0185 Master Liu!
The woman does not admit defeat and makes the following actions that are ghosts.
First point: Change the color of your face first and turn it into a green one.
The second point: Bleeding from the seven orifices, yes, it is the very old-fashioned type of blood that is like tomato sauce when you are far away.
The third point: That's right, it's to twist the limbs to an incredible angle. In order to punish Liu Shancong, who doesn't take her seriously, she even more so, she just folded her waist, her arms as her legs, and her legs as her arms, and stretched her head as her butt.
The fourth point: Create a strange and absurd atmosphere. Women are very good at this point and continue to sing in the tune of the Errenzhuan, but the lyrics become extremely dark. Sometimes there are no lyrics, and they use emotions to mix sadness and penetrate people's hearts.
It is absolutely enough for women to do these four things on ordinary people, but is Liu Kong really an ordinary person?! Is he a normal person?!
"Tsk..."
Liu Kong really disagreed with it, and stood up, walked to the stage with great strength, and pointed and touched: "Are you playing here? The blood looks like a dessert! Can you be more serious? And... You can't show the bones, and the bones must also carry blood! Why? You are osteoporosis! Crack! "
"I don't like you if you are not a little man! If you are like this, you may not be able to buy it if you go out and sell miserable things! What should you pretend? The fear in people's hearts comes from the heart! It's not scared because of your appearance!"
Liu Kongzhen spoke, and successfully inspired his good teacher. He used his body as a prop, rolled his eyes and made a grimace. His tone seemed to be learning from a woman's opera, and he mocked him coldly: "I died so miserable! Do you think I died so miserable?! You miserable, you uncle! Are all ghosts so unemployed nowadays? You can't learn it. Go and watch the movie to learn it! Chu Renmei, Jia Yazi, Sadako and Aunt Hong, etc., who can't be your teacher??"
“Hmph…”
The woman was scolded by Liu Kongzhen and was a little bit like she was about to go wild. The blood from the seven orifices was like she didn't have money to thrust out.
"Oh hey! Are you angry?!"
Liu Kongzhen turned onto the stage and continued to be a conductor without any scruples: "You have to know this state? Do you know Nie Xiaoqian? How did they harm others? Didn't they just give up on the top and then succeeded in harming others? And I'm also happy! You are like this... I'm not happy, I'm not happy either. You said you've become a ghost, so you can't dress yourself up beautifully? You can't dress up even more! Otherwise, it's so cold, so damn cold!"
“Huhhhh…”
The woman is already wandering on the edge of storm. Her own magnetic field drives the surrounding magnetic field, and the lights on the stage are also flashing, especially her green face now, which is extremely dazzling when the lights go out.
"Look at your slap!"
Liu Kong was so arrogant that he wanted to put his four awesome words on his face, and he was talking nonsense inhumanely: "I'll tell you, you have to be patient when you're a ghost. Why do you scare people if you can't bear it? Just find a corner, and when someone comes, you will jump out and you will definitely scare people! You have to believe me! Let's open a haunted house together. While you are learning performances, you can scare people at the same time. The money you earn will be two or two! Yes! Of course, I'm eight or two! I'm the idea!"
It's woolly on the ghost.
"ah……"
The female ghostly aura was no longer causing any movement, like a female lion on the African savanna, grinning and choking.
"What's angry?"
Liu Kongzhen carried a small hand on the stage and circled it gently, saying the truth seriously: "Have you ever heard a word? Don't be angry, ghost life is like a scene. If you are angry, you will be so angry! Wouldn't I be in trouble?"
"I'm going to kill you!"
The woman's inner defense finally collapsed and she jumped to Liu Kongzhen.
"You are waiting for it!"
Liu Kongzhen's mouth was raised with satisfaction. His right hand formed a three-mountain seal, and he buckled the Bagua that he had already held in his hand upside down at the position of the Life Palace. Then he formed a Taoist seal with his left hand and stood upright in front of his chest, shouting a spell: "Transport the Huagai! The will of heaven is dark! I follow the great law of power and heaven! I am urgent and as the law!"
“Wow…”
The gossip is like a report of a good light. A golden light flashed from the inside out, and then the golden light evolved into a protective cover for Liu Kongzhen. I wanted this trick to conquer the woman in one fell swoop.
