Chapter 23 Look at this family (1)
Luli took a few sips of water and rinsed the blood in his mouth hard. Suddenly, someone outside the door smashed the door hard, "Is anyone at home?"
When I opened the door, there were four people standing outside, two men and two women, two big and two small, "Little profit (small profit)?"
Lu Li was stunned and scolded the short girl, "I... am your brother... brother, what's the name... Xiao... Li?"
The two children were not afraid, but instead laughed, "Small stutter!" The boy imitated him to stutter, "Why are you calling me... Little … Li? Ha!"
Yu Fang heard the child's mouth and came out of the house, "Ah, is it his uncle here? Come in quickly, Xiaoxiao, why don't you call anyone?"
The two adults are Lu Li, the old man Lu Xuezheng and the aunt Ding Shu, and the other two children, the boy is Lu Jie, the nickname is Lao Ming, a few years older than him, and just entered the first year of junior high school; the girl is Lu Na, the nickname is Lao Mao, one year younger than him; both have a short figure, a big head, and a face full of bumps, which is far less beautiful than Lu Li's fair skin.
"Oh, what's wrong with Xiaoli? Who asked him to beat him? Why did he beat him so hard?" Ding Shu lowered her head and exclaimed as if she had discovered a new continent.
Yu Fang was a little embarrassed, and smiled and let the family into the house. Lu Xuezheng carried a bag of oranges and gave them to the owner. Yu Fang poured tea and talked to them, "Xiaoxiao, come here to call someone?"
Luli opened his mouth and hummed a few times, "Big...Big..."
"Haha!" Ding Shu laughed unceremoniously, "What's wrong, Xiaoli, the stuttering is not going to be done yet? What should you do in the future? You can't even find your wife, right? It's not as good as Lao Ming and Lao Mao!" As she said that, she hit her husband with her elbow, "Are you, Eight Monsters?"
The old man is a bit vulgar, and he lowers his head every day, feeling embarrassed to see people; his wife gave him a nickname, calling him Baqian. Lu Li couldn't figure out the origin of this nickname for many years. Is it because he looks ugly and means ugly? Speaking of which, the couple is really not a good person. With a big head, a short and thick body, Ding Shu has a face full of flesh. No matter how you look at it, why don't you look like a good person?
In fact, even Lu Xuedong's appearance is ugly. Judging from the only remaining photo of his parents, he is 80% similar to the old man in front of him. The only difference is that he has read a book and has a bit of bookish spirit. He is not like the old man's family, and he looks vulgar at first glance.
Fortunately, Lu Li followed his mother in appearance, and Wu Wuling was very beautiful during her lifetime. She was definitely not the kind of beautiful type, but she gave people a very strong sense of being a beautiful girl, which made people feel protective from the bottom of their heart. My uncle said at the beginning that if Xiaoxiao also followed their Lu family's appearance, it would be so cold! With one sentence, the whole family laughed into a bunch.
Lu Xuedong still lowered his head, moved his head a few times, expressing his agreement, "It's a waste of time!" Ding Shu cursed and raised her head to Fang, "My mother told me back then that she would rather marry a bastard than a Wuqing (county)! Look, look? When I come to someone's house, I have to talk."
Although Lu Li disliked this family very much, he also found it funny. He winked at his aunt and turned around and went out, "Oh, Xiaoli!" Seeing him coming out, Lu Jie stopped him, took out a few oranges from his pocket like a magic trick, handed them to his sister, and then reached out to Lu Li, "Give it to you."
While trying hard to peel the orange peel, Luna muttered to herself, "Did this be bought by her mother?"
"Well," Lu Jie nodded. His hands were covered with orange petals, and the juice flowed down his chin. "Eat quickly, my mother said, let's eat more. Oops, it's so sour!"
Luli was a little curious. Why did he ask them to eat more? What does this mean? His mouth hurts. He heard the other party say that the oranges are sour, and he didn't dare to taste it anymore. He waved his hand and rejected the other party's kindness.
"Xiaoli, how did you do it on your face? Who beat you? I'll avenge you!"
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"Speak? Why aren't you stuttering, but you're also mute?"
"Gen...Gen, number...2," Although Lao Ming is older than Luli, he is very short, less than 150 cm. From childhood to adulthood, he has always been the leader in the class. After going to middle school, his classmates gave him a nickname called Gen No.2, which means he is 1.4 meters tall. But such a nickname made Ding Shu very proud, "Did you hear it? Where our son goes to school, the children are different. Even the nickname is so knowledgeable to our family Lao Ming!" This was passed outside and brought a joke to the relatives at home.
