Chapter 29 The Little Princess and the Little Lord(1/2)
Yan Nanzhi's expression was indescribable. He didn't make a sound. He just raised his fingertips and tapped his brain, making a mouth shape: "Is there something wrong with your brain?"
Yan Luo couldn't bear to stare and closed his eyes.
She once thought that Yan Nanzhi might be the most abnormal one, but she didn't expect that there was someone more insane than him!
When Yan Nanzhi saw Yan Luo closing his eyes and not speaking, he lowered his voice and complained to the program crew, "What's going on with this show? You invited two psychopaths to join us, do you think we are also psychopaths?"
Yan Luo took a step away without leaving a trace and said: Who is following you two?
Staying outside to feed the mosquitoes was not an option. Under constant urging from the program staff and repeated assurances that the people inside were not mentally ill, Yan Nanzhi and Yan Luo looked at each other silently.
Yan Luo made a quick decision and raised his hand for Yan Nanzhi with great enthusiasm, "My brother said he should go in first!"
Still the same sentence.
A dead Taoist friend will not die a poor Taoist.
Yan Nanzhi:??I will be your brother now?
He still wanted to struggle, "rock, paper, scissors."
There is no fairer way to do it.
Yan Luo snorted softly, "Don't you know, I am known as the 'Little Lord of Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Have you heard of Cang Wang? That genius child, I am not bragging, he has never won against me once."
.”
Cangwang?
That's really awesome.
“Who can’t call themselves the ‘Little Princess Rock Paper Scissors’?”
Little Princess Yan Nanzhi is gearing up and planning to compete with this little lord.
The two of them stretched out a hand at the same time, Yan Nanzhi was eager to try, and Yan Luo was full of confidence.
“Rock-paper-scissors!”
Yan Luo scissors, Yan Nanzhi stone.
Yan Nanzhi wins.
Yan Luo:......
Her face was aching, and she said without giving up, "Come again."
He must have been acclimatized just now!
“Rock-paper-scissors!”
Yan Luobu, Yan Nanzhi scissors.
Yan Nanzhi won again.
Yan Luo:?
Yan Nanzhi:?
One did not expect that he would win, and the other did not expect that he would lose.
Yan Nanzhi: “Ha!”
This feeling is no less than the feeling of meeting a great competitor, but it turns out that great competitor is actually a novice, and you win in the end.
"Brother, three wins out of five games." Yan Luo's eyes widened slightly, like a confused kitten.
In order to win, she even did not hesitate to call Yan Nanzhi brother.
Anyway, for her, face is just a accessory, not a necessity of life. She doesn't need it when she needs it.
Yan Nanzhi's face turned red and he was a little angry, "Why are you so disgusting!"
He stretched out a hand, and Yan Luo looked at his hand without knowing why.
"What?"
"Win three out of five games." Yan Nanzhi's tone was a bit unnatural and he said angrily, "You girls are trouble."
Yan Luo Yixi said, "Thank you, brother!"
…
Five rounds after five rounds passed, Yan Luo was already numb, the expression on his face had completely faded, and he had lost his soul.
A whole fifteen rounds!
She never won a game!
Can a person really decline to this extent?
Yan Wang lied to her!!!
He clearly said that she was the chosen daughter favored by the God of rock, paper, scissors!!
Yan Nanzhi also looked at his hands in disbelief.
Hiss - should he buy a lottery ticket?
If I had known better, I wouldn't have handed in my phone! With such luck, how many times would he have to draw SSR?
Yan Luo lost his soul and patted Yan Nanzhi on the shoulder expressionlessly, "Little princess, wait here, I will go in and collect those two monsters for you."
Yan Nanzhi:……
[No offense intended, bad luck is gone]
[The demons and ghosts leave quickly, the demons and ghosts leave quickly]
[I suck Brother Yan’s good luck! Bless me to get ashore soon!!]
[Don’t call him Brother Yan, please show some respect to the little Princess Rock Paper Scissors? Call him Little Princess!]
[Forward this little princess, all your wishes will come true, you will win the game, draw cards every time ssr.]
【???How come they can play rock-paper-scissors so funny】
[Yan Mei’s expression gradually solidified and cracked, I laughed to death hahahaha]
[The smile gradually solidifies.gif]
[Can handsome guys and beauties use their faces well? One or two of them look so attractive, why are they so stupid? 】
[This is what I like! My stupid husband and stupid wife are so good at poking my xp!!]
[Please wear some pants above!]
【Oops! Whose pants tripped me up】
Yan Luo had no ghosts in his heart. He was immersed in the deep pain of losing fifteen games in a row. He pushed the door in without any hesitation, and turned on the light with a crisp "pop-" sound.
The narrow, dark earthen house lit up, and the witch dressed in Lolita paused her hand holding the tarot cards, slowly opened her eyes, and looked at Yan Luo with some sharpness.
"Let me see your fate -" She opened her red lips lightly, "Fool?"
Yan Luo's face was expressionless: "My life is good, but I am not."
The witch choked.
The sound of wooden fish on the opposite bed stopped, and the "Master" slowly spoke, "Who is coming?"
Yan Luo's tone was calm: "He is known as the Little Lord of Rock, Paper, Scissors."
"Master" was strangely silent for a few seconds, "What's the matter?"
"Take your life."
"Why, Pindao and you are strangers."
"I have done many evil things in my life, which led me to meet you two monsters."
Witch:......
master:……
All four people gathered together, and the two live broadcast rooms also merged into one main live broadcast room.
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a weird conversation]
[Finally, I see someone treating these two weirdos!! As expected, I have been listening to knocking wooden fish all day!! Just to see this scene!!]
【Is there finally a normal person? 】
[The above, I regret to tell you that you think too much. 】
[At first, I thought there were two normal people who could cure Brother Yan and Mei Yan. I didn’t expect that the other two could also be cured??]
[Is this... the rhythm of all (mental) patients?]
[No one noticed that all four of them are good-looking? I don’t even know who to choose.]
[So how does the program team select people? Is it money? Is it good looks? Or is the brain good? 】
The three of them looked at each other.
To be continued...