However... I don't know what kind of ghost woman it is. Her finger nails suddenly grew to twenty centimeters, and the black ones were like onychomycosis and athlete's foot. Ten nails had yin energy that was opposite to golden light, but with the blessing of the Feng Shui pattern here, the yin was obviously strong and yang was weak.
So the nails easily shatter the golden light protective cover.
"Bang!"
"Click..."
Liu Kongzhen subconsciously protected her hands on her head, and survived it, but she was still photographed nearly one meter away. Her body smashed the lower left corner of the stage, but fortunately it was not completely shattered, otherwise it would be hard to say whether Liu Kong was alive or dead today.
Feng Shui took turns. This time, a woman floated in front of Liu Kongzhen, curled his handsome face with her hands, and asked disdainfully, "Do you think I'm dying miserable?? How do I behave this time? Master, do you think you're intimate?"
"Your uncle! I'll kill you today!"
Liu Kong really wanted to get up, but found that his bones were about to fall apart, and he had no strength to support himself to stand up. He had to grit his teeth and scold, "You know how to cheat! You know how to cheat! I am sneaking on my uncle behind my back! Bah! I'm shameless!"
"Master!"
"Master!"
"Master!"
Liu Kong was so ashamed that he shouted three times!
I pretended too much and forgot about the three little brothers!
The three-person adventure team with inferior physical fitness than Liu Kongzhen, worked together to climb from the slope to the tunnel exit. Li Yan felt sadly before leaving the tunnel, and realized that the road of heaven and earth was not easy and life was not easy. He recited a poem to write a poem: "The mountains are heavy and the waters are full of no way, and there is another village with dark willows and flowers are bright!"
I don’t know if there is a village, but there are ghosts anyway!
After hearing the call, the woman looked back and kept her appearance unchanged. This time she looked back and smiled and charming, and was charming.
"Oh, I'll make it up! There are...there are ghosts..."
Li Yan was so scared that he collapsed to the ground like a cerebral thrombosis.
"Oh my god?! Is this still a human?!"
Wang Chungao was frightened and twitched to the end.
"Shisheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshe
Fu Tu sat on the ground, and then the valve couldn't control himself.
"Hehehe..."
The woman laughed happily and found the dignity and sense of existence of being a ghost. She even forgot that the big thing in her hand was to kill Liu Kongzhen first.
"Your uncle!"
Liu Kongzhen threw the gossip at the woman, and then used all the energy to feed her as a child. With the potential of death coming, he successfully used a carp to thrust. What was so desperate was that his pants were hooked by a wooden fork, which caused the jeans to be torn into two.
But Liu Kongzhen didn't have face and life at this moment. He covered his leaking red shorts with his hands and decisively ran away.
While running, I didn't forget to remind the three little brothers I just met: "You guys! Don't be fucking dazed! Get up and run quickly! Lying there and waiting to die?!"
"Oh oh oh!"
"Run!"
"I've wet my pants!"
The three-person adventure team saw that the Taoist priest was covering his crotch and running away without any shame, so of course they couldn't grit their teeth and show off! So a group of four people wanted to get into the tunnel, but then they thought that this trick wouldn't work. Because if the female ghost sneaked into the tunnel, it might occupy the mind of the zombie Xiaoguan, and that would be really like a wolf in front and a tiger behind!
"Run upstairs!"
Fortunately, Liu Kongzhen is good at observing the terrain and has a lot of experience in running away. He waved his hand and made a leadership decision on the spot. He stabbed the needle in the empty aisle between the rows of benches, and sailed towards the gate marking the safety passage.
This run, there was a problem again.
When the woman saw the four people scattered, she not only tasted the pleasure of watching ghosts chasing people in horror movies during her lifetime, but also the pleasure of slowly catching prey, especially the dazzling red shorts. She really wanted to tear the shorts to pieces and see what the handsome little guy's big baby looked like.
So the woman was crazy and arrogant and glorious, deliberately slowing down, and only caring for Liu Kong to chase him alone, always giving a torture and inhuman laugh: "Hahaha...my little baby, where are you running!?"
Chapter completed!