Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills!

Tang Jian's acting skills are innate like his heart disease.

So he pretended to be a heart attack and fainted, but he frightened the man who was planning to teach him how to be a human being.

"Quick! Call 120 now!"

The uncle who was holding his mother hurriedly shouted, "If someone dies, they will not be able to feel at ease when they live here in the future, let alone exercise in walking the dog in this playground."

Especially older middle-aged and elderly people, they are superstitious at heart and are very taboo about things like dead people.

"Are there anyone studying medicine? Someone here has a heart attack!" a young woman shouted.

At this time, Erha shifted his attention from Mother Ha to Tang Jian. He immediately walked back and patted Tang Jian on the face with his front legs, trying to confirm whether Tang Jian fell asleep or fainted?

"Damn it! This is a deliberate revenge on me, right?"

Tang Jian cursed in his heart. As soon as he fell down and pretended to be dead, Erhu actually ran over and slapped his face with one paw, just as he usually slapped Erhu's face and taught Erhu a lesson.

After slapped Tang Jian's face a few times, Erha turned around habitually again...

Damn it!

Erha, what are you doing?

If you dare to shit on my face, I will definitely stew you tonight!

It's time to say it, it's time to go!

Erha just turned around and immediately aimed her anus at Tang Jian's face and farted. After the release, it turned around and observed with a serious look to see if Tang Jian reacted.

Your uncle's two haha!

Tang Jian held his breath, but he was also secretly glad that Erha just farted. Otherwise, if he had shit on his face, he would not be able to pretend! Not only would he be embarrassed, he might also be taught a lesson by that guy in public!

When he found that Tang Jian had not woken up, Erha immediately screamed, "Wow" and it was a little anxious. If he was at home, it would run to take a photo of the button of the emergency phone, but what should we do outside?

No one taught this during training!

"Ahem!"

Tang Jian couldn't hold it anymore. He needed to breathe air, but the smell of Erha almost spit out all the lunch.

"Awakened? This dog is so powerful!"

People were shocked, and they didn't expect that these two Hus could have first aid! However, this first aid method is so "fresh" and unparalleled!

"You...you are in trouble..."

Tang Jian had no choice but to point his finger at the man who wanted to beat him up, and then pretended to die and fainted.

Is this a fool?

The man was a little panicked. If this guy had a heart attack, he would definitely not escape the blame. Moreover, the neighbors nearby saw it. It was because he rushed over angrily and looked like he was about to beat someone, which scared Tang Jian to have a heart attack.

"Wang!!!"

Following the direction of Tang Jian's finger, Erha suddenly glared at the man, and it said in his heart: "Smoker, please feel free to die! Benha will avenge you, this guy killed you, right?"

Suddenly, Erha opened her mouth and pounced on the man, and then there was a scream and an angry barking of dogs!

"Lonely...Damn!"

Tang Jian squinted his eyes and peeked, and found that the man was bitten by a ha, and then climbed onto the horizontal bar next to him like he was running away!

"It's amazing, my erha!" Tang Jian climbed up with difficulty, then picked up the heart-saving pill next to him.

As the saying goes, you have to do a full set of acting. Naturally, others can't see that he is acting, so he still covered his chest with pain and walked towards Erha with difficulty.

"Wang!" You come down! Benha will spare you after taking another bite!

Erha jumped around, but the horizontal bar was too high, so the other party could not bite it even if he lay on it.

"Two...yeah! If you have something to say, why are you biting someone?"

Tang Jian said weakly, then looked at the man who was still in shock on the horizontal bar, and was secretly happy, hoping to pick up Erha and let Erha take a few more bites!

"If my dog ​​bites you, I will compensate you according to law. Similarly, if you intimidate me and cause me a heart attack, I will also ask a lawyer to sue you! Dear neighbors, you are all witnesses, and I hope you can testify for me at that time."

Tang Jian's weak and handsome appearance earned a lot of sympathy. He led Erha and left slowly, and then said in a low voice: "I just couldn't bite this leg just now? I'll buy you a few Orleans chicken legs to enjoy it!"

"Oh shit!"

Anger +325...

The man got off the horizontal bar, and the neighbors around him were relieved. The Husbands were shocked just now when they were crazy, especially the Husbands looked a little similar to a wolf. This was so cruel when they started to get angry!

"Go away!"

Tang Jian pulled Erha hard. If the man's relatives and friends rushed over, he would not know whether it would work if he pretended to be dead!

Erha was screaming, looking at the mother, and finally she was dragged and kicked by Tang Jian before leaving obediently.

This time he completely offended that guy, and Tang Jian was not too worried. Anyway, the house will be transferred to the real estate company in two days, so he doesn't believe that he will be as unlucky as before in the next two days!

After printing the contract, he sent it out. Tang Jian opened the map of his mobile phone and looked for it. There was an Orleans roast chicken restaurant nearby. It was quite far away. According to the suggestions on the map, it only takes two stops to take the bus, which takes less than a few minutes.

Thinking about being so old, he hadn't even taken the bus before, Tang Jian felt a little expectant. He walked to the bus stop sign in front and looked at it. It happened that the station had the bus number marked on the map.

I waited for the bus that I had to wait for finally arrived. As soon as I got on the bus and invested money, the driver immediately shouted: "Dogs can't get on the bus!"

I've invested money, and you told me that the dog can't get in the car?

"Why can't the dog get in the car? Isn't it okay to hold it?"

After Tang Jiangang finished speaking, the driver immediately said irritably: "If you can't get on, you can't get on! Get off the bus quickly!"

"Then you pay me two dollars!" Tang Jian said unhappily. He encountered such a mess when he took the bus for the first time, and his good mood was ruined.

The driver was a man in his thirties and forties. He also felt unhappy and took out two dollars from his chest pocket and threw it at Tang Jian's feet, showing off his ugly face as if he was sending a beggar.

Originally, Tang Jian didn't want to cause trouble, he really didn't know that dogs couldn't take the bus. If the driver explained the situation with a angrily voice, he would definitely take Erha out of the bus obediently.

But he couldn't stand the driver's attitude!

Are you throwing two dollars over to insult me ​​or insulting the RMB?

"I'll tell you! You're in big trouble!"
Chapter completed!