"File... beans, three inches of Ding! Valley tree... bark! You... are... Wu Dalang!" He didn't know who Wu Dalang was, but after hearing his grandfather's story, he thought this was a villain, but he was also very short, which corresponded to Lao Ming.
Lu Jie didn't know who Wu Dalang was, so he smiled, "By the way, I brought you medicine from home to cure stutter." After saying that, he reached into his arms and took out a white wax pill, which was white and round. He pinched it with his hands, and the wax pill became two semicircles. He took out the pill wrapped in white paper and handed it over, saying with anticipation, "Eat it, you won't stutter after you eat it!"
Lu Li felt very happy. He was very distressed by his stuttering and could not imagine. It would be great if there was medicine to cure it! No doubt, he nodded gratefully to his cousin, took the pills, peeled off the white paper, and put them into his mouth without looking at it. He bit it hard and vomited it out. This was a pill made of mud!
Looking at Lu Jie and his sister, they were already bent over with a smile!
Lu Li shook his head helplessly, called another bowl of water, rinsed his mouth, and looked at the laughing cousins with a smile, but he wouldn't be very angry. He was just thinking about how to vent his anger?
"Is it delicious?" Lu Jie asked, "I get up in the morning and I'm in the door!"
Luli ignored him and took the kettle from the stove, used fire chopsticks to open the stove, let the flames burn, and prepared for dinner to wait for a while. "Xiaoli..." Luna leaned closer, "What are you doing?"
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"Brother, Xiaoli ignores me."
Lu Jie ignored her, turned into the room, took out two oranges from the room, handed them to his sister, and the brother and sister started to eat.
Luli turned around and went out, and Lu Jie asked him, "Xiaoli, why are you going?"
"Do you care?" Lu Li muttered in his heart: What are you doing? Find a way to mess with you two! Go to the courtyard No. 6 and find Gou Li. Like him, Gou Li had just been beaten by Nai's mother, but Gou Li was much smarter than Lu Li. Before his mother's hand fell on her body, she howled a few times and squeezed a few tears, which made the mother's heart soft and everything was fine immediately.
Luli called him out, whispered a few words, and finally asked, "Do you understand..., do you...?"
"I understand!" Dog Xing smiled, the dimples between his cheeks became more and more obvious. He nodded vigorously, "I'll find someone now."
"Yeah," Luli nodded and walked outside, "wait... and call... me."
After instructing Gou Li, Luli returned to his yard. The water on the stove had already boiled. He changed into a new pot and put it on. He poured the boiling water into the thermos, and walked out with the thermos. "Xiaoli, what are you doing?"
Lu Li turned around and glared at Lu Jie, "Do you care...? Stop asking!"
Lu Jie ate two "necks" in front of his sister, turned around and went into the house angrily, ignoring him.
When Lu Li came back from picking up water, Gou Li, Zhang Li, Liang Xin, Da Xin and Liu Gan'er had already surrounded Liu Gan'er's courtyard gate and whispered for a long time, "Let Xiaoli be the pillar!" Lu Li was not there, Liu Gan replaced the commander and sent troops to send generals, "Liang Xin is the first, Gou Li is the second, Da Xin is the third, I am the fourth."
The little ones nodded, "Okay."
After the command, Liu Gan led the team to the gate of No. 1 courtyard and shouted loudly, "Xiaoxiao! Xiaoxiao! Riding a donkey hit the camel! Hurry up?"
Lu Li responded, and Lu Jie and his sister couldn't stand the loneliness and followed him out, "Xiao Li, what are they looking for you?"
"Play." After saying that, he walked to the friend, behind his back, and heard Zhang Li shouting, "Palm~back of his hand!" He stretched out his hand, but it turned out that he, Liang Xin and Da Xin, Gou Li and Liu Gan'er, and Zhang Li made pillars.
The game of riding donkeys and smashing camels is also often played by children. One of them serves as pillars, stands up against the wall, and a team of people who are donkeys (regardless of the number of people) put their heads on the lower abdomen of the "pillar", arches their bodies, and the second person puts their heads under the crotch of the first one, and also arches their bodies; a group of people who are knights complete the following movements: run-up, support the donkey, flew into the air, and landed on the donkey's back. The whole set of movements is a bit similar to jumping the box. The leading donkey and pillar guess that the knight wins, and then becomes a knight; if they lose, they change it and change them to be donkeys.
