Chapter 43 The Love and Hate of the Little Princess and the Sow
The next morning.
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, viewers who got up early or stayed up all night entered the live broadcast room.
[Come on, come on, it took eight or nine alarm clocks to pull me out of the gentle place of bed.]
【Staying up late is not good for your health, but luckily I stayed up all night.】
[Puff, puff, give me a secret code, impermanence?]
【Life is impermanent? The large intestine wraps the small intestine?】
[Come here! Take out the top one!]
[Crying sticks and roasted chickens are always on standby for the Lord.]
[Crying sticks and roasted chickens are always on standby for the Lord.]
[Crying sticks and roasted chickens are always on standby for the Lord.]
【……】
【?What the hell?】
The live broadcast room was bustling with activity, but the people inside were still sleeping soundly.
"ah--"
A scream woke up several sleeping people.
Rong Tangchu's eyes suddenly opened, and she slowly "teared" the Yan Luo that was stuck to her body in the shape of an octopus from her body. She sat up and got out of bed and looked out the window.
Yan Luo was woken up by her actions, her eyes were sleepy, she sat up and yawned.
"What's wrong?"
Rong Tangchu put on a coat and threw another coat on her head, "It seems like someone is screaming outside."
How can you not watch it if it’s exciting?
Yan Luo immediately became energetic, took off his coat from his head and put it on his body, smoothed his frizzy red hair, got out of bed, put on his green crystal jelly shoes, and walked out of the room happily.
Two teenagers who had just woken up, bleary-eyed and hairy, also walked out of the house opposite.
One with red hair and one with black hair, they are Yuanxiao and Cangzhu.
"Where's the little princess?" Yan Luo curiously poked his head behind them and found that Yan Nanzhi was not following them.
"Did you hear the scream just now?" Yuan Xiao asked tentatively, "Could it be...?"
"No way?" Yan Luo looked surprised, "It's bad enough for a person to be unlucky for one day, but not for two days?"
Several people looked at each other——
Maybe?
Yan Luo tightened her clothes, and the morning wind blew in, bringing a bit of coolness.
The four of them walked outside and saw a frightened Yan Nanzhi in front of the hut.
"What happened?"
Yan Nanzhi's hand holding the toilet paper trembled slightly, "Who can tell me...why there is a pigsty next to the latrine!!"
Just now he got up early to go to the toilet, and as soon as he squatted down, there were a few startling pig snorts next to him, and the old sow from yesterday suddenly jumped out, with its two front legs resting on the brick half.
A human-high earthen wall.
Hum at him.
He pulled up his pants and ran away in panic. The pig kept grunting until he met Yan Luo and others at the door.
Several people listened to the pig braying coming from inside, and for a moment they didn't know what to say.
Yan Luo patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Look how charming you are. Pigs ignore us when they see us, and they make leaps and bounds when they see you. You are the brightest pig in the palm of that sow's hand."
Yan Nanzhi:...I thank you.
Cang Zhu asked shamelessly, "Does that pig have anything to do with Yan Nanzhi?"
Yan Nanzhi's eyes widened and he covered Yan Luo's mouth, "Don't say it!"
He gritted his teeth and lowered his voice in Yan Luo's ear, "If you tell me... I will... I will kill you!"
If his childhood rival finds out about yesterday's embarrassing incident, he will definitely die!!
Although that part was filmed, it could be edited out later.
If Cang Zhu found out, how could he survive in the circle of the imperial capital?
He can block one mouth, but not two.
Yuanxiao told him everything honestly and emotionally, including words and gestures, including how he had to take a humiliating bath for half an hour.
At the end of the sentence, he sighed, deeply worried, "How much psychological shadow will be left behind by my brother Yan."
Cang Zhu was stunned for a few seconds, and then she laughed out loud as Yan Nanzhi imagined, laughing so hard that she was out of breath, "Hahahahahahahaha..."
Yan Nanzhi squeezed the roll of toilet paper tightly with her long and bony fingers, her whole body trembling uncontrollably, and she gritted her teeth in humiliation: "One day, I will cut off its head to make pig head soup!"
A bit of confusion flashed across Yuan Xiao's face, but she couldn't hold it back, "But Brother Yan, that pig probably hasn't brushed its teeth."
Everyone imagined the scene. Pork soup was simmering in the rich white bone soup. A complete pig head floated up, revealing the black and yellow teeth inside...
vomit!
Yan Luo explained for him: "It's okay, he hasn't brushed his teeth since he was a child."
Yan Nanzhi:?
At this time, Yan Wang shouted from across the room: "I made breakfast, come over and eat!"
Yan Nanzhi and others: Thank you, I don’t really want to eat it.
Yan Luo and Yuan Xiao, who were so disgusted by success that they didn't even want to eat, seemed unaware. They ran a few steps excitedly before they realized that they hadn't followed. They stopped and turned to look at them in confusion: "Why are you standing there? Go ahead.
Let’s get some food done!”
If you are not active in doing things, you have a problem with your mind.
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It was still the same folding table as yesterday, with a large bowl of steaming preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
Yan Luo's eyes widened in surprise, "Preserved egg and lean meat porridge!"
Yan Wang has cooked many kinds of breakfast for her in the past. To say that her top breakfast is Yan Wang's Aixin brand preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
But Yan Wang only cooks it for her on Saturdays and Sundays because this dish is too time-consuming.
Yan Wang also did it to Yan Luo once when she was in school——
That day Yan Luo was made to stand at the door of the classroom for one lesson because he was late.
The reason why it took so long, apart from the time it takes to simmer it, is because Yan Luo is really a picky person. He likes the spiciness of ginger, but he has an aversion to ginger and refuses to eat even a thin piece of ginger.
Yan Wang had no choice but to put more ginger into the porridge, and then pick out the finely chopped ginger strips one by one.
She also doesn't like eating fatty meat, and will retching as soon as she eats it. If she wants to eat it, she has to eat lean meat.
Yan Wang deeply doubted that with Yan Luo's temperament, whether he would be driven back by his husband's family in the future or not, it was still a question of whether he would marry or not!
For Yan Luo, the happiest thing about the holiday is that she can sleep until she wakes up naturally, and sleeps until eight or nine o'clock. When she walks out of the room, she can smell the alluring aroma of porridge, the kitchen is full of steam, and Yan Wang is not dressed properly.
Wearing a well-fitting apron, standing on a chair with a raised head, the preserved egg and lean meat porridge in the pot is boiling, the rice, preserved eggs, and lean meat are floating up and down, which is very tempting.
Yan Wang turned off the heat, served her a bowl, sprinkled some pepper, it tasted salty, and there were peeled shrimps. The hot porridge was still spicy, and it warmed her throat all the way to her chest.
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"Wow!" Yuanxiao also exclaimed in ignorance, "Is this a takeaway ordered by the show crew?"
"This is a breakfast of love made by my little brother for us!" Yan Luo said with a hint of pride.
Cang Zhu looked surprised: "My fourth uncle can actually cook?!"
Yuan Xiao gave him a strange look, "You don't even know whether your fourth uncle can cook, but... Sister Yan knows?"
"Yes," Yan Nanzhi also looked puzzled, "Yan Luo, why do you and Cang Wang look so familiar?"
It was as if he and Yan Luo were not like relatives, but Yan Luo and Cang Wang were.
All three of them had puzzled looks on their faces. Only Rong Tangchu, who had confirmed Yan Wang's identity with Yan Luo last night, sat down calmly and was ready to start cooking.
Just drink it, drink it from a big bowl, and piss that little kid off to death!
Chapter completed!