Chapter 403 The Master of Rehabilitation and Rhythm

Author: Guiyin

Chapter 403 The Master of Rehabilitation and Rhythm

"Have you watched the recent "Into the Supernatural"? Hahaha, it's classified as a popular science documentary. I was rolling on the ground laughing, hahaha."

"The truth of the world is revealed, the future Empress Caesar is actually a transcendent!"

"Have you noticed the voiceover of the interview with the emperor's eldest daughter? After my endless comparisons! I am 300% sure that this interviewer is Director Yan Lu Geyan himself!"

"The significance of the 'Eating Sugar to Salt Technique' is epoch-making. It breaks the conservation of chemical elements, atoms, electrons, charge conservation, valence conservation, and the law of energy conservation - Expert Group of the Special Research Group on 'Eating Sugar to Transform Salt Technique'

Team leader Cheng Xiaoyuan."

"The latest release from the master of rehabilitation, Yan Lu Ge, you won't know it until you see it, and you will laugh to death when you see it."

"The richest man, Yan, is really a planning wizard (laughing and crying)! But the eldest daughter of the emperor is so elegant! She can talk so elegantly even though she is serious and nonsensical!"

"The extraordinary beings exposed this time are so powerful and terrifying. I am now looking forward to the rise of new humans to occupy Planet Aquamarine (manual dog head)."

"..."

Yan Lüge sat with his legs crossed on the edge of the coast of a sub-island of the Black Rock Islands. While feeding the frigate birds with spirit fish, he read online comments one by one to the golden cat next to him.

"Look, netizens this year are quite accepting of extraordinary beings, aren't they?" Yan Lüge burst into laughter, "There are still people who want to invite extraordinary beings to rule the world, how about I go?"

Su Er VII shook his ears, tilted his head in a humane manner and showed a questioning expression: "?"

It still doesn’t quite understand those modern things, such as “online reviews”, “popular science documentaries” and “whole life”, but it does understand the last sentence of Yan Lü Ge.

It seems to ask: Really?

Yan Lüge laughed and rubbed the cat's head angrily: "Just kidding... I have no interest in doing this kind of thing, it's too much trouble.

"Ah, Xiaoqi, I feel like you're growing hairy! Your hand feels better and better!"

Sur VII: "Short-haired."

"Yes, yes, it's just short hair now, only about half a centimeter. It's not long enough, it's not soft enough to touch, and it's a little prickly."

"Growing."

"Huh? Will your hair grow longer again?"

"Yes."

"Will he grow up like a Maine Coon cat, a cute and fluffy cat?"

"……effort."

Zur VII, which initially only had a cat-shaped outline, now looks more and more like a real cat.

The originally hard golden body began to become soft, the face as stiff as a knife began to become vivid, and the pupils carved from white jade and lapis lazuli became more like the vertical pupils of a cat, and the size of the pupils could be adjusted according to the light and darkness.

It even grew eyelids, short hair and retractable claws.

I think after a while, it will turn into a little cat that is hard to distinguish between real and fake.

"By the way, I've given your golden scepter and bone snake whip to Research Department 3. Once the runes inside are engraved, I'll ask the Venerable to help you transform them into collars and cat bells."

"good."

"Wow, it's so refreshing? How about I engrave '10 Yuan for masturbation' on the collar?"

"good."

"Wow, do you agree with this? Xiaoqi, do you want to be so good-tempered? What if you are bullied in the future?"

"..."

The newly born spirit couldn't help but show a somewhat helpless expression.

It stretched out its paw and touched Yan Lüge's fingertips, transmitting a memory.

The scene in my memory happened recently. Yan Lüge was holding King Sur VII in his arms while watching "The Empress's Male Concubines Struggle for Favor" in a hotel in the Nile Federation.

In the play, the domineering Empress Gu Xize pinched the chin of the male concubine in the harem with one hand and smiled evilly: "No one dares to be so unreasonable to this king except you!"

This is what it wants to say.

Yan Lü Ge: "..."

Sur VII lowered his head and learned how to lick his paws as if nothing had happened.

Facts have proven that no matter how cold-looking a cat may appear, it has a rich inner world.

