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0029 Bar

Fatty Fang and I opened the most corner booth in the store, with four bottles of beer at the lowest consumption and a small plate of popcorn.

"What time do we have to wait?"

The last second I chatted about meeting Fatty Fang, who was truly in love, and the next second I was chewing popcorn in my mouth, staring at the beauty who entered the market one after another. If he wanted to meet someone who had no partner, he would whistle and tease others.

"Wait, I don't know what time to wait."

I sipped out beer, but my eyes were the opposite of Fatty Fang. I always put them on all the male compatriots. I hope that after these big brothers were almost in the same mood, something happened if they drank too much. After all, alcohol is the best supplement to create the atmosphere.

"Then you are waiting here, I'll ask for a penguin letter."

Fatty Fang obviously couldn't sit still, like a wolf who was looking for a hunting target, and was ready to move.

"Didn't you meet true love? Please send a hammer penguin letter!?"

I gave him a big-eared melon seed on the back of my head, and I was in a bad mood, but when I saw him doing this, I became even more irritable.

"Will you meet true love not delay me from asking for a Penguin letter?"

Fatty Fang retorted with a reasonable and well-founded rebuttal: "My marriage is my marriage. If I don't get married, no one can take care of me."

After saying that, he got up and went to the luxurious booth at five tables, and shamelessly launched an offensive to take charge of the most beautiful girl among the group and ask for a Penguin letter.

Fatty Fang held a beer in his hand, squinted his eyes with a spear, pretended to be drinking and drinking, walked to the girl's side, and said vaguely: "Ah...Ah...Ah..."

"What's wrong?"

The sister with a unique cold expression and a small face politely lowered her head and spit out the smoke of water and smoke, then raised her head and smiled calmly, and asked at a loss.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Fatty Fang shouted in a row, and with an urgent expression, he patted his bulging beer belly, shook the beer in his hand, and made a glass of wine. In addition to being innocent, he was full of expectations, and he could not find any inappropriate shadow at all. He was very cute.

"Sister, this looks like a mute."

The big boy sitting next to the cold-faced young lady seemed to guess who Fatty Fang was, and kindly reminded the young lady.

"Ah! Ah!"

Fatty Fang nodded happily, gestured twice again, signaling them to have a drink with them.

"Drinking, right?"

The cold-faced lady lifted the unknown foreign wine placed on the corner of the table and said very well: "Come on, buddy, let's meet one."

"Ah!"

Fatty Fang clinked his glasses and screamed excitedly. Then a tornado easily put a small bottle of beer into his stomach.

Having drunkenly, Fatty Fang took out his cell phone from his pocket, typed it on the screen of the phone, pointed it at the young lady, and showed it to her.

"Do you want the penguin letter from the boy next to me?"

After reading the cold face, the young lady asked in confusion.

"Ah!"

Fat Fang focused his attention, deleted the words from his phone, typed a new line, and pointed at the young lady at the same time.

"Okay, let's add you."

The young lady took out two cell phones with great sympathy.

"Ah!"

Fatty Fang grinned and adjusted to the QR code interface.

"I've finished scanning, you agree later."

After scanning the QR code, the young lady stroked her hair, then stopped paying attention to Fatty Fang and smoked water and drank on her own.

It was the big boy next to her who waved to me in the corner, smiled ambiguously, and then whispered to the young lady.

“What’s the situation?”

I noticed the big boy with a confused look on my face and nodded and responded with a smile out of civilized quality.

"It's done!"

Fatty Fang sat back next to me with an empty beer bottle.

"That's all over? What's the young man laughing at me? Look at how he's still laughing now. I'm laughing, why is my anus a little cold?"

I deeply doubted that Fatty Fang was talking about me just now, so I didn't ask a question very happily.

"Look at that young lady carefully."

Fatty Fang approached my ear and lowered his voice and made a fool of himself: "The handsome guy next to this young lady has a stud with his right earlobe and an stud with his upper earlobe."

"What does this mean? Young people like fashion?"

I think my thoughts have never kept up with the trend of the times and have no idea about the costumes of the new generation of young people.

"You don't get into it often at first glance."

Fatty Fang explained disdainfully: "Wearing the earrings on the right side means the same, and wearing another one on it means that he likes it, which is a reward."

"Ah? What about this statement?"

I understood the meaning of it and couldn't help but feel shocked. It turned out that there were these curves of intestines? It was a world of wonders.

"Why not! These are all routines."

Fatty Fang looked like a philosopher who knew his true meaning: "If there is a man around this woman, if it is not a boyfriend or girlfriend, then this man must be at a disadvantage in the hearts of women, or he will not like women at all. This is also a way for women to protect themselves when they go out, except for male best friends who are messing around with their shoes."

"Then what did you say to others?"

I secretly recorded the truth he told in my heart.

"I told them that you are the same. You like the young man, and you are so shy that you dare not come over to say hello and asked me to help me ask for a penguin letter. After that, I told the young lady that if she has trouble, we can solve it for her. I will add both of them penguin letters, which is that simple."

Fatty Fang has some bad ideas about this.

"Hold!"

I pushed him away: "Are you selling me for honor?"

"Who sold you?"

Fatty Fang was not happy either: "Selling children to buy monkeys is just a fun thing."

"Get out!"

I cursed: "You'll finish this matter tonight. I'll use a broom to celebrate the New Year for you!"

"Pooh!"

Fatty Fang said very well: "Dog bite Lu Dongbin, but you don't know the good people's hearts!"

Just as I was about to beat Fatty Fang in the bar without considering my quality, the boy walked up to us with a glass of foreign wine and said embarrassedly: "What are you two doing? The fat man's two mute costumes just now are quite similar. If you two really don't have much fun, let's get together with me and my sister. We are not interesting anyway."

"Okay!"

"I won't go!"

...

9:00 pm

I hugged Fatty Fang's shoulder and still looked around, but I was distracted and shouted loudly: "I tell you that I can catch ghosts. When the King of Hell sees me, I have to give me three points of shame. I am both brothers and brothers, and the relationship is terrible. I will fight against the landlord together if I have nothing to do."

"Brother Yi, just say awesome words. You have been bragging for half an hour and have never stopped talking. The cow can hardly stand it."

Fatty Fang drank a sip of foreign wine, and the humans and animals held the indifferent-faced lady's slender hands in harmless manner, calmly advised me to speak less.

"What I said is true. Last time I fought against Landlord, the King of Hell secretly stole the two of us. I asked me to catch it and then beat me up."

I finally managed to drink to relieve my sorrows and relax my stress, so of course I couldn't stop talking. Anyway, the handsome guy was so funny that he couldn't stop talking.

"Yes, yes, it's all true."

Fatty Fang had no choice but to agree with me, after all, his martial arts value was not as good as mine.

At this time, the people were almost the same, and many people were already on the dance floor, as DJ was anxious and shook her face.

Away from four or five of our booths, there was a pair of men and women, the man was wearing an office suit and the woman was dressed in a white dress.

The two chatted for half an hour while talking and laughing.

The woman drank a drink and told the man apologetically that she wanted to go to the toilet.

The man nodded gentlemanly.

When the woman disappeared from the man's sight, the man then took out a small plastic medicine bottle without any sign from his suit pocket, dripped a few drops of liquid from the medicine bottle and put it away.

Shake the wine glass twice to allow the colorless and odorless liquid to completely blend into the drink.
Chapter completed!
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