Chapter 247 Governing a big country is like cooking a small fish(1/2)
Do you have more children and more blessings? Are you rich in breasts and can give birth?
Damn it, you are a traitor, you actually want to plot against me?!
Old Master Tang was furious on the spot, swung the bones prepared in advance, and smashed them to the head.
With a muffled sound, the bones and sticks hit the forehead of the fish-headed monster Tang Laosan.
"Brother, it's all right, why are you hitting me?"
Tang Laosan touched his forehead in a daze, looking puzzled.
Brother, aren’t you wasting your efforts? I’m a zombie now. Even if you hit me with a big brain, you can’t actually hurt me.
Old Master Tang, who was fucking coldly, was also stunned. My husband's skill that he tried so hard to put the box was suddenly invalid? Isn't this?
Fortunately, Old Master Tang quickly remembered that this was probably because Old Master Tang was indifferent to him.
It doesn't matter.
Add a blacklist first, then swing your bones!
Plop!
The fish-headed monster Tang Laosan knelt down on the spot and took the sword with both hands.
"You, you are not my elder brother!"
Tang Laosan shouted in horror.
"Yes! I'm not your elder brother, I'm your father! I've grown up my skills, the third brother, I've read a lot of unhealthy books, right? I dare to drug your father!"
Old Master Tang gritted his teeth.
"Shi Changshi, look, hurry up! The eldest prince and the third prince are fighting!" The men watching from afar discovered this emergency, and they were a little scared: "Shi Changshi, what should I do?"
The three masters have a high status in this old camp, but how could they dare to interfere with the grievances of the princes?
This is clearly a difficult task for us fat tigers!
Xue Changshi, you are the leader of the King of Wei’s Mansion, please make an idea...
"The two princes are having fun, and they won't die. You haven't seen anything, just pretend that nothing happened just now, do you understand?"
A treacherous person who knew it was comforting him.
"Yes, yes, yes! We didn't see anything!"
"Yes, nothing happened, nothing happened..."
"It really won't come out...Wuwuwu-"
The two masters cooperated decisively, and one master wanted to confirm again, but before he finished speaking, he was dragged aside with his mouth and wanted to go quietly.
"You are really my father? Why don't I look like you?"
The fish-headed monster Tang Laosan, who was kneeling on the ground to receive the sword, was still tilting his head to question.
Isn’t dad busy manipulating behind the scenes? How could he have free time to run out for a walk?
Forget it, I'm still so sinisterly pretending to be my elder brother. This is completely different from my father's style of doing things, but it looks like my elder brother himself...
"Not like this? This sword technique that makes you kneel. Who else has you seen?"
Tang Ning asked remarks.
Tang Laosan subconsciously shook his head. He had never heard of his father's magic sword technique in the world, so: "Are you really my father?"
"Nonsense! Do you want to piss me to death?"
The more angry Tang Ning got, was this unruly mind eaten by Dave? Such a simple thing can’t be understood repeatedly?
"How is it possible! Dad, how could you misunderstand the child? In terms of filial piety, I punched my elder brother and kicked my second brother without any pressure. Didn't you hear it just now? In order to make you have no worries in a hundred years, I have gone through a lot of trouble and spent almost all my savings. Finally, I helped Dad, you got the authentic Duozi Duofusan from the Zhan family! Dad, let's tell you, Duozi Duofusan is really a good thing. Zhan Yutang personally assured me that even if Dad, you are old and powerless, you can regain your heroic spirit and fierceness after taking a pack of medicine. It's not a problem to control the ten girls in the night and night! The child has already planned it, so let's take my master first... Oh, Dad, why do you kick me?"
After the verbal speech, the old Tang Laosan was kicked over by the old man Tang who was so embarrassed that he was kicked over.
"Corruption! You are such a traitorous crime! I'll forget you're hurting my father, but you actually want to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors?!"
Mr. Tang’s moral limit forced him to get angry. The matter between men and women is about your love and my will. Even if I have some inappropriate thoughts about Youling, my father will never do such bad things to blaspheme her innocence.
"Dad, you misunderstood again! Listen to the child's explanation first!" Tang Laosan, who was kicked over, found that he seemed to have really annoyed his father, so he didn't even care about getting up, and quickly explained: "Dad, how could I do something to deceive my master and destroy my ancestors? No matter what I do, I can't drug my master! My child, I mean, even blind people can see that Master, you must have fallen in love with you, and Dad, you are also interested in my master, so I want to take this opportunity to let you talk openly and honestly. Dad, you and Master are both old and you are not too young. It is better to have a younger brother as soon as possible..."
The rebellious son revealed his thoughts. Even though he was in a zombie form at this moment, Tang Ning still felt that his face was so feverish that he couldn't hold back. He scolded: "Fuck me! Stop this matter as soon as possible. I'm just an ordinary friend with your master! I dare to guess randomly, believe it or not, I will interrupt your legs? Get up and kneel down and behave!"
