Chapter 496 Sober Up (1)
"The cicadas are sad and sad. When they face the long pavilion, the sudden rain has just stopped.
The capital tent was filled with no mood, and the orchid boat was urging him to see him with tears in his eyes, but he swallowed speechlessly.
Thoughts about going thousands of miles away, the dusk mist is deep and the sky is vast.
Since ancient times, I am so passionate that I am sad about parting, but I can’t be ignored in the Qing Autumn Festival.
Where can I sober up tonight? The morning breeze and waning moon on the willow bank.
After many years, it should be a good time and a beautiful scene. Even if there are thousands of styles, who can I tell you about it!”
This poem is a representative work of the Song Dynasty poet Liu Sanbian.
Anyone who regards himself as a literati will not know Liu Sanbian's poem "Yu Lin Ling".
As the saying goes, if you don’t know how to write lyrics, it will be useless to read poetry and books again.
Once, Shang Zhen complained about Bai Yuchuan, which was called, Liu Sanbian was really talented, what was your Bai Yuchuan? You were your firewood!
If you want to talk about what is good about Liu Sanbian’s song "Yu Linling"? No one who has no life experience can understand it.
When the young man had the emotional relationship between men and women, for some reason, he could only part but not stay together, he knew what it meant to "hold hands and look at each other with tears in his eyes, and he was speechless and choked"!
Now, this is just a casual word. What you need to use here is another famous quote in this poem called "Where will you wake up from drinking tonight?"
There are so many people who got drunk last night, but now I don’t know where I’ve sobered up!
These people are the six people who drank together last night.
These six people, Shang Zhen and Xitang, were in the same group, while Ma Biao and the three lieutenants under him were in the same group.
When Ma Biao felt thirsty, he finally opened his eyes.
The first thing he saw was the sunshine, the bright sunshine.
The sunlight was shining in from outside the window and shining on myself, which was so warm!
But when he saw it, he felt something was wrong.
What's wrong? He suddenly found that he was lying on the ground!
Alas, how much alcohol did I drink with Shang Zhen last night? I seem to be unable to remember it!
Ma Biao felt the discomfort in his head. In the words of later generations, it was called "After the drink"!
It would be understandable to say that he had just finished drinking and slept on the ground. He had done this before.
But, it's really wrong!
At this time, Ma Biao realized that his body was actually naked!
What does it mean to be naked? When a person has clothes on his body, it is called wearing. If a person does not wear clothes, it is called naked, and it is called incomprehensible.
Now Ma Biao found that he was really naked. Not to mention the slightest thread, he had no cloth wires on his body!
No way? Did I drink this way last night? Did I even strip myself naked?
When this person was surprised, he would naturally blink around.
But Ma Biao turned over and didn't blink anymore, but he saw that he was lying in the room where he was lying. Oh, there was a white patch on the ground!
The people on this ground were all naked!
Didn’t I read it wrong? Even if I get too drunk and feel hot, I can’t strip my clothes off!
Ma Biao stretched out his hand in disbelief and rubbed his eyes. He stared at him again. That was not a big deal. The white men lying on the ground were like him!
What's going on? Did Shang Zhen actually send himself into the bathhouse after drinking too much last night?
But it’s not right! How could there be a bathhouse on this Shuangyu Island?
Just imagine, this place is by the sea. If you want to take a shower and go to the beach for a while, what kind of bathhouse is needed?!
When Ma Biao realized something was wrong, he heard someone "Ouch" and someone was sitting up opposite him.
When the man sat up, he looked like he was still hangover.
And the man's sleepy eyes opened and met Ma Biao's gaze.
Just as the two of them met, they shouted "ao" almost at the same time and jumped up, then pointed their fingers at each other and shouted.
Ma Biao called "Lu Zhenyue", and the man called "Old Master".
It turned out that the man was one of the three lieutenants who brought over to drink with Shang Zhenxitang yesterday.
