0058 Accidentally became a dog's leg
It’s nothing to decorate a person, at most it’s annoying to others and not favored.
What is the most embarrassing and confused?
He just pretended to be big, but he didn't take a steady step. He made a single horse and two eggs first hit the marble floor, saying goodbye to a beautiful and happy life.
I have smashed my two eggs to pieces now. I never expected that the two nonsense words successfully attracted the attention of the system mother and took it to heart. I took the so-called graduation certificate that I had just obtained and didn't feel warm.
Look, is this what the system should do?!
If you don’t cheat me if you have nothing to do, system mom, are you feeling uncomfortable all over?
I am a living person and a bullshit? Why are you talking about Yincha Academy under the name of King Guang of Qin? I want me to die immediately so that I can go to the underworld to study? Let’s make a joke! Let’s talk!
However, one thing that is fortunate, my life did not clear the words of my mother in the system, but instead made my body stronger.
When I opened the lock of my body's password in an instant, a terrifying yin energy flowed from my cervical spine and rushed directly to the top of my brain. It made me feel cold on my back, but it seemed to be replenishing my unprecedented confidence, just like this yin energy represents Qin Guang Hall, one of the ten halls of the underworld.
This is the endless glory belonging to Qin Guang, King Jiang.
He is the backer of those who have no future, and is definitely awesome.
Since this is the case, it is better to go with the flow and be a lackey. Just be a lackey. If you can live, you can still register for your ghosts that you can't beat in the future. After all, King Qin Guang is too dazzling. Generally, ghosts are trying to die if they don't give them three points of thinness.
I put my hands behind my back, tiptoed, nodded and pretended to be profound to activate the yin energy, and said with a very slow speech: "King Qin Guang sent me to inspect the world of the world, and I was ordered to capture the lonely ghost. You, a small man who walked through the Yin Dynasty, actually shouted a lie to beat me! What do you mean? What do you mean? Do you want to go against His Majesty Qin Guang? Do you want to go against the entire Qin Guang Palace? Do you want to turn black and white? Do you want to turn black and white? Do you turn a blind eye to the underworld? Do you believe it or not, I sued His Highness Qin Guang, telling you all about what you have done, and personally arrest you to the underworld for punishment and apologize!"
Not to mention anything else, if you have a backer, the first thing to do is to put the blame on others first. The second thing to do is to stand at the moral commanding heights. The third thing to do is to be shameless. If you are to argue with me, you are to argue with King Qin Guang’s face!
"I don't know if you have such an identity, my elders."
The boy clasped his fists with his hands, bowed deeply and kept his eyes unaware, and explained with a downed eyebrows: "The little one only learned that a new neighbor had lived here during the day, so he specially sent his own immortal family to explore the details of the neighbors. The little one told the little one that you are doing work, so the little one wanted to attract you, try your Taoism, which school you practice, and have no other intentions, and there is no intention to be half-hearted. The sky can be seen!"
"But it's dark now. It's dark now. You're so eccentric, and you're so busy that you might want to do something!"
Seeing that he did not see the existence of the system, he put his heart back in his stomach and moved forward for a small step. The Yin Qi in his body became more and more skillful. He seemed to have been following King Qin Guang since he was a child, and learned his movements and quietness. He was quite slapped with a fox and a tiger's power, saying: "Say! How many people did you kill? How many people did you kill after you follow you? In total, tm killed people!? Everyone is so innocent, why do you kill everyone!"
"Bang!"
The boy was so scared that he knelt on the ground, bowing while explaining the reason: "Myster Yin Chai! You are wrong. The young one is practicing immortality in the world, helping others with kindness. The evil dog has kept my blood! The Jinjiling has left my flesh! The murderous city and the pit of thousands of people have left my name! I am innocent and innocent! I have never done anything against my will!"
"snort!"
