What is the experience of shopping with the Jindan Jurchens?

I was in Dayan, I just got off the wheelchair and didn’t have many acquaintances. I, Tang Ning, answered with real name - just two words, I’m tired!

Yes, that's right, Mr. Tang is shopping with Huanyue Real Man Wu Youling, and not shopping in Furong Street, which sells rouge and water powder, but in the West Market, which is as if you can buy any strange things.

Old Master Tang, who had never had a girlfriend for two lives, made a wrong decision before setting off to make his relatives feel happy. He did not let any maids and bodyguards follow him, and he actually accompanied Huanyue Zhenren Wu Youling on the street alone.

When she set off, Mr. Tang’s idea was that the one beside me could destroy the Jindan real person in the Taoist sect at will! What kind of followers do you need to bring to accompany her to go shopping? No one can hinder me from the favor of the Jindan real person today!

Then, after spending an hour and a half in the West Market, my wallet was tragically washed away. Old Mrs. Tang, who was covered in big and small bags, thought: God, save me! I want to go home! I want to take a wheelchair! I am just a child in my seventies and should not bear this unbearable weight of life!

Unfortunately, the strongest god on the ground in Jingji was killed by someone's hands and was resurrected by the spring water countdown. Even if he was resurrected, he would definitely only add to the insult to someone Tang.

Therefore, the poor old man Tang could only be dragged by Wu Youling with despair, "patrol" the West Market over and over again like a walking corpse.

Oh my God, the powerful golden elixir is so terrifying...

"Dangning, I'm hungry."

Wu Youling suddenly said.

Hungry?

Ouch is great!

Tang Ning quickly looked around and pointed to a restaurant called Tianxiang Pavilion not far away: "Let's go, let's go to that restaurant to eat!"

Perhaps because it was not for dinner, there were not many diners in Tianxiang Pavilion, and there were only five tables sitting in the lobby.

The guests at these tables did not focus on food, but stared at the southeast corner of the lobby, where there was obviously a small wooden platform that had just been temporarily circled.

On the wooden platform, a storyteller was talking, "...The stone monkey pulled out an old vine and jumped straight into the waterfall. When she stood still, she opened her eyes and looked up. The stone monkey was surprised to find that there was no water or wave in the waterfall, and a natural stone bridge spanned in front..."

"Hey, you are actually telling your stone monkey story. Let's go over and listen!"

Wu Youling, a real person from Huanyue who was having dinner in the store, left Mr. Tang and ran to an empty table close to the small wooden platform. The jingling silver bells attracted the attention of a big bearded swordsman on the next table, but the big bearded swordsman quickly moved his sight back to the small wooden platform.

The new girl is indeed beautiful, but beautiful women can always see each other every now and then, and there is only one born stone monkey that shocked the Emperor of Heaven...!

A true man will never choose the former between a beautiful woman and the Monkey King.

Tang Ning also moved over, put down his things and sat opposite Wu Youling.

"What should I eat for two guests?"

The waiter appeared with a wink at Tang Ning, who was responsible for paying the bills.

"Put all the specialty dishes, and serve them faster, I'm in a hurry."

Old Master Tang took out a silver leaf and sent the waiter casually.

In Dayan, gold and silver are actually not legal currency, but customers who can take out gold and silver to pay their bills will not neglect any store.

"Not as good as you said."

When the dishes came, Wu Youling, the real person of Huanyue, had already lost interest in the storytellers on the stage and instead focused on dealing with the signature dishes of Tianxiang Pavilion.

"Shopkeeper, what's going on with this storyteller?"

Tang Ning looked at the so-called signature dishes, and called the waiter who served the dishes with no interest and asked. While he spoke, he took out another silver melon seed and threw it over.

"Your servant, don't you know?" The waiter who caught the reward smiled and said, "Isn't it a new newspaper for "Beijing Daily" recently? The fourth page of the newspaper will publish a few strange stories every day. Most of the stories are written by the powerful character with the pen name Yi Shishi. Even if you don't know this Yi Shishi, you must have heard of "Yingning" or "A Chinese Ghost Story" these days, right? Yi Shishi's latest work in the newspaper today is called Journey to the West-"

The waiter pointed at the storyteller on the small wooden platform: "Here, it's the story of this stone monkey that the guy is telling."

