Chapter 1,214 Operation Qingtang(1/2)
middle-aged people.
There is nothing more pleasant than a complete family, with an old person on top and a young person on the bottom. There is a high hall above to fulfill the filial piety of a son, and there are children and grandchildren below to enjoy and enjoy the family relationship.
The husband and wife Kangli raised eyebrows together.
For ordinary people, this age is the most painful. It is the age when you are suffering from being a cow or a horse. You want to die but dare not die, you cannot afford to live, and you cannot die. As long as you live for one day, you have to be a cow or horse for one day.
However, Yang Jun does not have such troubles. For most people, his age is the happiest age. He does not have to worry about life or think about everything. Enjoy the blessings that should be enjoyed and respect the elderly when they should be respected.
It's okay to spank your children when you have nothing to do.
Although money is not a panacea, it is impossible to have no money. Money can solve most of the troubles in life. If you don't have money, you can only act like a cow and worry about three meals a day.
Life is so irritable, and there is plain happiness in the irritability.
After Wang Yuying moved back, Yang Jun felt happier than before.
During this period, things in the work unit were not that busy, so we could just leave them to Tan Qin. Apart from drinking tea and fishing, he had nothing else to do at home every day.
Fishing is just a cover, a reason to pass the time. If Yang Jun had even liked fishing at all, his fishing skills would not have improved a little over the years, and he would still hold the title of Commander of the Air Force.
It's the same today. It's been more than two hours since Yang Jun's fishing rod was thrown into the water, and not even a single fish hair was found.
"Bang!"
There was a sudden sound, startling Yang Jun who was dozing off.
He opened his eyes and saw that there was an extra fish in the bucket next to him. He looked at the fishing rod and saw that it was still well placed in the water. Then he looked back at Sun Zhaocai and Sun Zhaocai behind him.
Silly pillar.
"What the hell did you two do?"
"No."
The two guys shook their heads together: "The fish jumped up on its own."
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "Did the old man hang himself because he thought his life was too long, so he jumped up on his own?"
"Why did you lie to me?"
The two blushed and said, "It just jumped up on its own. We didn't do anything. If you don't believe it, you can adjust the monitoring."
When Yang Jun heard this, he ignored them and lay back on the wicker chair again.
"Let it go."
No matter how he got up there, he didn't catch it by himself, and he didn't feel the joy of an angler at all.
Afterwards, Yang Jun closed his eyes and continued to rest.
After a while, he smelled the aroma of barbecue.
I sniffed it and it was quite fragrant.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that at some point the two guys had brought the grill over and they were grilling fish.
"You guys don't mind the heat now, do you?"
Usually, these two guys are most afraid of heat. Every day, they are as hot as a dog, with their mouths hanging open, and their whole bodies feeling like water. But as soon as they talk about eating barbecue, these two guys immediately stop sticking out their tongues.
"Hey, Uncle Yang, it would be a waste to let it go. It's better to have a full meal." Sun Zhaocai said with a smile.
"Daddy, if you don't eat the fish in the river, they will grow into whales." Silly Zhu said with a smile.
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes.
"You two are just looking for a meal, so you can find any excuse."
"Daddy, what I said is true. If the fish in the river don't eat, they won't be able to survive in the pond."
Silly Zhu sat there, looking like a piece of shit, and then clapped his fingers and analyzed: "Think about it, how many years has it been since your manor was built, at least ten years, right?"
"At that time, since we invested 50,000 fish, we haven't eaten a few yet. The fish in the river are now a disaster."
Yang Jun heard this and thought for a moment.
Not to mention, the fish in the pond are almost ten years old. During this period, apart from using fish in the kitchen every day, they really haven't caught much. The river is like a pot every day, and the water surface is full of fish bubbles.
"Since there are so many fish, why can't I catch them?" Yang Jun said.
When the two guys heard this, their expressions and movements were the same. They rolled their eyes and turned their mouth corners to one side.
Does that mean you don't know what's going on with you?
"What's your expression?" Yang Jun said.
"Uncle Yang, can we have some self-awareness? With your fishing skills, even if you hang the fish on the hook, it can escape. Do you believe it or not?"
"That's right, godfather, it's not that I look down on your skills, but even a dog can catch fish with its tail." Silly Zhu agreed.
"You two are getting more and more courageous. Believe it or not, I will slap you?"
"It's your own choice, why don't you let others tell you the truth." The two of them murmured in a low voice.
Even though their voices were very low, Yang Jun, who had sensitive hearing, still heard them.
"Humph, I'm a technical expert?"
Yang Jun rolled his eyes and said, "If I am more ruthless, I can catch all the fish without using any skills."
When the two heard this, their eyes lit up.
Then, the two looked at each other and smiled.
Then they all shook their heads: "I don't believe it."
"Don't believe it?" Yang Jun sneered, "If you don't believe it, just wait and see."
"We'll see." The two said in unison.
These two guys had a faint smile on their lips, looking like they had succeeded in their evil scheme.
Yang Jun also stood up from the wicker chair on a whim.
"Get me some water pumps and I'll drain the river."
He was also angry. The Air Force had been very angry for so many years. Today, he had to take off this title.
Seeing that there was no movement behind him and no one responded to him, Yang Jun turned around and looked back.
I saw the two guys running towards the shore.
"Wocao, you've been fooled."
Nothing can stop a foodie's desire.
These two guys have long been thinking about the fish in the pond, especially the grilled fish they just ate is unsatisfactory.
An hour later, four brand-new water pumps were neatly placed on the shore.
Sun Zhaocai and Silly Zhu were sticking their buttocks out and playing with the water pump. One of them took over the tube, and the other refueled the water pump.
When Yang Jun saw this, he walked over with his hands behind his back, and without saying a word, he kicked each of them on the butt.
"Does this wasteful thing use a water pump like this?"
The two guys didn't move at all, still doing the work they were doing.
"Hey, Uncle Yang, wouldn't four water pumps be faster? You're not short of money anyway."
Silly Zhu said angrily: "We are afraid that you will be greedy, so we want to drain the water in the river quickly."
When Yang Jun heard this, his eyes almost rolled to the ceiling.
"I think it's you who are greedy, right?"
"Hehe, same, same."
Later, Yang Jun also joined them.
Today, on a whim, he thought Operation Qingtang was quite interesting.
One end of the pumping pipe is connected to the sewer and the other end is put into the river.
As soon as the water pump is started, it starts working.
This pond is not small. It is estimated to be four to five hundred square meters. If the water needs to be pumped, it will probably take two or three days to drain it dry.
When I originally dug this pond, I just wanted to make it bigger so I could catch fish and row boats, but now it takes a lot of effort to build it.
The sound of the water pump motor attracted a group of women and children. When they heard that Yang Jun was going to drain the water from the pond, they immediately showed interest, especially the little ones. They had never seen this kind of thing before.
In the scene, everyone is squatting by the river and looking at the water.
However, after watching it for a while, they lost interest.
The water surface was still the same, even though four water pumps were working at the same time, the water surface was not seen to drop.
"Hey, we won't be able to eat fish tonight."
Seeing that the water surface was motionless, Sun Zhaocai couldn't help but sigh.
Upon hearing this, Shazhu smacked his lips a few times, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
To be continued...