Chapter 1572 In the background
"Do you know why most men in the fashion industry have unusual orientations?" Kelly explained to the curious men with a smile, "because they watched too many things happening in the Victoria's Secret show backstage, they felt desperate about women!"
Then she raised her glass and said to Li Rui: "If you want to change your orientation, I don't mind taking you to the Victoria's Secret Show backstage. They are very welcome to billionaires like you, and they may even invite you to be their dressing assistant..."
Ivanka smiled "Puff" and said, "Kelly, your eyes are completely caught by your words!"
Li Rui laughed and said, "Is there any such profession as a dress-up assistant? If so, I really want to try it. It's not to go to the backstage to peek at female models, but simply to add a little experience to life!"
Everyone burst into laughter, and Cohen burst into tears, and he gave a thumbs up and said, "Li, no wonder you are welcomed by so many girls. A rich and humorous man like you, even I can't help falling in love with you."
Li Rui thought to himself, oh, fat man, are you the one who loves me? You are the money that loves me, get away!ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ
The more you drink, the more wonderful the atmosphere becomes. Cohen's witty words are lively, and he also tells a few dirty jokes from time to time.
Jared was not good at drinking, so he accompanied Li Rui to drink half a bottle of wine, his face was a little pale, and then stood up and said, "I'll go to the kitchen and ask the chef to cook a few more dishes."
Seeing him going to the kitchen, Cohen smiled and said, "Ivanka, you have been married for more than two years. Do you feel aesthetic fatigue? Are you still as loving as you were when you were in a relationship?"
Ivanka said shyly: "Of course."
Cohen said with emotion: "I really envy you young people, I can't do it anymore. I'm old... There is a joke about an old man like me."
He said enthusiastically: "Do you know why TT only has three specifications, six packages and 12 packages?"
Everyone knew that he was going to tell dirty jokes again, so they shook their heads and smiled and said they didn't know.
Cohen said: "Three outfits are for college students, one on Friday, one on Saturday, one on Sunday. Six outfits are for lovers who live together, one a day and are closed on Sundays."
"Where are those 12 costumes?" Li Rui asked deliberately.
Cohen laughed and pointed at himself and said, "The 12 costumes are for old men like me, one in January, one in February, one in March..."
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed, especially Ivanka and Kelly, who laughed the brightest.
Jared just came back from the kitchen and saw them laughing non-stop, he couldn't help but say in confusion: "What are you laughing at?"
Cohen said seriously: "How many costumes do you use?"
Hilarious again.
After finding out the reason why everyone was laughing, Jared smiled and said, "We are preparing to have a second child, and we don't need that kind of thing for the time being!"
After having another glass of wine, Kelly went to the bathroom, Cohen and Fu Shande went to the balcony to smoke, and Li Rui also sobered up with him.
While the others were gone, Ivanka whispered to Jared, "How are you? Are you a little drunk?"
Jared said: "I can't drink any more, you must have a few more drinks with Li Rui. Last time he told the truth just because he was drunk, and this time it should be the same."
Ivanka sighed and said, "I will try my best."
Jared encouraged: "Cohen will help us too!"
Soon, everyone came back and sat down to continue drinking. They were so happy that Fu Shande also told a joke.
When Fu Shande finished speaking, everyone looked at Li Rui.
"Do you have any jokes like this?" Cohen said.
Li Rui thought for a while and said, "I really have a joke."
"John found that his good friend Jim was very popular with women, so he asked Jim if he had any secret to picking up girls. Jim told John: If you knock a glass before doing things, things will be done longer and smoother. When John got home, he wanted to try this method. When he found that his wife was taking a shower in the bathroom, he took out the glass and knocked it. Then he heard his wife in the bathroom say: Jim, are you here?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment and started to hilariously.
Jared laughed and tears came out: "What an interesting joke."
Li Rui spread his hands and said, "Why are you laughing so happily? You won't have to knock on the glass tonight, right?"
Jared pointed at Cohen and said, "I think Mr. Cohen needs to knock on the glass more, after all, he only uses one tt a month."
Everyone laughed again.
Seeing that the fourth bottle of wine had been drunk, everyone was a little drunk. Jared was already drinking and leaning against the sofa and was about to fall asleep. Ivanka was also drunk with eyes, her pretty face was flushed, and she laughed silly as she listened to everyone's words.
Li Rui has been paying attention to Ivanka, and at this moment he couldn't help saying, "I think you haven't eaten much since the beginning. You are losing weight, right?"
Only then did everyone realize that the plate in front of Ivanka was empty.
Ivanka said: "I had a salad."
"You only ate salads," Li Rui added. "I really find it hard to understand why a beautiful woman like Kelly and you keep losing weight. Can't you indulge in a little bit and enjoy the fun of life?"
But Ivanka shook her head and sighed, "Lee, you can't understand the pressure on us."
She said as she stood up, turned around in front of everyone and said, "Look, I am too tall and have a big skeleton. As long as I am a little fat, I will look very bloated. A girl with good blonde hair like Kelly and I is synonymous with low IQ in the eyes of Magnesium Chinese. If I am a little bloated, I will be regarded as a fool."
What she said is indeed a bit reasonable. Chinese people like blond hair, blue eyes, and majestic sweet girls, such as Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston. Ivanka and Kelly happen to be such women.
But the Chinese people have a stubborn prejudice against blond and sweet girls, believing that although they have good figures, they are all stupid girls with low IQs.
Similar prejudices not only exist in the country of Magnesium, but also target Sweet Girls. They have various prejudices in any part of the world.
Some people may think this is a harmless joke, but once the prejudice falls on one's own head, the feeling is completely different.
Just like every time Li Rui introduces himself from Xiangbei, someone will ask in a very curious tone: Nine-headed birds in the sky, Xiangbei man on the ground, are you Xiangbei people very smart?
Every time Li Rui heard such words, he was helpless, but he didn't know how to refute it.
Li Rui said with emotion: "In my mind, you are all new era women who are both beautiful and intelligent. I think you should use practical actions to reverse these prejudices instead of torture your own stomach."
Chapter completed!