I raised my lips proudly, keeping the skin and flesh moving, which was hard to change the color of the spring breeze, and smiled without moving. The official slogan was so easy, and I couldn't take it back in an instant: "I don't know how to lie in front of me. There is a tenant next door to you. The owner of that house is my comrade, all of whom are lackeys under the throne of Qin Guang. If you have nothing else, don't come to spy on our daily lives, otherwise don't blame me for thinking that there are too many dreams in the night. I twist your neck with my own hands and set fire to your shit and ruin your shit!"
"Abide by the order!"
The boy automatically entered the state without any worries and could live better than me.
I felt like I had drunk two pounds of white wine, and I felt that I was not bragging enough: "If you have anything to do in the future, you can report it to me. I will help you solve all the problems and make peace in the world, so that the sun in King Guang Palace of Qin will cover the world and dispel all the evils of those who are greedy for evil!"
"Abide by the order!"
The boy looked up at me, as if he was looking up at the last true god who was impartial and upright in the world, his eyes were filled with pious worship. It seemed that if I shouted one or two more words, he would have to hold my thighs and shout, accept me as your harem!
Why is it the harem? Because the system increases my homosexual attraction rate!
"Well, nothing is wrong, I'm going to have a rest."
I have satisfied my desire to show off at this moment, so I simply want to let my son go away. It will be no more than pretending.
"Okay! Go slowly!"
The boy greeted him respectfully, then got up, ran to the security door, pushed open the security door, reached out his hands and pointed it out to the door, and personally gave me awesomeness.
"You're so good at it!"
I took steps in all directions and carried a small hand. It was almost the same as the leader went to the countryside to inspect the work. After that, I turned around and asked the boy: "What's your name?"
"Yu Ke!"
The boy was so angry that he didn't dare to breathe and said his real name.
I lowered my head slightly and looked at him: "Your name is, do you want fish and meat people? Or what? Let's not take the example! I will change my name to Yuxiang pork shreds in the future!"
"Hao! From today on, I will be called Yu Xiang Pork Shredded Roast!"
Yu Xiang's pork slim happily accepted this untuned name, and her smile became even more humble. She edited it and posted it online, which is a complete genius material.
"Let's go, go home and sleep."
When I walked into my room, Yu Xiang's pork shredded pork still maintained the expression of the slave respectfully sending the master, so I couldn't bear to say, "Don't stand here stupidly, go home and sleep. If you have any trouble in the future, find Brother Pao, and Brother Pao must be good. I'm the main battles in Songdong City, and my strength is quite strong!"
"It's so bad! Brother Cannon!"
He was stunned and smiled, walked home and locked the door.
Even if the door was closed tightly, I could hear his cheering and excitement, jumping up and down, shaking the floor.
"well!"
I sighed, closed the door casually, looked at my sister snoring, and then returned to my bedroom.
Sitting on the bed, back against the wall, holding the graduation certificate that I couldn't turn over in my hand, looking blankly, the thoughts in my mind were like the rapid rotation of a storm.
Yu Xiang's actions are understandable. His relationship with a man who travels to the underworld will be much easier, whether it is "doing business in the underworld" or "going to the underworld to summon souls". Maybe now I quietly expect to mention Zhao Dapao's name when I travel to the underworld again. The insidious person in charge can turn a red light for him and make it easier.
Besides, the most important thing is that King Qin Guang really imitated the knowledge and experience of the world! Eighty percent of Yin Crack schools are similar to those of the world's police academy, and maybe they are the cradle for cultivating the "direct army".
The meaning of the mother in the system is that other Yan Luo have the same Yinqi Academy.
Therefore, the Yin Difference should be a species produced in the assembly line. Maybe it is related to stuffing two stacks of Yin Differences into the pocket of the above manager to go to school.
Tsk tsk tsk tsk, after thinking about it carefully, it seems that the Yin Dao is not an exaggeration, but more like a symbol of identity, symbolizing the job of an official.
Isn’t that the Captain Yan in “Wulin Waizhi”?
I took my graduation certificate back to my backpack, combined with the special nature of my body, and thought about how to be relaxed and happy when I go through tasks in the future, without any harm.
"Hehehe..."
Chapter completed!