The more people there are in this kind of game, the more interesting it is. There is no interest in a group of only two or three children, because the result is too easy to guess! But the purpose of playing this game this time is to tease Lu Jie, and it doesn’t matter if there are a little fewer people.
Lu Li and Daxin bent down and said 'one', which was equivalent to setting a bet. Gou Li then ran up from behind, and helped Daxin's butt and his body rose, but he didn't have enough jumping power, so he just sat on Daxin's back. Liu Gan's back had nowhere to sit, so naturally they lost. Next, he changed the pivot, and Liu Gan'er and Gou Li were donkeys, "Two!" Liu Gan shouted loudly - that is to say, Lu Li and Daxin could both ride on the donkey's back smoothly.
Lu Jie was jealous of him. He had played this kind of game before. Before Lu Li could move, he leaned over first, "Xiao Li, take me to play it too?"
"Are you playing too?" Seeing Lu Li's eyes swept over, Liu Gan'er thought about it on purpose, "Okay, if you don't pay tribute, you have to redistribute it."
"OK."
So the staff were redistributed. This time it was Lu Jie, Daxin and Lu Li; Luna, Gou Li and Liu Ganer, and Zhang Li was still a pillar; the first game was Lu Jie and the others who were donkeys, stood up with their butts, Gou Li went up first, assisted, flew into the air, helped the donkey, jumped forward, and landed on Lu Li's back, and then Liu Ganer. Because there was only one position left, Luna played for the first time, and was afraid that she would not go up and would make her fail, so she had to seize this position.
He also ran up and exerted force, and his body slammed heavily on Lu Jie's back, making him bare his teeth, and his body became soft involuntarily. The formation was scattered. Even if he lost, he had to continue to be a donkey. "What's wrong with you?" Daxin stood up and scolded, "You are the only one who is big, you are useless! A waste snack!"
Lu Jie didn't want any fraud in it, but instead felt sad about his failure, "I'm sorry, I... I'll pay attention next time."
"Let's come again... again." Lu Li shouted, walked behind and signaled his companion. This time he was a donkey tail and let Lu Jie be in the middle.
"OK."
When they changed positions, Dog Li would come first. Liu Gan was behind. This time, he successfully passed the test and changed to being a knight and became a donkey. The donkeys turned on. Lu Li was the first to get on Dog Li's back. Da Xin rode Luna on Luna, but it was not as good as Lu Jie to move. Luna fell down first. She was a girl, and everyone couldn't blame too much, so they changed positions and let Luna take the first place, Dog Li was second, and Liu Gan took the third place.
Daxin took the lead and rode on Dog Stand. Lu Jie was the second one, running, supporting the donkey, and flew into the air. Liu Gan, who was about to land in the third position, suddenly pulled his head out of Dog Stand and took a step back! Lu Jie was not prepared at all, and fell heavily to the ground in a sitting position, sitting on the cold and hard ground, and thrust hard, "Ah! Mom!" He opened his mouth wide and started crying.
"Cry?" Daxin spat at him, "The People's Liberation Army doesn't cry when it is injured. Are you crying? A terrible thing!"
"cnm!" Lu Jie started to curse the streets. This time Lu Li stopped doing it. They often curse the streets, but that was to outsiders and their friends, no matter how they fought. He raised his hand and gave Lu Jie a neck to cry on the ground, "I... listen to you... scolding... again?"
"Hey?" Hearing the crying of the child, Ding Shu, who rushed out of the door, saw Luli hitting his son, rushed over a few steps and pushed Luli away, "What are you doing? Why are you hitting him? Did he mess with you?"
"He... scolds... the street?"
"You beat him if you scold him? I didn't even hit him. Is it your turn?" As he spoke, Ding Shu pulled his son up and slapped the soil on his body hard, cursing with a ignorant mouth, "You are so unpromising? You're your father! You're so much older than him, why don't you hit him back? Go, are you going? How about being able to do with me at home?"
Lu Jie's butt hurts again, and he feels wronged. When he was so excited by his mother, the boy's face was a little unhappy. He immediately wanted to fight for Lu Li, but when he saw him and Daxin, Liang Xin, and Liu Gan'er stood together, he was afraid that he would not be able to get it well in the past. After a change of temper, he sent his anger to his mother, "I can't say I can do it, you just want me to come, it's all you! What a thing?"
The aunt was good at treating her husband, but she was obedient to her son. Seeing that her son was so anxious, she quickly persuaded him, "Okay, okay, we'll leave after dinner."
"Don't eat anymore, go home now."
Chapter completed!