Chapter 35 Arousing everyone’s happy ridicule

On the second day of the first lunar month, it was a sunny day.

Zhang Jinhai's heart has already flown out.

Just finished breakfast.

A voice came from outside Longmenzi: "Zhang Jinhai!

Zhang Jinhai!"

"Hey, here we come!" Zhang Jinhai agreed and said hello to his parents: "Mom, old man, I'm going out to play."

"Come back early for a little lunch," Mother Zhang warned.

Zhang's father smiled at the door and said, "He has disappeared long ago."

"Brother Jin, happy New Year!" Zhang Jinhai felt particularly happy when he saw the two brothers Zhao Jin and Zhao Jun standing outside Longmenzi.

Zhao Jin came up and punched him: "Nian is here with you."

"Damn it, why are you so desperate?" Zhang Jinhai dodged and shouted: "Stop, stop, stop."

Zhao Jin smiled and said: "Why is your body so weak?"

Zhang Jinhai said: "There are some things you don't know.

When I went to get my transcripts a few years ago, a bad guy hit me in the pubic area with six bullets.

So I’m still a little uncomfortable now.”

Zhao Jin smiled and said: "Oh.

sure.

You boy.

You don’t even need to draft anything when you’re bragging.”

Zhang Jinhai asked seriously: "Why am I bragging?"

Zhao Jin laughed and said, "As for the six bullets, you're not bragging?

How else to blow.

Does it mean that if a cow flies on a plane, it will only count if she is so awesome?"

Zhang Jinhai thought carefully and realized that Zhao Jin had never seen the scene.

I haven't explained the reason myself.

Forget it, just think of it as bragging.

Zhang Jinhai: "Where to go to play?".

Zhao Jin: "How about going to the market?"

Zhao Jin wanted to find memories.

The three of them were talking and laughing as they walked to the countryside.

When he arrived at the door of Gu Hong's house, Zhang Jinhai shouted: "Gu Hong, are you rushing to the show?"

"I'm not going, I'm playing cards with someone."

Zhao Jin didn't care about this and rushed directly to the dam of Gu Hong's house.

He grabbed the person and left: "The card starts with a hammer. It's been a long time since I went to a game.

Go to the venue with me."

Gu Hong quickly threw down the cards in his hand and said, "I'm sorry. You guys are being beaten.

My classmates are trying to get me to go to the show."

The people on the Eight Immortals table laughed and said, "It's okay.

The four of us can just upgrade."

Among the four young children, Zhao Jin is the older one, only 16 years old.

When passing by the store, the four of them went in to buy some firecracker toys.

Zhang Jinhai smiled and said: "I'm treating you today.

Brothers and sisters, you can choose whatever you want."

Gu Hong chose 10 flying monkeys

Zhao Jin chose two boxes of throwing cannons.

Zhao Jun chose a box of throwing cannons and five flying monkeys.

Zhang Jinhai chose two boxes of rub cannons and 10 second kickers.

Each person was also given a box of matches and an incense stick for lighting cannons.

After Zhang Jinhai went to the boss to pay the bill, he continued along the mud and stone road towards the countryside.

As the four people advanced, the sound of various cannons came and went, making it very lively.

Zhang Jinhai saw a vegetable patch on the roadside and immediately ran over.

Take out a two-legged kicker and stand it in the center of a white radish leaf.

Use the incense burning in your hand to directly light the fuse of the two kickers.

‘Hisbs’

There was a loud "bang", and the radish had been exploded into flowers.

Then there was another loud noise in the air.

"Whoever is blasting my radishes, stand up." Behind him, the owner of the radish planter was already chasing him.

The carrots on the side of the road will sing at this time every year: "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"

No need to shout, the four people ran forward like the wind for a kilometer.

Make sure no one can catch up behind you.

Then he sat on the roadside and breathed heavily.

Gu Hong complained: "I said, Jin Hai, how old are you?

I also want to explode other people's carrots.

Come on, does it feel good to be chased by others?"

Zhang Jinhai smiled and said: "I'm sorry.

Have fun playing.

It hurts everyone.

But the moment I saw the radishes blooming, it felt really good.”

Zhao Jin came over and took a second kicker.

Put it in the mud next to the paddy field, light the fuse and start running.

With two loud "bang bang" sounds, the mud was exploded and splashed everywhere.

Zhang Jinhai, Gu Hong, and Zhao Jun just wore new clothes today.

Before I even had time to walk to the field to show off, I was already splashed with mud everywhere.

"Stand there, stand there!" the three of them shouted while chasing.

There were also many young people behind who were splashed with mud and chased after them: "If you have the guts, don't run away."

I ran at least two kilometers without seeing the pursuers behind me.

Zhao Jin and the other three caught up and asked with a smile: "Does this mean we won't destroy other people's crops?

Is it even more exciting?"

Zhang Jinhai laughed loudly and said: "It's so exciting.

Not only did the three of us get covered in mud.

He also splashed mud all over the group of Qinggouzi children behind him.

If I hadn't run so fast, I would have already fought."

Zhao Jin said indifferently: "Just do it, I'm afraid he won't succeed."

Zhang Jinhai advised: "It's not that we are afraid of fights, but that we are afraid of some unnamed fights."

Gu Hong smiled and said, "Does Brother Jin know what it means to be a master without a name?"

It's okay to fight, but we have to be reasonable.

Otherwise, it will be like just now.
To be continued...