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0003 Toilet Horror

The fingertips of the ghost hand poked accurately at my external hemorrhoids.

I screamed, and I was shocked and rushed forward. The pants didn't lift my weight, causing my center of gravity to become unstable, and I directly hit the toilet floor.

Although it is now a illusion formed by the system, the touch in this illusion is real, unlike dreaming, and if you are injured in the illusion, then when you return to reality, the injury will also exist.

I was like a maggot, arching my butt, holding my hands on the ground, trying to get up and stay away from them.

"Is there any paper? Is there any paper??" The boy's voice actually roared into my ears. He asked angrily twice if there was any paper. After the tone of the conversation, he became even more vicious and cunning: "Answer me! You are answering me!"

The ghost hand reached out and squatted at the same time, carrying yellow and black liquid, grabbed my right ankle with wet hands, and contracted it down little by little, trying to pull me into the pit!

No matter how hard I thrust my legs, I couldn't get rid of the drag of the ghost hand. I had to get my fingernails stuck in the gap on the floor, begging in my heart that the illusion would end soon, but I didn't want to eat Oli like Lao Ba.

I blushed and kept my face hard and didn't say anything begging for mercy. Because I had begged for mercy once before, the system directly determined that the illusion was over. I was drunk without getting any reward.

Even if I starve to death today! I will never scream!

"Look at me! Look at me!"

The male voice kept seducing me to look at him, and then kept patting my back with both hands, causing pain in my back.

Finally, my right ankle was already hanging above the water hole. As long as I drag the ghost hand a little more, my right foot would definitely have an intimate contact with Oli.

At this time, the male voice pressed my head with both hands on both sides, and tried hard to break my head in one direction so that he could look at him.

I was so weak that I was locked in my eyes, and I was helplessly broken by him.

"Open your eyes! Open your eyes! I'll show you a baby!" The male voice pressed my head with one hand and pulled out the other hand to try to open my eyelids.

I smelled a foul smell on my nose. The smell was like fermented bean curd and stinky tofu. I was marinated with urine for three days. It was extremely smelly and made me feel disgusted.

"Hehehe." The male voice successfully opened my eyelids.

My single eyes blurred and I saw clearly what the boy looked like.

He was squatting beside me. First he saw a pair of rain boots, and then up there were trousers full of green and yellow solids. He tied a red belt around his waist and wore a purple half-sleeved that was not in line with the season.

These are normal. Konima's face is really terrible. She has big buck teeth turning outward, with very wide gaps between her teeth, and there are burnt enoki mushrooms and half-break corn kernels. Two leek leaves flow out of her nostrils. The small triangular eye lying silkworms are wrapped in two black fat cesspool maggots, and they are constantly turning over and wriggling. Her hair covers her forehead one by one, and she can barely see the tattoo of a social eye on her forehead.

"Are I handsome??" The man bared his mouth, and the enoki mushrooms with buck teeth swayed back and forth like wind chimes, and even a corn kernel fell down, hitting my face at an incredible angle.

I want to say something to him, you are handsome nmlgb! You didn't say it until you were speechless, and gritted your teeth and pretended to be a brave warrior without saying a word.

"Look at whether you are hungry when you go to the bathroom! I'll treat you to enoki mushrooms, and use them freshly again." The man was very generous and polite. He reached out to take off an enoki mushroom from between his teeth and gestured to send it to my mouth.

Damn! What the hell is using for the second time?! If you want to cheat me in the system, you won’t be able to play this trick, right? Who doesn’t know the alias for enoki mushrooms to see you tomorrow?!

"There are ten seconds left before the end of the primary toilet illusion..."

The system mother who has not been here for a long time can be said in my mind, and I almost cried.

"Eat it, eat it, it's hot pot flavor!" Seeing that I was alive and silent, the man began to comfort me in a low voice and told me what kind of enoki mushroom tasted.

I stared at him with all my eyes, and the anger in my eyes was about to shoot out of my eyes.

"So you don't like hot pot." The man then threw the enoki mushrooms into the water hole, and then shamelessly picked off the second enoki mushroom, which seemed to be something amazing: "You don't like hot pot, this is barbecue-flavored, it's so delicious."

"There are five seconds left before the end of the primary toilet illusion..."

"Don't you like barbecue either? You're really picky about food." The man didn't force anyone to do anything. He complained dissatisfiedly, and threw the barbecue-flavored enoki mushrooms into the water hole, then picked the third enoki mushroom, and rubbed the corners of his mouth in a very good manner, like a leucorrhea, and the taste was a bit spicy. Don't be picky about food this time, I'll feed you!"

