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Chapter 38: People are good at being bullied, and goose is good at being bullied by red-headed mushrooms

Yan Luo led his mother-in-law and walked in aggressively.

Everyone has the same expression on their faces, and their heads are slightly raised, showing a unified arrogance.

There's actually a bit of a weird... resemblance?

"Sister Luo, what do you have in this big bag?" Yuanxiao asked while adding rice, stretching her neck curiously, "Huh? There is also a big goose."

A small square table was set up in the center of the kitchen, and four small and short red plastic benches were placed around it. There was only a pitiful plate of dark dishes on it. Yan Nanzhi and Rong Tangchuan

He had already sat down, staring at the plate of dishes in silence.

Yan Nanzhi sighed deeply, tried to fill his stomach with water, picked up the boiled water at hand and drank it.

Yan Luo sat down naturally, put the big black bag at his feet, took the rice handed over by Yuan Xiao, and said casually: "This is the mount I conquered - called Da Mu Ling."

Yan Nanzhi, who was drinking water: "Pfft!"

A mouthful of water spit out of his mouth unexpectedly. Fortunately, he reacted in time and sprayed the water onto the floor with a tilt of his head.

Otherwise they will lose their only dish.

What?

Yan Nanzhi began to doubt his ears.

This goose - called Big Female Zero??!

Yan Luo felt a pity inexplicably. He looked at the dish with regret, why didn't he spray it on the dish?

The people in the main live broadcast room were also confused:

【Big, big mother zero?】

【Is it what I believe? 】

【I also……】

[The civil and military officials of the entire dynasty hesitated and hesitated, but no one dared to speak out.]

【You won’t say yes, right? Then I won’t say either.】

【This trip has been very fruitful.】

[Not only that, Lord Yan has a sleeping dragon and a phoenix under his command.]

Rong Tangchu paused for a moment and vowed not to be as embarrassed as Yan Nanzhi, so she tried her best to suppress the corners of her mouth.

As soon as the corner of her mouth moved up, she lowered it down. The up and down movements were very similar to...the corners of her mouth twitching.

"It's the big, mu, spirit." Yan Luo emphasized every word, "The mu of the field is the spirit of the elf. I hope it can become the elf on the field. What's wrong?"

This explanation did not seem convincing. The expressions of the two people still looked like they had eaten flies, and their facial nerves were disordered.

"What's going on?" Yuan Xiao was confused, "Am I the only one who doesn't know what Big Mother Zero means?"

Rongtangchu introduced the science in a serious manner, "Big Mother Ling refers to a very effeminate Ling, whose words and deeds are artificial, often seen on the Internet and in Thai dramas. Next, let's ask Ms. Yan Luo and Mr. Yan Nanzhi to demonstrate it for us.

"

Yan Luo:('??')

Yan Nanzhi:(??°Δ°`)

Yan Luo raised her orchid fingers, pinched her throat, tapped Yan Nanzhi's shoulder, and said coquettishly: "You hate it~ I hate it most when people call me a big mother zero~ You are the big mother zero~"

Yan Nanzhi:!

Is this a drama?

All eyes were focused on Yan Nanzhi. Yan Nanzhi was riding a tiger and couldn't get off. He gritted his teeth and clenched his small fists. He hit Yan Luo's shoulder with a feigned look and said in a high-pitched voice: "Humph~ You are annoying~ I am not the same."

Big Mother Zero~”

It's over, now I have truly become a beloved father-in-law.

Yuanxiao nodded in understanding, "Like those ladies' boys in the Thai dramas I used to watch?"

Rongtangchuan gave him an affirmative look.

Yan Nanzhi's earlobes turned red, and he was so embarrassed that he picked up the chopsticks and hid the rice, then looked at Yan Luo seriously: "Yan Luo, is there really no one you care about in this world?"

He wanted to ask her how she developed such a thick skin.

He is often out of tune with them because he is not thick-skinned enough.

Yan Luo replied nonchalantly, "Isn't this a recording? It will be cut anyway!"

Recording? Yan Nanzhi thought about it suspiciously.

That's good.

[Shhh, please don’t tell them, this is a live broadcast.]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[I can already imagine the cracked expression on our little princess’s face after seeing these clips.]

[No one saves the princess’s emoticon pack? [Evil dragon sprays water·gif]]

[What's wrong with you!! What I want to see is the exquisite life of a rich young man and a rich lady, not the role of the big mother zero here!!]

[Our lord and princess really have no baggage at all.]

"We...really want to eat this?" Yan Luo has been holding the chopsticks for at least five minutes, unable to take them down.

This really requires some mental preparation.

"Eat!" Yuan Xiao took a chopstick and put it into his mouth together with a mouthful of rice. While chewing, he signaled to them, "Eat quickly, it's time to eat."

Yan Nanzhi carefully twirled one. The soft vegetable was still dripping with black water. He put it into his mouth with his eyes closed, chewed for a while, then took a big mouthful of rice and commented: "It's time to eat."

Rong Tangchu also tentatively stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a chopstick, put it into his mouth, and quickly took two or three mouthfuls of rice, "Let's eat it, sure."

Seeing that all three of them had eaten, and there was no difference in their expressions, Yan Luo became bolder, picked up a chopstick, hesitated for a while, and then put it in his mouth.

Alas!

Salty!

Isn’t it just for dinner?

Yan Luolian took a few bites of rice.

[You can tell from their expressions that this dish is too salty.]

[High EQ: serve food. Low EQ: salty]

[High EQ: Fried vegetables. Low EQ: Stewed vegetables in soy sauce]

[High EQ: novice chef. Low EQ: full-level poison-making witch]

"How is it? Is it delicious?" Yuanxiao asked expectantly.

Yan Luo thought for a while and gave a tactful comment, "Well done, don't do it again next time."

Yuanxiao:……

There was no expression on Rong Tangchuo's face, "It's a delicacy that can only be eaten once in a lifetime."

Yuanxiao:……

Yan Nanzhi was even more disrespectful: "If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of sending Yuanxiao to cook for us."

Yuanxiao:……

The food was unpalatable, but life had to go on. The four of them finished a large bowl of white rice with this plate of food.

The meal is finished, and most of the dishes are left.

Yan Luo thought that it should not be wasted, so he brought it to Da Mu Ling. Da Mu Ling sniffed it and made a "yue" sound that was similar to a goose retching.

He flapped his wings and dropped the plate of vegetables directly to the ground.

Where did the poison come from? You actually want to kill me!

Really, I won’t even eat the goose.

Yan Luo patted its head angrily, but secretly rejoiced: Great, I don't have to eat this ghost dish tomorrow.

Dahuang jumped down from Yan Nanzhi's lap and skipped towards the big mother spirit.

It fluttered a few times, as if it wanted to get on the big mother spirit's back, but its body was too small and its legs were too short, so it couldn't get up.

I don’t know if Da Mu Ling did it on purpose, but her fat body didn’t hit Da Huang’s small body with great force. Da Huang was ejected directly and rolled several times on the ground.

Sitting there in confusion.

Yan Luo caught a glimpse of it, picked up the rhubarb kindly, and put it manually on the mother's back.

Da Mu Ling:......

It’s true that good people are deceived by others, and good geese are deceived by red-headed mushrooms!

But what can be done?
Chapter completed!
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