Chapter 926 Governing Xiang with Xiang!
When Lang Senlei heard this plan, his face turned green and grinded his teeth and said, "Use, use feces to pour into their stomachs...stomach?!"
Fortunately, he only saw Song Che's photos. Song Che was wearing a mask again at this time, otherwise Lang Senlei would have fought with Song Che at this moment!
But even so, Lang Senlei's face was as if he was overwhelmed by the city, which made the doctor on duty next to Song Che really tremble.
Song Che remained calm and said to himself: "Don't think it's incredible. This is a very common treatment method in medical treatment of gastrointestinal diseases. For example, the patient's stomach and intestines are a piece of soil, so the bacteria are the nutrients that grow in the soil. With these nutrients, the plants and trees can grow normally in the soil. And these friends have the current disease of the bacterial imbalance. In other words, the nutrient ratio in the soil is chaotic, which will lead to the death of the plants and trees."
"The best and most direct way is to recreate the nutrients in the soil. In agriculture, it is to fertilize... and the feces in healthy people have normal bacterial ratios, so they are naturally the best fertilizer."
"Okay...it's dirt!"
Lang Senlei only felt that the smell of shit was even more intense than before.
When I think of stuffing the feces pulled out by the person into the belly of his brothers, this style is really ecstatic!
Suddenly, even his stomach couldn't help but feel a burst of nausea. He had to endure the urge to vent fragrance and questioned: "Is there no other way?"
Song Che thought about it and said, "Then you have to wait for the test report to analyze the specific components of the toxin, so we cannot guarantee whether your friends can last until then."
"..." Lang Senlei's head was as big as a fight.
If this disease continues, Xiao Erye and his team are really likely to die in the toilet.
Seeing him hesitating, Song Che added: "And from the detection data currently available, the composition of toxins is very complicated, so I personally think that even if the report is released, the difference will not be big."
"...Okay, I'll discuss it with my brothers." Lang Senlei struggled a little in his heart and then felt relieved.
After all, it's not him.
Isn't this the case with plastic brotherhood?
Song Che stopped talking, turned around and left the ward.
Lang Senlei wanted to ask a few more questions, but when he thought that he would meet again after he turned around, he didn't keep anyone.
Not long after Song Che left, Xiao Er Ye and Jiang Saner also helped each other and walked back.
His face was pale and bloodless, and his shaking body seemed to be able to blow down a gust of wind.
"Brother..."
"Second brother..."
"Third brother..."
The hug scene of the three brothers in Taoyuan reappears in the ward.
However, Lang Senlei hugged his two younger brothers, feeling that they didn't seem to have wiped their butts clean, so he let go in advance, took two steps back, and said, "Don't worry, second and third brothers, brother has helped you find a way to cure your illness, and you will be able to relieve the pain soon."
"Really? It turns out that the eldest brother is wise!" Xiao Er smiled again.
Jiang Saner hesitated and said, "Is there a way so soon? But I saw that those doctors were helpless."
Lang Senlei thought that the doctors probably didn't have the nerve to propose such a disgusting treatment, but when he saw the dying pathological condition of the two brothers, he had to make up his mind and said, "This is what a doctor just told me, saying that it is the most effective method at present, but the treatment process will be more tormenting."
"Brother, we have been experiencing you for half a lifetime. We have never experienced any swords and fire. At most, we can only get a few swords. If anyone frowned, he is not worthy of being your brother!" Xiao Erye said with great enthusiasm.
"Okay! I am worthy of being my brother! I should have this kind of courage... The doctor said that you would use human excrement to make an enema." Lang Senlei said both the praises and the disgusting ugly words in one breath.
Xiao Erye blinked the mung bean eyes, but he didn't react for a while.
Jiang Saner caught the keywords, her face froze, and said in disbelief: "Use excrement...exhaust enema? It means let us eat stool?!"
Lang Senlei nodded with a muffled face.
The next moment, Xiao Erye and Jiang Saner exploded.
When they heard that they wanted to swallow the fragrance, they spit the fragrance first.
"Brother, are you kidding me? You actually let us swallow the feces? Is this what humans do?"
"Which bastard proposed this kind of careless idea? Labor and capital are going to kill him!"
"Even if we are pulled to death in the toilet, we will never be able to receive this kind of inhumane treatment!"
"Second brother, third brother, it's not that the elder brother wants to harm you, but the doctor said that. What's the solution?" Lang Senlei said helplessly: "Brother, when he heard this method, he was more sad and angry than you. If he could choose, he would rather bear these sufferings for you, but...Brother now only wants to save your lives. We had agreed to die on the same day of the same year, month and day. Now we have finally worked hard to work hard and have a good life in front of us. Would you let the elder brother watch you take the lead?!"
What a righteous and sincere confession!
But this still cannot extinguish the anger of Xiao Erye and Jiang Saner.
"No! I would rather die than agree to swallow the feces!"
"That's it! Whoever loves to eat enough, the thing that labor and capital are most lacking now is this thing...uh!"
"Damn it! Third brother, you said, when I talk about this thing, I can't hold it anymore!"
"Can you blame me! My brother asked us to eat this thing to treat diseases...ah!"
Xiao Erye and Jiang Saner discussed the thing with relish for a while, and suddenly felt enlightened. They covered their butts and were cautiously about walking towards the door.
But after walking a few steps, as the thunder that resounded through the sky, they both said in tears: "I can't help it!"
After saying that, the two brothers quickly turned their heads and ran to their respective hospital beds, took out the toilet from under the bed, and took off their pants and released them on the spot.
Lang Senlei twisted his nose, said, "I'll go see my seventh brother", and then ran away with a busy snatching the door.
Brother Yan’s condition is the most serious.
This obviously has something to do with his foodie nature.
It is said that half of the big pot of dog meat hot pot was wiped out by himself.
When I was just sent to the hospital, I was dehydrated and shocked, and I was still lying in the ICU with a tube inserted.
Looking at Brother Yan, Lang Senlei still felt sorry for his brother and comforted him with deep affection, "Don't worry, Lao Qi, Brother will definitely chop the turtle that poisoned you into the hot pot when he comes back this time!"
Brother Yan burst into tears, holding his elder brother's hand, and expressing his grievances with his eyes.
"You've been told, my brother understands it." Lang Senlei sighed and said, "You will be fine soon. The doctor said, just use excrement to make you an enema, and you will be able to recover soon."
Brother Yan suddenly opened his eyes wide, like a dead fish's eyes, and could only make a whimpering protest.
"Brother understands it, and it will be fine soon." Lang Senlei said calmly: "Look at my brother, don't be greedy in the future, illness comes from the mouth."
Brother Yan: "Woooooooooo..."?
Chapter completed!