long time, and found that nothing was wrong, so he waved his lightly into the sky.
With the emperor's wave, a shocking scream suddenly sounded in the square. But hundreds of huge colorful balloons slowly took off, with a banner hanging below each, and a salute exploded out of thin air, and countless fireworks fell. Thousands of soldiers suddenly carried the big frame and rushed towards them, grabbing the candy and throwing it into the square.
"Oh oh oh, grab the wedding candy..." The little kids were excited, chasing the soldiers and constantly grab the wedding candy, and many adults even participated.
Li Shimin's face was shocked, his eyes were staring at the colorful balls in the sky, and he said in a trembling voice: "Boy, what is that?"
Chapter completed!