"Stop scolding, pay attention to your quality."

The system mother slowly symbolized the battle of words and she won the victory: "Cough cough cough cough, some viewers have arrived, you can broadcast it live quickly."

"Tsk! I won't bother you today, I won't be an example!"

I found a way for myself. After all, the system mother has the final say on what she does. Apart from being able to speak, I have no other way to resist. When my Taoist cultivation reaches a certain level, I will definitely anthropomorphize her, and then let her not come to bed for at least three days. When I think of me, my hips hurt!

Uncle!

I angrily picked up the spare phone, then turned off the mic ban option and aimed at the phone lens with a smile.

However, what I never expected was!

In just five minutes, more than ten thousand ghost audiences gathered. The barrage in the live broadcast room can be described as tsunami, and even the background did not react. The barrage card was directly diverted to send.

"Zhao Dapao is awesome!"

"Ass bibimbap! Ashes bimbapap!"

"You see there is a hearse behind him!"

"Damn it! Are you really going to play hearse drifting!?"

"You have a closer look... not only hearse, but also graves!"

"Discussing on the grave! Discussing on the grave!"

"Dance!Dance!"

...

At first, the barrage was still discussing, but later the sharp-eyed ghost looked at the setting structure of my surroundings, and instantly realized and looked forward to the barrage in the live broadcast room in a unified formation: "Dance! Dance!"

At this time, the number of ghosts in the live broadcast room: 15023.

I greeted the camera confidently: "Dear viewers, good evening! I am the famous anchor Zhao Dapao who loves to the ghosts and opens to the graves. If you don't play well or play expensive things, you just want to play with something that costs you a lot!"

"Dance!Dance!"

"Dance!Dance!"

"Dance!Dance!"

...

"Everyone calm down first!"

I didn't expect them to be so enthusiastic, so I continued to strengthen the lively atmosphere in the live broadcast room: "Accessors! I, Zhao Dapao, said last time that this live broadcast will perform for everyone to dance on their graves, so I, Zhao Dapao, did what I said! Let me give you a close-up view!"

I took off the phone on the stand, looked at the hearse and the grave bag carefully, and then put the phone back in the stand: "Everyone can see clearly! This is the grave bag I used to live! In order to make everyone happy, let's not say much nonsense! Rockets pierce the cloud arrows! The money is in place, it's not a fucking problem for me to jump four little swans on my grave bag! Miao Zheke! Come on!"

I strode to the grave, my legs split into a straight line of 70 cm, pointed at the camera with one hand, opened the music player of the backup phone with my right hand, pulled my neck and shouted the term "DJ in the nightclub": "Erebati! On this ecstatic night, let us let go of the rest of our hearts' anxiety. Sweat and vent the pressure!!"

"Awesome!"

"Where are the rich people? I want to see Tango!"

"I want to watch square dance! The most dazzling national style!"

"Let's have fun!"

...

"Swish!"

On the thick forked branches, there were LED colored lights prepared by the system mother in advance. At the moment I stood, all the lights were turned on, green, red, purple, black, yellow, and dazzling lights were all condensed on me, making me feel as if a god descended to earth.

However, what happened next was beyond my imagination.

I suddenly noticed a hand that I took off my clothes, and successfully stripped off my sweatshirt and jacket, wore a black shirt inside, black trousers underneath, and black leather shoes that I hadn't washed and replaced for a long time.

Standing naked on the grave.

And something was smearing on my face.

I covered my hands with my important organs that must not be leaked, and shouted hysterically: "What are you doing with taking off my clothes? Let me do pole dance for them!"

"Swish swish swish swish..."

No one responded to me, but instead, there was a sound of breaking through the air. Then new clothes were put on my body and I changed into brand new and clean underwear.

"Oh? Why don't these pants have crotch?"

I touched the big baby carefully and suddenly realized that what I was wearing is not pants, but more like a skirt.

"Bang!"

The loud noise of the gongs hitting each other seemed to indicate that the important scene was truly beginning.

"Swish!"

The next second, the lights light up and focused on me.

The ghosts who were originally yelling and scolding were all confused at the moment when the lights were on, and they couldn't even type the twenty-six English letters.

However, there are still a few ghosts with high psychological endurance, happily posting barrage in the live broadcast industry.

"Women's clothing guy?!"

"Big dick cute girl?!"

"Sailor Moon from the Future?!"

"Stop talking, I'm so pretty in this way..."

"You look at the blue-shaped hair with blue tiles, and then you look at the ordinary bust, then you look at the thick leg hair on your thighs, and you look at the slightly raised single peak... Are you trying to give us a contrast cuteness?"
Chapter completed!