Chapter 23
After going out to buy groceries and receiving ten rays of merit, Zhang Qingyun was in a good mood.
I returned to the Taoist temple, cooked dinner, and fed the cats and dogs...
"Pangpang, you beast, do you want Pindao to send you food to the roof?"
When I came back from shopping for groceries, Pangpang was still on the roof. After cooking, he still hadn't come down... Obviously, this cat with a tiger in his heart was defeated by reality. It was no match for a dog.
"Meow..."
This is a foodie cat. When he sees food starting to circle on the roof, he just refuses to come down.
Zhang Qingyun knew it well: "Golden Retriever, are you trying to scare Fatty?"
Golden Retriever huddled in the corner, his face full of grievance.
Zhang Qingyun had a headache. Why didn't Qiao Yan come back? He quickly took her cat away...
"Snapped..."
At this moment, a lunch box arrived as promised.
The rice was scattered all over the floor, and I looked at the half-eaten chicken leg and a few pieces of braised pork rolling on the ground.
"Meow..."
Pangpang jumped directly from the roof and rushed towards the lunch box.
"Woof..."
The golden retriever also became energetic and headed straight for the lunch box.
"Bad dish..."
As soon as he slapped his forehead, Zhang Qingyun had already anticipated the next scene.
When cats and dogs compete, especially for food, there will inevitably be a fight.
Before he could punish the person who kept the lunch box, Zhang Qingyun was about to separate the cats and dogs. After a pause, Zhang Qingyun was stunned: "No fight?"
The cat and dog lived in peace, and Pangpang devoured a piece of braised pork. He picked up a piece of braised pork, grabbed the golden retriever with his paw, and quickly climbed to the roof. His movements were as smooth as water.
The golden retriever ate quickly. He ate three pieces of braised pork and put the chicken leg in his mouth...
"Failed..."
Zhang Qingyun silently took the broom and piled up the rice scattered on the floor: "The rice cooked by this poor Taoist is not fragrant."
After finishing the meal, he called Pangpang, but Pangpang didn't jump off the roof like he did when he saw the lunch box. Obviously, the food in the rice bowl he was holding was not as tempting as the delicious food in the lunch box.
"Snapped..."
I was feeling depressed, finished cleaning the garbage, and went into the kitchen to eat, when there was a crisp sound behind me.
Familiar posture, familiar splashing method, a brother's headgear is very dazzling.
The golden retriever seemed to have seen something more delicious than chicken legs, and rushed over directly... Zhang Qingyun's face darkened, and he kicked him: "Get out!"
"Is this food edible?"
The golden retriever was intimidated, so he ran to the corner and ate the chicken legs.
Zhang Qingyun then took out a talisman: "It's not in vain that Pindao has been studying it for so long, so you just send me something for Pindao to practice..."
The talisman in hand has a very long and complicated name: Tracking, positioning, searching for information, returning to the original position, covering the face, Ruyi talisman... referred to as Ruyi talisman, its purpose is whoever throws the thing, when the talisman is used, it will return to the original path, and it will be covered directly on the thrown object.
Garbage on people's faces.
The talisman paper spontaneously ignited without fire, and Zhang Qingyun lightly scolded: "Fuck..."
I saw the brother's hood on the ground suddenly disappearing, returning as fast as a bullet.
On the fifth floor on the west side, Wu Song, who had just finished making love with his girlfriend, returned to his rental house and was about to take a shower.
"Snapped..."
His vision went dark, and he didn't know what was covering his face.
The powerful impact made him take a few steps back.
It was like a slap on the face, it hurt so much that he gasped: "Who the hell sneak attacked me!"
He stretched out his hand and touched it... something very slimy and familiar, and he grabbed it from his face.
When he saw clearly what this thing was, Wu Song was a little confused: "Where does this thing come from? Why does it taste so familiar?"
...
"I wonder if it's covered on your face?"
Zhang Qingyun was looking forward to it, but after waiting for a while, there was no response from the fifth floor.
"It should be covered on the face. Pindao has been studying it for three or four months..."
This was the first time it was used, so Zhang Qingyun was a little unsure.
Taking out the futon, Zhang Qingyun sat cross-legged in the yard: "Is anyone still throwing garbage?"
In the past, Zhang Qingyun hated people who threw garbage. Now, he is slightly looking forward to it: "Why haven't these unqualified people shown up yet?"
As if God opened his eyes, a window on the seventh floor on the east side opened, a woman appeared in the window, and a large bag of garbage was thrown down.
"Come to life..."
A piece of talisman paper appeared in the hand, and it spontaneously ignited without fire: "Ji..."
I saw that the packed garbage that had just fallen no more than four or five meters suddenly returned at an incredible speed.
The woman threw away the trash before she could close the window.
"puff..."
A big bag of garbage was slapped on the face.
"vomit.."
The woman pulled off the garbage bag and retched, her face turning yellow.
Her child had diarrhea recently and had to change diapers frequently. It was inconvenient to have to go downstairs to throw garbage upstairs, so she developed the habit of throwing garbage downstairs.
But today...
These diapers are all covering the face. The diapers used by my children, the yellow ones...
"vomit..."
Zhang Qingyun's eyelids twitched when he saw it. His eyesight was very good, and he could clearly see that the woman's face was stained red by the garbage bag, but it was dyed yellow, so it was not obvious.
He stood up, picked up the futon and went straight into the room.
Women can see everything in the courtyard and cannot be discovered...
Through the window, Zhang Qingyun watched everything on the seventh floor.
After retching for a while, the woman found that she was still holding the garbage bag in her hand, so... she threw it down again.
"You haven't taught me enough lessons, why are you here again?"
He took out a talisman and it spontaneously ignited without fire: "Ji..."
A flash of black light disappeared and disappeared into the garbage bag.
The garbage bag that just fell no more than a meter or two is...
"Snapped..."
Covered on the face...
"ah..."
The woman collapsed: "Husband, what a ghost..."
It was so evil that she threw it down twice in succession. The second time, she watched the garbage bag fall.
But the garbage bag suddenly hit her face, giving her no time to react.
"Let's see if you still throw away the trash..."
Throwing everything down, do you think the Taoist temple has really become a garbage dump?
After a while, the woman washed her face, and her whole face became red and swollen.
A man held a cigarette in his mouth, grabbed a garbage bag with one hand, and threw it away...
"Whoever throws it will get slapped in the face!"
Take out the talisman paper and repeat the operation...
The man stared at the garbage bag he had just thrown out.
Suddenly...
His vision went dark, and a huge force pushed his body upward. He felt that the bridge of his nose was broken, and his whole face was in burning pain.
"vomit..."
The man ignored the pain and immediately started retching: "Move...move..."
The man's voice trembled: "There is a ghost..."
"Don't do anything bad, don't be afraid of anything..."
Zhang Qingyun was in a good mood and walked out of the room.
It was noon, and Zhang Qingyun came outside with a futon. There were fewer and fewer people on the pedestrian street: "The previous bustle will be due to online shopping, and physical stores will be closed..."
Apart from snack bars, Zhang Qingyun had a hunch that it would be difficult to open a physical store.
"What does this have to do with Pindao?"
Sitting cross-legged in the doorway of the Taoist temple, Zhang Qingyun looked at every pedestrian on the street, hoping to earn some merit.
Before he could earn any merit, Zhang Qingyun saw a tall and beautiful girl walking towards him on high heels.
Chapter completed!