Chapter 564(1/2)
The wind is cold and the snowflakes are falling.
The roar of the waterfall is like thunder, rumbling to the ears.
Zhu Yan's huge body was sitting in the valley, bent down, and his head was just parallel to the two people on the hillside.
His eyes were wide open, motionless, and he was lost in thought.
"But he said that although the great sage was chased away by Tang Monk, he still missed him and sighed endlessly. He had long seen the eastern sea and said: I have not walked this way for five hundred years..."
"The Great Sage saw that the group of monkeys was sparse and asked why. The little monkey said: Half of them dispersed, half struggled hard, and half of them were killed by hunters over the years. Speaking of which, the hunters are hateful! He shot us with arrows and poisoned us.
The dead ones were peeled, skinned and deboned, boiled in sauce, steamed with vinegar, fried in oil and salted, and served as food. Or those who were caught or detained were taken away to do some work and taught to jump in hoops, do tricks, and do somersaults.
, standing dragonflies, playing with gongs and drums on the street, doing whatever they want..."
When Zhu Yan heard this, he became furious. He clenched his huge fist and smashed it against the rock on the hillside with a bang.
The rock immediately fell into pieces and turned into powder.
The ground shook suddenly!
Even that waterfall trembled suddenly and the water splashed!
Zhu Yan stared with scarlet eyes, bared his fangs, and cursed ferociously: "Human beings are despicable and cruel, and do all kinds of evil. They regard other species as ants. They will kill them if they want, and cut them into pieces if they want. Sooner or later, they will be killed by other species together."
Kill them all, exterminate them all!"
Luo Qingzhou paused for a moment and said, "Human beings also have good and bad qualities, and not all of them are evil-doing people."
Zhu Yan's eyes widened and he said angrily: "You just talk about what you want, stop talking nonsense! What does it matter to your kid if I scold you?"
Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to say anything anymore and continued talking.
Although Nangong Meijiao listened to it halfway, she was quickly attracted by this weird and strange story about gods and monsters. She sat aside and listened in rapt attention.
Luo Qingzhou talked from noon until evening.
The sky is getting darker, and the snowflakes are still falling slowly.
Zhu Yan was sitting in the valley, scratching his head and ears as he listened. The expression on his face kept changing. Sometimes he was grinning stupidly because of the stupid pig, sometimes he was scolded by the monk angrily, and sometimes he applauded the great sage's wit and bravery excitedly.
Night falls quickly.
Luo Qingzhou's mouth went dry while talking, so he took the water bottle from Nangong Meijiao's hand, drank it for a while, and when he was about to continue talking, he suddenly got stuck.
He tilted his head and frowned, showing a thoughtful expression on his face.
Zhu Yan immediately said anxiously: "You kid, go on, why are you so stunned?"
Luo Qingzhou imitated it and glared, angrily: "Don't make any noise! Didn't you see that I was thinking? How can I remember so much content?"
Zhu Yan suddenly felt a surge of anger in his heart. He was about to get angry when he thought of the wonderful story and this boy's bad temper that was not afraid of death. He suppressed it again in an instant. He had to hold his breath and concentrate, calm down, look at him with wide eyes, and be patient.
wait.
Waited for a long time.
It was really a little impatient, scratched its head, and said cautiously in a low voice: "How? Do you remember?"
Luo Qingzhou spread his hands: "I completely forgot..."
Zhu Yan was stunned and suddenly became furious. He stared with scarlet eyes and said, "Idiot! Please remind me of this!"
Luo Qingzhou frowned and said, "Don't scream! The more you scream, the less I can remember it!"
Zhu Yan was angry and anxious, but she could only stare at him and shut her mouth.
Nangong Meijiao, who was watching this scene, felt both amused and shocked at the same time. She couldn't help but take another look at the young man next to her.
Such a fierce and terrifying ancient beast was subdued by him, and he did not dare to lose his temper. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, how could she believe it?
"Remember!"
At this moment, Luo Qingzhou suddenly patted his head and continued talking.
Zhu Yan was immediately overjoyed. He immediately held his breath and concentrated. He held his chin with both hands, opened his eyes wide, and continued to listen with great concentration.
"...The masters and apprentices were walking along the road, watching the scenery and walking slowly, when they suddenly heard a shout, which was like the shouts of thousands of people..."
Nangong Meijiao also immediately listened carefully.
Luo Qingzhou stumbled, stopped talking, and talked for a long time. Finally, he finished this chapter, and then said with a troubled face: "Senior, I really can't remember the rest. You have also seen this chapter, junior
It was very difficult to explain, and I only remembered it after thinking about it for a long time, and I don’t know if there are any omissions.”
When Zhu Yan heard this, he immediately said angrily: "Why is your boy's memory so bad? Is it because he has had too much sex and his forehead is damaged? Damn it! I was listening to the orgasm and you suddenly broke the chapter. Are you still not a human being?"