Yan Lüge held the 222-pound golden cat in his arms, grabbed a handful of small fish from the bucket with his tentacles, and threw it towards the group of chirping frigate birds.

One for each bird, no more and no less.

The frigatebirds, who had become accustomed to this feeding method, lined up to receive their share of fish, clumsily bowed their thanks to Yanluge, and then dispersed to enjoy their own food.

Yan Lüge blinked, and the sci-fi electronic vision in his left eye jumped, linking to the Blackstone Research Institute's intranet.

"Into the Extraordinary: Useless Extraordinary Powers: The Art of Eating Sugar and Turning into Salt" is incredibly popular, which means that everyone is full of expectations for this series. As long as the subsequent episodes do not collapse, the ratings will not be low.

Yan Lüge took a look at Tong Qingqing's plan and suggested topics for subsequent series.

Episode 2: "Into the Extraordinary: Useless Extraordinary Ability: "Pull a 3×3×3 cm Cube of Shit"", the material comes from the Tianzhou 101 Command Department.

Hey, it seems that Ms. Tong Qingqing has the same idea as him.

Director Yan also feels that this extraordinary ability is so useless that it can compete with the "sugar-to-salt technique" for the title of "most useless extraordinary ability".

He had hesitated for a long time when choosing the material for the first episode, but finally, on the advice of professional Tong Qingqing, he chose Shikodi, which has its own popularity and traffic.

But he is still very optimistic about this extraordinary ability!

Although I always feel that with the mystical style of Command 101, there is a high probability that Lao Zheng will not agree to his own extraordinary person being exposed like this...

Then don’t ask for opinions and broadcast it directly to him!

By the time he found out, it was a done deal, so he didn't dare come to the Blackstone Research Institute to make trouble.

Yan Lüge thought happily, then moved the focus of his eyes happily and selected Pass under the topic selection.

He continued to read.

Episode 3: "Into the Extraordinary: Useless Extraordinary Ability: "See-Through Eyelids"", the material comes from the Supernatural Countermeasures Class of Mulberry Island.

Episode 4:…

Ms. Tong Qingqing carefully selected a large number of useless extraordinary abilities from the database with a very professional vision.

Including but not limited to: you can make any flavor of grilled fish sauce spicy, but only the part of the grilled fish sauce that is in contact with the soil; you can make your nails change color to achieve the effect of applying nail polish, but the color change is

Randomly with a 50% probability of turning into shit yellow; can control a certain

A brand of computer monitor adjusts the contrast, but it can only be adjusted between 0 and 100; it can materialize a talking pink teddy bear, but no one can see it except you; it can speak proficiently

Pipixia language, but it will frighten Pipixia to death when he hears his voice...

After Yan Lüge looked around, he nodded with satisfaction.

The extraordinary abilities everyone has awakened are really useless.

The effect of the next program should be good enough.

Of course, from Yan Luge's point of view, some extraordinary abilities are not particularly useless, but can produce unexpected effects if used well.

For example, the ability of "seeing through eyelids" was used by the owner of the ability, Asano Kanazawa, to pretend to be blind and defraud a bunch of people out of their money.

But as a popular science program for the general public, the most important thing is visuality and interest, and everyone’s acceptance must also be taken into consideration, so that ordinary people will not feel disgusted and afraid of extraordinary people... There is no harm in choosing these.

His funny ability is the best.

As for whether the little liar Asano Kanazawa will be brutally beaten by the victim after being exposed...

Huh? What does that have to do with him? As the leader of an extraordinary organization, can’t he even handle such a small thing?

All the pleasant rhythmic songs were selected and approved.

In five minutes, Director Yan completed all the work today.

He lay down on his back on the beach, spreading his soft tentacles in all directions like a big octopus, lazily basking in the sun.

However, at this moment, Yan Lüge heard a rapid ringtone - his cell phone rang.

Since the newly installed electronic prosthetic eye was not connected to the auditory nerve and could not make calls, Yan Lüge had no choice but to bend his tentacles, take out the phone from his pocket, and press the answer button without looking at it.

He heard the irrepressible roar of the eldest daughter of the emperor across from him: "Words! Law! Song!"

Thanks to "Lao Yan loves spicy food" and "Xingyuan BOOM" for the reward~
Chapter completed!