89. Chapter 89: Some people say that Lao Zhao is the protagonist?
That night.
Lao Zhao carried a box of beer (there were several bottles of white beer in it), a cigarette in his mouth, and in his panda form invited Li Wei to have a drink on the rooftop upstairs.
From Levi's point of view, it had been nearly three months since he had had dozens of drinks with Lao Zhao, and it was very strange to think about it. In addition, he seemed to have been drinking heavily recently - he didn't think of giving it to Onimitz.
This seemingly stunning beauty bought a gift, but he brought back a bottle of wine for Lao Zhao.
On the bank of Yitong River in the distance, fireworks displays are sometimes held on the 10th, 30th and 30th of every month in midsummer. It happened to happen today, and Levi was really happy. On the roof of the building, which is always closed to anyone, he and the old man
Zhao Men bought dozens of bottles, and the wind blew through the buildings at night - it was really a good day.
What? The roof of the building is locked and not open to anyone. How did Lao Zhao and Li Wei get up there? Hey, they are already monks. Of course they jumped up by jumping across the water.
By the way, the shabby place where Li Wei lives is a very ordinary seven-story building. If he falls down, that's basically... that's all.
"Here, this is a bottle of wine that I brought back more than 80 years ago - it seems that the objects and things I brought back will become old. I don't know if you like this bottle of wine."
Li Wei handed over the 2018 Magburg red wine that Lao Zhao had been looking at for a long time.
"Hehehehe, you are worthy of being a brother. You are a real person." The panda stretched out his chubby little black-haired hands, and his cute and funny face was filled with smiles, matching the gorgeous fireworks rising from time to time in the background sky - Li Wei
They all feel like they are in a fairy tale world.
The panda collected the red wine sent by Levi and took care of it as if it were his beloved.
"Hey, brother, I'll do it first out of respect. You do whatever you want, you do whatever you want." Lao Zhao waved his little hand sideways, and without paying much attention, he easily peeled off the bottle of liquor glass.
He opened his mouth, poured it upside down into his extra-large cup, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Ha--" he let out a contented sigh and licked his lips twice, not caring that some of the wine had soaked his clothes.
"Ugh... you didn't say "You are free to do whatever you want" before - why, have you learned better recently?" Li Wei also imitated Lao Zhao, but his ability to cut bottle mouths was not as good as Lao Zhao -
In the eyes of outsiders, it is simply a cruel and inhumane Gudong.
"It's hard to be a good boy. The people in your army are quite good at drinking, but they won't admit defeat." Old Zhao sighed and said: "Usually when I drink with some old men downstairs, they are at least
I knew I should take it easy... Of course, those old men's children were not allowed to drink with me afterwards - but you don't know, during the week I went to your army... Well, most of them were filled with tears.
I feel tired and don’t love anymore.”
"Oh..." Helping Lao Zhao pour wine, Li Wei also filled a glass for himself.
"I've only been there for one day, and there were 17 people hospitalized for alcohol poisoning or similar reasons. If you can't drink, just don't drink. They had to come to me one-on-one. In the end, there was no one who didn't fall headfirst on the ground under the table.
. Boring, boring - I still have feelings for you, brother, it reminds me of the days of Pandaria."
"Hey hey hey, it's my pleasure -" Levi shook his head, letting the alcohol fill his body, and said: "If you have anything to do, just say it, brother, if I don't do it, it's because I am not loyal."
There are many things you cannot say while drinking.
Because being immoral after drinking is 100% false. If you are really drunk, it is impossible to even "stand up". But being immoral after drinking is 100% true, because Levi has seen the Nazi who drank too much.
Call yourself daddy.
"It's something... it's true." Lao Zhao wiped the sweat from his head... Wait, does Lao Zhao sweat when he drinks? At least not at first.
"talk."
"It's like this...you haven't been at home recently, haven't there been people looking for you? - the people you have always regarded as the dragon group..." Panda began to express his words tightly, and even stopped holding the cup in his hand.
"Don't mention it, don't mention it." Levi quickly shook his head and waved his hands. He was too busy to find a crack in the ground to sneak in: "This is simply a shameful play, it's so fucking stupid. Hurry, let's not talk about this."
"Oh, let's talk about me."
"Okay, tell me, Old Zhao." Levi suddenly became interested and said, "How did you manage to save the beauty with thousands of troops in an uninhabited country?"
