"Barring, it's all rumor!"

The system mother has already deducted the attraction rate of the opposite sex, why do you still want a female ghost to like me? I want to defend myself, but after Lao Zhou deliberately made trouble, the sister came over and twisted my ears: "Okay, you! I said why didn't you go home every day a while ago! I'm not bothering outside, so I'm having fun! Don't think about getting into my bed tonight!"

"What?"

Lao Zhou seemed to have heard great news.

"Don't think too much... Didn't Wukong always live in my house during this period... and then I slept on the same bed with my sister, and did nothing but sleep. We were innocent! I was particularly innocent!"

I try my best to explain and avoid more beatings.

However, Lao Zhou, Yu Xiang's pork shreds and Liu Kongzhen put all their eyes on the monkey who was sending verification information with his life. Until he saw the monkey sucking, he felt cold on his back and realized that someone looked at him before he looked back.

At this time, Monkey was still awake. Looking at my sister and I, I remembered the plot of catching a rape in the online joke: "My Brother Yi is a good person! A good person! I didn't listen to anything last night! Yes, I didn't listen to anything! You have to believe that Brother Yi is such a person?! I don't know anything about the little red, little green and little white. Really, Brother Yi is a good person!"

"Yes, yes, am I that kind of person? What the hell is Xiaohong, Xiaolu, Xiaobai?! Damn it!? You can't talk nonsense! It's so deadly!"

Monkey suck is really my nemesis!

"You big daughter, let go of him, I'm just talking and having fun."

When the monkey said, the old sister might not be able to listen to what the elder Zhou said, so she let go of my ears in disappointment and handed me a look of "You are leaving all the time."

"Ahem... Fengshen, I won't go with you."

Lao Zhou coughed violently and almost coughed out his lungs, but he still lit a cigarette: "Your godmother is at the critical moment. I have to look at her more. I don't know if this red shore flower can succeed."

Through a seed of the red shore flower that I gave a few days ago, Lao Zhou transplanted my godmother's soul to his body, and then he recuperated it in his own way and crushed the seeds of the red shore flower into pieces for my godmother to absorb.

It was about to reach the critical moment, so I naturally couldn't leave.

I nodded and didn't ask the details carefully: "Okay, then you can stay at home and take good care of your eldest daughter. Then remember to tell me what I want, I can do whatever I want."

"OK."

If Lao Zhou doesn’t go, I can’t forget my other general, Fatty Fang!

I took out the phone and called Fatty Fang. The boy hasn't returned home yet, so I don't know where it was. The phone was busy and the phone was connected by Fatty Fang. Fatty Fang's slightly kidney deficiency and fatigue sounded from the phone to my ears: "Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night? What are you doing?"

"The high-speed train will be alive again tomorrow at 9:30 tomorrow morning."

"What? What's the job? How many days have you been quiet?"

"It's been almost a month since I calmed down, it's time to move my body."

"Where are you going?"

"Fengshen!"

"Brother Yi, are you not trying to die enough?"

"Enough, we are going to show off this time, not to commit suicide. Your wife will stay at home with her sister. You will follow me tomorrow!"

"Okay, okay, please contact you tomorrow morning."

"Well...be careful of your body."

"Get out!"

“Dududu…”

Fatty Fang hung up the phone when he was irritated.

"Shredded pork, have the tickets been ordered?"

I looked at it was almost eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, and it was time to clean up and go to bed after getting ready.

"It's been ordered, it's been ordered."

After Liu Kongzhen finished reading his ID number, Yu Xiang’s pork shredded pork booked five tickets together.

"Okay, then go back to your own house to sleep!"

As soon as I said this, my sister walked straight back to her bedroom and locked the door to prevent me from entering it while she was in danger.

"You can do it after all."

Old Zhou opened his arms, walked downstairs and walked home in all directions with a cigarette in his arms.

Yu Xiang's pork ribbon Liu Kongzhen went back to his house to deal with him for the whole night.

For a moment, only Houzhai and I were left in the living room. After Houzhai successfully poked his phone out of power, he finally gave up sending verification information. He stretched his waist and stood up: "What's wrong? Sister doesn't want you again? What's wrong with me all night today?"

"Let's deal with each other for a night!"

I couldn't cry and could only deal with the monkey for a night.

"I just said we were destined to be together."

"Yeah, yes, I'm always destined to be together, and I'll be in trouble for eight lifetimes to know you in this life! How much virtue did you say I lacked in my previous life??"

