269. Chapter 269 He promises not to kill you
Situ Qinglang was helping Tianxin wash her injured leg. When he heard this, he flicked her wound directly.
Tianxin immediately took a breath and almost kicked his handsome face. She complained: "What are you doing?"
"You want to be a soldier? Are you crazy? The rain of swords, guns, and arrows is more painful than the one I knocked on you just now. You can't even bear this little pain, and you still want to be a soldier?" Situ Qinglang mocked.
Sweetheart immediately felt unhappy, what does this mean? It’s basically looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on them!
"Who is born with steel and iron bones and is not afraid of pain? I am not Wolverine!" She retorted sharply, "I don't believe you were not afraid of pain when you were a child!"
She pinched Situ Qinglang's arm hard, using the pinching method of picking up a small piece of flesh and turning it around. When she was a student, little girls often used this method to punish naughty boys.
Situ Qinglang was calm and calm, without batting an eyelid. The strength Tianxin exerted to suck the milk was less severe for him than a mosquito bite.
"I'm not Wolverine, but I can handle pinching better than you." Situ Qinglang pinched Sweetheart's calf, and she immediately cried out "Ouch".
Tianxin was depressed. Although she was indeed a little weak, couldn't she practice? She wasn't born with a golden bell, an iron shirt or anything like that!
"Let me try." she begged.
"No." Situ Qinglang flatly refused, leaving no room for negotiation.
Tianxin was extremely frustrated, feeling as if someone had poured cold water on her head. This stinky husband was out in the limelight every day, and she really wanted to get rid of harm for the people!
Situ Qinglang saw that she was silent, so he raised his head and met her sad eyes, staring straight at him, wanting to make him look guilty.
He stopped laughing and said, "Okay, why do you want to be a soldier? Tell me your reasons."
"Handsome!" Tianxin replied without hesitation, "Female soldiers are also very handsome!"
"Then let's just send you to the honor guard. All you need to do is goose-step. You are good at this."
"I'm not talking about the kind of handsomeness." Tianxin quickly explained, "I think it's very handsome to go on missions, catch enemies, protect people's safety, etc. like you."
Situ Qinglang washed her clean while listening to her unrestrained praise, and finally wrapped up his sweet-smelling little wife with a bath towel and carried her out of the bathroom.
"You only see the good side. It's not like you haven't had military training. Have you forgotten how painful the military training was?" While he was wiping her hair, he lost no time in pouring cold water on her hair.
"Forget about military training, okay..." Thinking of military training makes my sweetheart extremely depressed. She has done more than one or two embarrassing things!
"Okay." Situ Qinglang made his concluding remarks, "In short, no, don't even think about it. I won't let you become a soldier. This topic ends here."
He showed the absolute strength of a soldier in this kind of matter. Sweetheart could only obey and had no room to fight for it.
Situ Qinglang took off his clothes and went to take a shower, while Tianxin continued to wipe his hair angrily.
QQ was beeping on the tablet. She opened it and saw that it was a message from Ma Weiwei——
"Sweetheart, darling, darling! You are on the news! You are so handsome! You and Er Shao were on the QQ pop-up speaker! They said you worked together to defuse a bomb! It's like a man and a woman can work together without getting tired. This meme is so touching!"
Sweetheart replied weakly——
"I want to be a soldier."
Ma Weiwei immediately started scolding——
"Be your sister's soldier. It's great to be a lawyer. Money will go into your pocket just by talking. Do you like to wallow in the mud?"
Hey, Tianxin sighed, why doesn't anyone understand her feelings?
She continued to make her point -
"Don't you think Qinglang is handsome?"
Ma Weiwei immediately replied with a burst of blood——
"That's because he is handsome, so even if he becomes a village official, he will be rated as the most handsome village official in history."
Tianxin was completely depressed. She felt that Ma Weiwei was right, and she couldn't convince her at all...
Ma Weiwei continued typing——
"Anyway, you're popular. Maybe your school will give you a certificate when you come back. You're a celebrity, sweetie! Come back and give me an autograph! I won't interrupt you and the Second Young Master to have sex~"
"..." Tianxin was speechless, and at the same time she felt very overwhelmed. She was not ready for her name to appear in any news media!
Wait! She suddenly realized something bad - since the media had reported it, how did they announce her relationship with Qinglang?
She quickly searched for Qing Lang's name, and sure enough, the news titled "Colonel from a Mainland Special Forces Defuses a Deadly Bomb on the MTR Railway" occupied the front pages of major websites. Qing Lang's photo was very heroic and still had no blind spots at 360 degrees.
Well of course that's not the point at all, the point is...
She rummaged through line by line, and suddenly saw her name mentioned below - "Colonel Situ and his wife, Ms. Sweetheart*&*(&*@"
Miss?!
Please, please, I'm only 20 years old, I don't mind being called "Miss" at all, okay! And is it really okay for them to make their relationship with Qinglang public to the public like this?
She was uneasy because she originally planned not to announce her marriage to Qinglang until she graduated from college, which meant that their marriage was actually a secret one. She didn't want to become the focus of discussion at school.
However, this report directly exposed her completely. Of course, there was not much introduction to her, and the picture was the embarrassing and stupid photo of her pressed on the body of the bomb placement criminal, but none of this affected her.
Situ Qinglang's handsome face attracted the attention of click users.
Everyone who sees Situ Qinglang will see that he has a wife, and his wife is so ugly...
Tianxin feels that the school will know about this matter soon, and maybe her grandma’s relatives will also know about it. Just thinking about it makes her look like she’s grown up. How can she explain it...
After randomly opening a few reports, the comments were all praising his handsomeness and scolding himself for being mentally retarded.
Sweetheart closed the door angrily, her heart filled with sadness.
While she was feeling depressed, the girl with glasses’ QQ profile picture also lit up, and then the little penguin swayed, and she brought a bombshell——
"Sweetheart, there is no secret in the paper about your marriage. Now the whole school knows about it! The counselor asked me to tell you that when you come back next Monday, you should report to his office first. He promises not to beat you to death!"
"..." Sweetheart didn't know what to say.
Seeing that she only replied with a string of ellipses, the girl with glasses felt that she obviously did not realize the seriousness of the problem, so she added another sentence -
"The counselor was almost crying. You told him that you won the luxury seven-day trip to Hong Kong in the lottery and he believed you. Unexpectedly, you went to Hong Kong to defuse bombs. He said that he asked the chemistry department to make a few more bombs for you.
Chapter completed!