Cut, dad, just pretend.
The fish-headed monster Tang Laosan got up and knelt down straight.
Tang Ning turned around and scolded: "What are you looking at? Get away!"
The people who stretched their necks to try to peek at the fun and hiding away from the crowd... Oh, it's so terrible! Is this the domineering momentum of the eldest prince?
A traitor who was following Piaoyuan in the undead group wanted to solemnly declare that he, the eldest prince, was not domineering at all, but how could he not know who would clarify the truth that he was stupid at this time?
Dad is so angry that I am so angry that if I talk nonsense at this time, my life will be hard to protect.
My father once said, "I will die if my fellow Taoists do not die."
Third brother, go with peace of mind. I will bury you with great pleasure, your pair of daughters... I will raise them!
Let my father use his remaining energy and leave a few children with this burden, I will also strive to take on it...
A traitor was thinking jokingly.
After all, no matter how vicious your father is, he will never die like the third child. At most, he will be beaten to death. With the third child's physical fitness, he will be a real warrior just by just having a nap.
"Tang... Xue Chucai, get over here!"
A rolling thunder sound interrupted the random thoughts of a certain evil person.
Alas, I am worthy of being my father with golden eyes.
A traitor shook his head, then took out his aura of looking at death and floated under the cliff where Old Master Tang taught his son.
"Father, the child is wrong!" A traitor knelt down and apologized without hesitation, and said, "But the idea was all from the third brother, and the specific execution was also the third brother. If you want to punish him, please punish him!"
Tang Laosan, who was kneeling beside him, was shocked: "Damn, you are my elder brother? No, what are the ideas I have come up with?! The ideas were obviously from the elder brother, you are the ones you come up with! Dad, don't listen to the boss, he framed me! He actually framed me! Actually, I rejected this bad idea at the beginning, but the elder brother said that our family was small, and father, you can give birth to our brothers three with our own talents, so you will definitely be able to give birth to more brothers and sisters as excellent as our brothers three..."
Tang Laosan, who was afraid that he would be robbed, told the insidious elder brother's words in exchange for lenient treatment from his own father.
But Tang Shuye didn't know that he was still obsessed with the elder brother's words, because this was the purpose of a certain traitor.
"You two rebellious sons!" Tang Ning, who was already overly angry, was amused and laughed: "This matter has ended here! I remember it all. Whoever dares to make a lot of sons and lotus flowers and plot against Daddy, will Dad send him to see your mother!"
My mother has been a lonely grave for thousands of miles away, and she can’t stand it or see it.
Huh?!
Tang Laosan was confused again. Why is this matter... over?
"As long as my father's instructions!" A traitor was busy saluting respectfully: "Children promise that my third brother and I will never plot on this matter again. If there is any violation, let my father deal with it, and there will be no resentment in life and death."
"Stop fooling your father!" Old Master Tang sneered. He saw through the conspiracy of the number one rebellious son at a glance: "Tang Boyan, you deliberately emphasized that you and the third brother are digging a hole for your father and me again, right? In this way, you can hide behind safely and instruct the second brother to come and drug the father again, right?"
"Father, the child has no such thought!" A traitor said hurriedly: "If you don't believe me, the child can swear again and will never instigate me to instigate me to do this again!"
Alas, I can't fool my father.
Fortunately, I said so, just do it, Dad, you will definitely see through this.
In this way, the father can gain certain psychological advantages, and his anger that has not yet been eliminated will continue to vent, and this matter has truly passed.
But then again, why bother, father, why bother to worry about such trivial matters? With your current status and strength, it is the right decision to help the Tang family grow more and more.
"You rebels will sooner or later, and you will be angry to death!" Old Master Tang, who believed that he had seen through the conspiracy of the number one rebel, was indeed relieved for no reason, so he quickly said: "I'm very angry now! If you don't want to make me angry to death, then you can immediately show all your skills. I want to see you push down the two bosses within a month! If you can't do it, I guarantee you two will die!"
Tang Ning originally planned to do this by himself, and he also practiced his melee skills. However, the portable system helped him to open a plug-in. The attack on those virtual undead was simply a punch for a child, which was of no help in improving melee combat...
"Dad, what is Bo's death?"
The fish-headed monster Tang Laosan asked.
"It's the two undead kings standing at the top of this small world's strength."
Tang Ning replied casually.
"oh……"
Tang Laosan suddenly realized.
A certain evil star suddenly flashed with soul fire—
Small world?
Haha, it turns out that I was not wrong.
This place is indeed not a real other world.
Is it a training ground? In addition to my child and my third brother, the other three thousand disciples you summoned by my father are also the subjects of your investigation.
There is no rehearsal, the capable will be better than the fools, and the fittest will be eliminated...
Father, I roughly understand what you think!
"Father, in order to meet your request as soon as possible, I need to exchange information with the third brother and make a plan. Do you see if you want to listen or..."
To be continued...