"Who knows, maybe you have stole the fairy sister's big red shorts."

"Yeah, yes, what do you say! In my previous life, I played mahjong with Hongjun, and I could have a badass? I'm really making a fuss every day!"

"Sleep, sleep."

My monkey and I were lying on the bed on the left and right. I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. I felt a little irritable. I stretched out my left hand and turned my little finger outward. I used my thumb to calculate the ring of the index, middle finger and ring finger: "Money, have you had nightmares recently? Why do I feel that this incident made me feel a little guilty?"

"I've been dreaming about my partner recently!"

Monkey charged and turned on the phone, and continued to send verification information: "It's all my fault that I'm so charming! Look at what this girl said, I don't pay attention to me! I'm just afraid of being addicted to my beauty and can't extricate myself? Alas! It's all my fault that I'm so outstanding!"

"You should go and stay there! If you want to talk to you about something serious, why don't you speak human language? The little girl is so helpless that she can only fall in love with you! Brother, do you dare to take off your wig and talk to me?"

I touched the wig made by the poor fibers, and I suddenly felt that this kid might have found a partner in this life.

"Oh my god, I forgot to pick it."

Monkey got up and took off his wig, took off his clothes, and lay down naked again: "Brother Yi, why can't I find a partner like this? I just have a bad brain?"

Look, I have very little self-knowledge for a day.

I slapped my forehead and lost interest in dialogue with him. I turned my back to the monkey and didn't want to pay attention to him. Unfortunately, the monkey hugged her tenacity and never gave up until she was fucked by the camel. She put an arm on my upper body and a leg on my lower body, and kept muttering: "Brother Yi, I know I am too outstanding, and you are jealous of me."

"I'm jealous of my father!"

I really want to pry open the door of my sister's bedroom now.

"Really, there are many people of my age in my hometown who are jealous of me. They are jealous of my talent and beauty. After all, I am the first handsome guy in history to catch ghosts!"

"Please be a person who takes a mirror to look at yourself! Really, you are lying, your triangle eyes are evenly brushed with equal edge triangles!"

"Really? I don't believe it! You are just jealous of me!"

"Don't you believe it or not, stop talking to me!"

"Brother Yi, stop sleeping. Why do you praise me for being handsome?"

"Yeah, okay, your face looks like the authentic pig-loin face of the Dragon Palace Turtle Prime Minister in the East China Sea! It looks as slim as a telephone pole, which is comparable to Bao Gong's black face to set off your triangular eyes like the Tai Sui star that is unfavorable and dazzling and shining during the years. Look at your black smoke when you are fine, it's like scrapping the broken mouth of a vehicle engine! It's like you're placing it like you've been hitting the engine! Are these enough? If not enough, I'll write a poem for you again!"

"Ah! It's like wind, fog, rain, and flying sand, but it's just not like a human being!"

After a poem was finished, the air stopped, and the monkey cried: "What is love in the world? It is a blessing for life and death. The two flying guests from all over the world, and the old wings have several cold and heat. Joy and parting are painful, and there are even more foolish children. You should have words, the clouds are vast and the snow of thousands of mountains and the shadows are only to go to?"

The monkey sucked tears and wet my clothes, making me wonder if I was talking heavily that made the monkey think of some unhappy things. After all, he was able to memorize an ancient poem without word by word, which was a miracle of life.

So I felt a little guilty: "What's wrong with you? Didn't you fail in the blind date? As for?"

"Brother Yi..."

Monkey slap is like a foolish and resentful girl: "If love has no gender difference, then I think I will be the last woman in the world in the world. If love has no boundaries, then I think I will be the last loyal minister in the temple who dares to give advice to the emperor."

What are you talking about?

Why can't I understand?

When I was stunned, the monkey slaps my hand from his back and strokes my little finger with his little finger: "Brother Yi, if you love me, you will say it. I didn't expect you to use these beautiful words to describe me. What is not love? I believe that my Buddha Tathagata will definitely bless us."

"Did you have any medicine today??"

"I've eaten it, I've eaten eight brain fragments."

"Then why did you think about saying this?"

"Because I feel your love!"

"Get out!"

I was so angry that I shook his hand away, lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed. Under the sound of the life-chasing demon that he begged me to come back, I resolutely prepared to go to bed on the sofa.
Chapter completed!