"There are three seconds left before the end of the primary toilet illusion..."

"Um! Um! Um!"

No matter how I shouted, he ignored it. He used his two fingers to open my mouth with his right hand, pried open my teeth, and threw the enoki mushrooms into my mouth with a 100% accurate head in his left hand.

Damn system mother read the number of seconds: "Ding! Congratulations to the host, successfully completing the primary illusion of fear and desire, the reward is being made, please wait!"

The scene in front of me disappeared and I regained the ability to move.

"Cough...cough...cough..."

I was bare and turned my direction, squatting with my head, and after a violent cough, I began to twitch my throat.

Although enoki mushrooms are also part of the illusion, even if they are illusion, they still taste! Who wouldn’t be disgusting and want to vomit?

"The reward is over. Congratulations to the host for breaking through this illusion with a moderately fearful ordinary score. The reward is as follows."

"The reward is created by a solitary artist with ingenuity and spiritual skills, and a bottle of Lao Gan Niang's hot sauce with special abilities."

The system mother's voice fluctuated for the first time, and it sounded like she was trying to hold back her laughter, trying to pretend that she was an emotionally ill-fated killing machine.

"This is over? What about life span?! Is it a waste of fun? What's the use of giving me a hot sauce? I'll eat it with hot sauce!? Watt! It's cracked?!"

I looked at the plastic bottle of the space backpack. The cover log is the old godmother's hot sauce in the photo of an old lady. I worked so hard to break through a illusion. I didn't give my life. What does it mean to buy a whole bottle of hot sauce in the supermarket on the street mean? I really use me as a sb to fool you!

Dog Day system! You are so careless!

"He's meow!"

I found the toilet paper with the wheel to one side and wiped my butt with the toilet paper. Something happened to me when I wiped it, and I got sick with the hemorrhoids!

"Asie! My god, your mother, Smida!"

I was unable to fury and lifted my pants, washed my handles simply, clasped my legs and held the wall, and limped out of the toilet.

"Oh! Brother, what's wrong with you?"

In the single room opposite the toilet, a girl about 23 or 4 years old heard the movement of the toilet opening, opened a crack for the single room and stuck her head out. When she saw that it was me who was no different from overwork, she stood out and teased her happily.

I bowed my lips: "Sister, my dear sister, help me~ I'm going to die~"

"You have just been discharged from the hospital for two days, and you don't know if you have recovered from your illness, so you started to show off." The girl first opened the single room door and then came over to help me into her room.

I touched her back and walked into the single room: "Isn't you too much money anymore? You can't stay in the hospital all day long!"

"Lear down!"

The girl gently put me down on her bed and asked repeatedly, "Are you okay? You don't have to go back to the hospital and stay for another two days?"

"I'm really fine, it's just hemorrhoids. I'll go upstairs for a while, and there's medicine for the attic upstairs." I didn't care about talking to her. After all, I've been in contact for many years, and my heart is like a mirror in my heart, and my background is very clear.

The girl looked at me with a pitiful face at close range: "Okay, brother, you said you are discharged from the hospital now, what are you going to do in the future? Are you still going to pretend to be a ghost? Next time you fall off the sixth floor, you won't be so lucky."

"I don't know, I'll talk about it when the disease is almost cured."

I grabbed her slender hand like a rogue, replied perfunctorily, not telling the existence of the system. Even if I knew that something happened to me, she cried the worst and she was most worried about me.

"When the illness is cured, it really doesn't work, I will delay my relationship and send you a job at Songdong Hotel. It's more than 4,000 yuan a month. We won't have to live in this broken place for a few more years."

She was not disgusted with my holding hands and was still carefully persuading me.

"Sister, don't worry, there will be a house. I will marry you when I earn enough money."

I looked at the girl in front of me, not knowing that it was the courage given to me by the system, or the longing after the death, or I didn't want to continue to remain silent.

Unreliable The first time I made a solemn promise to someone.

"Don't worry, I'm just afraid that you will make money by making money from a wrong place." She quickly explained, afraid that I would misunderstand her meaning.

I stood up and pressed my forehead against our hands: "Your brother won't have any trouble, you will definitely have money, and a good life will definitely make you live. Believe me!"

"bite!"

"The system mother was moved by the host's words and sincerity, unlocking new skills"

"bite"

"After the new skill is unlocked successfully, after completing the task distribution, a certain amount of RMB will be settled according to the degree of completion of the task."
Chapter completed!
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