Luo Qingzhou said with helplessness on his face: "This story is too complicated, and there are many and bizarre things. I am an ordinary human being, how can I remember every sentence so clearly? What I have told you today has been memorized for a long time.
I just wrote it down. Senior, if you are greedy for more, why don’t you stop here today? You can go over what the junior said today and wait until the junior has memorized the rest next time. How about I talk to you again?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhu Yan suddenly became furious, punched the ground with a bang, and cursed angrily: "You are an immortal! How dare you break your word? You have told me for two days that
, and now after talking for a long time, you want to leave? Do you think that I am a three-year-old child who just wants to play with you? If your kid dares to leave today, I will smash your brains out for you, do you believe it or not?"
Nangong Meijiao on the side also said: "That's right, how could you do this? A gentleman's words are hard to follow. As a scholar, how can you break your word? How can you deceive your predecessors? If you can't remember it now, then you
Just rest for a while and then talk again. You can just sleep here tonight and continue to talk to the seniors tomorrow, that’s all."
Zhu Yan immediately pointed at her and said: "Look, look, even your mating partner knows that you have to be honest and trustworthy. You are so despicable and shameless, and you don't keep your words. Be careful when the time comes, you won't be able to find a mate.
When we find people, we can only find a pig! And it’s the stupid, fat Zhu Bajie!”
Nangong Meijiao suppressed her laughter and said, "Senior, please calm down and I will persuade him again."
Zhu Yan immediately grinned and looked at her kindly: "You are a sensible little girl, you know how to respect the old and love the young, and you know how to respect the seniors."
Then he patted his chest "bang bang bang" and said: "If anything happens in the future, just come to me. If someone bullies you, or this kid bullies you, just come and tell me. I promise to punch them to pieces!"
Nangong Meijiao immediately smiled and said: "Thank you, senior."
Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to let them chat anymore, and said quickly: "Senior, I really can't remember the rest of the content, so I can only remember it when I go back. This way..."
He immediately stood up from the ground, then took out a piece of jade from his arms, handed it to Zhu Yan and said: "Senior, let's add a friend. If you are lonely, you can chat with this junior. If this junior has time, you can also
I can tell you stories here."
Zhu Yan looked at the messenger document in his hand, his eyes suddenly lit up, he immediately raised his head and said excitedly: "Good guy, you actually have this thing too!"
Then he said angrily: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? Damn it, if I had known you were there, I would have added you as a friend last time, which made me lonely for so long. You are so cheap!"
After saying that, he immediately took out his summons certificate and gently touched it in his hand.
"Buzz!"
The two messenger ultimatums suddenly lit up at the same time.
Luo Qingzhou lowered his head and looked at the surface of the jade in his hand. A message appeared on it: [Do you agree with Zhu Zhu adding you as a friend? 】
Luo Qingzhou: "..."
"agree!"
One person and one animal were immediately added as friends.
Zhu Yan suddenly became excited and grinned: "Okay! Okay! Okay! I won't be lonely from now on! Your name is Feiyang? It's too unpleasant. So, I'll remark it for you. Your name is Yangyang."
What do you think?"
The corner of Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched, and he nodded: "Okay, listen to Senior Zhu Zhu."
When he was about to put away the summons treasure, another summons treasure suddenly stretched out from beside him, and he quickly touched the summons treasure in his hand hard.
"Buzz..."
[Do you agree to Xiaomeijiao adding you as a friend? 】
Luo Qingzhou paused and turned to look.
Nangong Meijiao held another message stipend in her hand, stared at him with cold eyes, gritted her teeth and said, "Who gave it to you? Your Fairy Linghu?"
Luo Qingzhou didn't answer and directly objected.
A message immediately appeared on Nangong Meijiao’s jade: [The other party does not agree to add you as a friend, so embarrassing!]
Nangong Meijiao was furious, and immediately complained to the ancient ferocious beast in front of her: "Senior Zhu Zhu, he bullied me, he didn't add me as a friend! He obviously wanted to mate with me, but he didn't add me as a friend, he is not a human being!
"
When Zhu Yan heard this, his eyes widened, he clenched his huge fists, bared his fangs and roared: "Yang Yang, you are so impersonal! Now, now, now! Add her!"
Luo Qingzhou: "..."
Nangong Meijiao proudly touched the ultimatum with him again.
Luo Qingzhou had no choice but to agree.
Nangong Meijiao thought for a moment and changed his remarks to "bad things".
Then he raised the summons in his hand and said: "Senior Zhu Zhu, let's add a friend as well. If he bullies the junior, the junior will complain to you."
When Zhu Yan heard this, he was about to extend the summons certificate in his hand to her, when he suddenly remembered something, his face changed, and he immediately shrank back, shaking his head hurriedly: "No, no, I can't add you, you are
Damn it, if my beloved concubine sees this, she will be angry."
To be continued...