"I heard it wrong? Why did someone write so quickly about Journey to the West, which was just published in the newspaper this morning?"

Tang Ning asked with the situation.

"Oh, you're asking the right person! I won't tell him about this! I spent seventy years of life yesterday and attracted Tianlei to destroy the Blood God and the old master of the Prince of Wei's Mansion in the Blood God Sect. Do you know?"

Oh, I said that I didn’t make such a great contribution…

Old Mr. Tang nodded reservedly.

"Actually, Yi Shi is the old master of the Wei Prince's Mansion!"

The waiter said in a low voice.

"But what does this have to do with my husband's problem just now?"

Tang Ning asked again, he didn't remember the storyteller in the newspaper strategy taught to his stupid son Tang Boyan.

"Of course it's related!" The waiter continued to lower his voice: "Do you know, Mr. Tang have any quirks?"

"What quirk?"

Hey, how could you, your little brother, belittle others innocence? Where did you get the quirk?! If you can't come up with real evidence, believe it or not, I will attract 100,000 retired soldiers at the order, and each person will drown you!

"Hey, it can't be considered a quirk. After all, Mr. Tang is the life savior of the people of our city. If he wants to listen to the erotic songs, then listen to them. There is nothing wrong with those powerful musicians and courtesans in the capital singing the erotic songs..."

The waiter who didn't know who he was offending, said in a low voice with a look of disgust.

"Fuck! Old... How could Mr. Tang be the kind of person you mentioned?!"

Tang Ning couldn't bear it and slapped the table.

"Don't you have a cold fuck, why are you a white-haired old killer? Didn't you see this old man hearing a storyteller? I annoyed me. Do you believe it or not, you will be able to have the next meal today next year?!"

The irritable brother at the next table refused to agree. He turned around and slapped Tang Ning on the shoulder. Tang Ning's sternum, which was not alert, hit hard on the edge of the table, and let out a muffled groan of pain.

Wu Youling, a real person from Huanyue who was busy concentrating on dealing with the table full of delicious food, put down his chopsticks and stood up and walked to the irritable brother who was pushing Tang Ning, and said two words blankly: "Apology."

The irritable man was really irritable. He stood up after hearing this: "Bah! Little girls, you still have any reason? I have seen you like you for too many girls. Don't think that you are a little more beautiful, and everyone will let you follow you. You are just a big fuck in my eyes! Get out of here, it will make me angry, and the woman will be beaten up!"

"Don't--"

When Tang Ning saw that the situation was wrong, he quickly stood up and tried to mix with him. Unfortunately... it was too late.

Poor that irritable old man who was nine feet tall and muscled, Wu Youling, who was jumped up and kicked his chest, grabbed one leg and swung it into Tianxiang Pavilion.

Wu Youling clapped his hands with satisfaction, walked back to her position and started to feast again.

The lobby of Tianxiang Pavilion was in a terrible and embarrassing state of silence, and even the storyteller took back his three-inch tongue.

It was Tang Ning who took the lead in breaking this Chen Mo. He looked at the other two other people in the martial arts table with the irritable brother: "I'm really... sorry."

"No, it's okay!"

The two wary men in the martial arts world had no intention of sharing the same hatred with the irritable brother. They hurriedly threw down a string of copper coins on the table and left in a hurry.

"Don't be nervous, we are not bad guys."

Tangning looked at the other diners at the table.

The diners stood up to check in one after another.

The storyteller on the wooden platform could not leave, so he could only continue to tell the story of the stone monkey with a sad face.

Alas, okay, fortunately no one knows me here, otherwise my reputation will be over for two lifetimes.

"Shopkeeper, where did we just talk about?"

Tang Ning sat down again, and looked at the waiter who was trying to hide physics when he was looking straight at his nose, nose, mouth and heart.

"Well, after careful thinking, the villain thought that Old Master Tang would never listen to the erotic songs. He recruited musicians and courtesans for love and peace! Those guys who spread rumors are simply a group of bastards who mislead their children. In the future, the villain will never be ruthless if he encounters them once!"

The waiter quickly squeezed out a smile that was not much better than crying.

"Guest, why don't you go quickly. The person who was thrown out by your companion just now was the little leader of the Seven Snake Gang..."

Seven Snake Gang?
Chapter completed!