"Er... Thousands of troops and so on, that's nonsense." After the panda thought for a while, he said seriously: "It is worth noting that the 'guns' in this world really make me scratch my head. The Golden Bell Cover
Basically, it can only play a small role. For my teammates, I can't even want to offer mercy and shelter. Alas... It's a pity that they are still lying in the hospital. Oh, I almost forgot to mention, those group of...
The Russians are so annoying.”
After thinking for a while, Lao Zhao coughed dryly and seemed to finally get to the point:
"Don't be angry if I tell you something... To put it bluntly, in my opinion, you humans are really... almost. First of all, the flesh grows in places it shouldn't. There are also general problems with height, hair and so on... cough
Well, that’s quite a shame.”
"Then what?"
"Then? There is no then." The panda man sighed and said: "Do you know how miserable this world is? There is no one like me... Don't talk about the pandas in the zoo, don't you like it?
Gorilla? Besides, you are eating monkey brains. Is this considered cannibalism? - So, in their army, those female humans are constantly with me. Doing this or doing that makes me almost bored to death.
It’s not only annoying, but also... painful, painful..."
Oh, your anger burns in the abyss, right?
"So...so I feel wrong. Those female warriors are really powerful, especially that Russian girl. It's so fucking annoying! They want me to accompany them around the clock because of their special status.
I've had enough! - So, um...well, can't you travel through time? How about you do me a little favor?"
"How can I help?"
"He means to let you go back to the past - well, it looks like it tastes good."
"Huh?" Li Wei and Lao Zhao were surprised to find that at some point, Miss Bronze Dragon was already standing pretty on the side - holding the red wine that Li Wei gave to Lao Zhao in her hand.
"How did you get here?" It's excusable that he didn't find the other party. Why didn't Lao Zhao find the other party?
"There are still people in this world who can travel through time and space independently, except for me." Onimitz played with the red wine, sniffing it from time to time, and then said to Levi with a satisfied look: "——Not yet
Do you understand? He plans to let you go back to a week ago and do everything on his behalf."
"This..." Li Wei looked at the vague eyes of the panda in front of him and didn't know what to say.
"I said, Lao Zhao, in my opinion, this opportunity of yours is almost a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... Well, look at it. Join a national secret organization, show your talents, be brave and decisive, be loved, and be respected by others."
Welcome from the girls - your life is almost complete. Let me ask you a question, what else are you dissatisfied with?"
"This is called [Life], mine is [Panda Life], this is the difference." Lao Zhao gave Li Wei a full glass of wine in a flattering manner and said: "This... Miss Onimitz is right, I can say that he is a very good person."
Ordinary ordinary pandas can't stand these things that humans do. Well, you should have done these things originally, but I did it for you. Come on, come on, just take a trip - those terrorists are very weak
Yes, you can get it done with a wave of your hand. Don’t worry——"
Levi has a feeling now.
Zhao Storm Spirit is his senior brother, and he is his second junior brother. It was a very clichéd plot in martial arts novels back then: before the senior brother died, the junior brother who had only one breath left to give in took his wife (in most cases he had not yet
Bang bang bang). And the junior brother got a cheap deal and acted like a good boy, looking embarrassed, making the senior brother even die in vain.
"Hey, why am I so embarrassed..."
"Please help me——"
"This... Well, if Onimitz is willing to help me open the door to time and space." Adrenaline was secreted crazily, and Levi said embarrassedly: "I will just do this favor for you, Mr. Zhao."
"I'm not Levi. He didn't help me in front of outsiders just now - my help was not in vain." Onimitz snorted and expressed his strong dissatisfaction: "What, you didn't give me a gift?"
, but brought him...a bully..."
It seemed that he was very dissatisfied with the unfair treatment he had received.
"This... Miss Onimitz, if you like it, please go there. Eighty-year-old wine..." Old Zhao looked distressed.
"Oh? Then I'm not welcome -" It was clearly what he wanted: "Eighty-year-old red wine, or a time and space collector's edition... Hehehe, I can have this. Oh, by the way, open the door, right? -
—Levi, you can go back to the closet seven days ago by yourself."
"……It's that simple?"
"It's that simple - after seven days, you will connect with the current you in time and space - by the way, if you don't travel back within thirty seconds, there will be two you in this time and space. Just wait until time and space collapse~
"
Looking at the watch on his wrist, the bronze dragon said: "Well, there are still 25 seconds..."
"...?!? You are talking about time and space fallacy!"
Chapter completed!