"Why are you bald?" Ma Biao pointed at Lu Zhenyue and shouted in shock.
"I? Bald?" Lu Zhenyue saw Ma Biao pointing at his head and subconsciously touching him.
But then his bent forearm stretched forward and pointed at Ma Biao and said, "Sir, you are also bald now!"
Hum? I'm also bald. Ma Biao was stunned and touched his head with his hands.
Oh my god! That’s not the case. As soon as his hand touched the place, it was the touch brought by the hair stubble tied hands!
"It's all a mess! Something happened! Something big happened!" Ma Biao jumped up and shouted.
When he called out, the other two of his subordinates also woke up and got up.
As for the appearances of those two people, do you still need to ask?
But I also don’t have a short strand of my body, and my hair on my head was shaved and shaved, and it was like a gourd that had just grown into a gourd!
"Sir, what's wrong? Oh! Who's the fuck stripped my clothes?" At this time, another word started, but the Xitang also started to hear the noise.
To be honest, Xitang and Ma Biao and the others at this time were generally the same, and his body and clothes were also gone.
However, compared with Ma Biao and others, Xitang is better than that in one aspect.
That is, the hair of Wedding Candy is longer than that of Ma Biao and the others, just because the hair of Wedding Candy was shaved more than a month ago and now it has grown a little.
The wedding candy merchants all have short hair, and Ma Biao and the others still know it.
Yesterday, Shang Zhenxitang was drinking with Ma Biao and the others.
Then no one can wear a hat when drinking, right?
So Xitang had already explained to Ma Biao yesterday that he was hunted by Japanese pirates, so he could not be replaced with the Japanese pirates' head shape first.
But later, in order to avoid being accidentally arrested by the official army, he had to change the monk's head shape. In this regard, Shang Zhen was the same.
"I want to ask you who took off my clothes!" At this time, Ma Biao was angry when he saw Xitang asking who took off his clothes.
Yes, it makes sense that Ma Biao is angry.
He took his three subordinates to you and Shang Zhen to drink, but he didn't go back after drinking too much. When he woke up in the morning, his hair was shaved and his clothes were stripped off. Then he should ask Shang Zhen and the wedding candy!
By the way, what about Shang Zhen?
Ma Biao suddenly remembered this question.
"Shang Zhen! Shang Zhen!" Ma Biao shouted.
"Where are there!" At this time, Lu Zhenyue pointed to the corner of the house and shouted.
Everyone naturally looked over.
At this time, they saw a chair posing with them on the corner of the wall, but two big feet were placed on the back of the chair.
Ma Biao Xitang and the others hurried over to see, but they saw Shang Zhen lying there sleeping.
I don’t know how Shang Zhen slept, but he had a heavy sleeping method.
His head was nestled in the corner of the wall, and his shoulders were pressed against the ground, and his butt was put on the face of the chair. Didn’t those legs be put on the back of the chair?
Of course, if you want to say that the same thing as Ma Biao and the others is that Shang Zhen was also stripped away by others.
But it is not enough to describe Shang Zhen's sleeping position. His difficult sleeping position is also the most ecstatic in the man's sleeping position. It is really a privacy!
"Wait, wake up, wake up! Something big happened!" Xi Tang hurriedly stepped forward and picked up Shang Zhen's legs on the back of the chair, and Ma Biao next to him kicked the chair aside.
Xi Tang hurriedly put Shang Zhen on the ground, and then shook Shang Zhen's head.
After this trouble, Shang Zhen woke up.
But at the same time, Shang Zhen was still reciting poems with sleepy eyes, and what he recited was "Where is the place where to wake up from the wine tonight? The willows, the morning breeze and the waning moon"!
"Oh, my young master, don't recite poems." Xi Tang said anxiously, "What a big deal!"
"What big happened? What big happened?" Shang Zhen woke up. Then he naturally looked around the men with red sperm around him and said, "Huh? Am I dreaming? Why did you enter the bathhouse!"
Chapter completed!