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535. Chapter 535: 533 Destroying the Three Views

Li Wei understood that Jaina is a middle school student. It is rare for a person to be a middle school student not a few years, but a middle school student for a lifetime!

At first, Li Wei thought Jaina was a little stupid, but later she felt that she was a little slouching. Finally, she felt that - what's going to make a fuss if I'm going to make a fuss?

However, Jaina finally looked at Levi's broken body, and then looked at her hair that seemed to have turned white. She compared the population of the Western Wilderness and the population of Theramore. The fucking degree of the alliance and the fucking degree of the tribe. She calmed down.

"I will still help you, Levi," said Jaina, lowering her head, "I brought my proud disciples, the mage army and a small number of people who followed me from Dalaran, and Kenreto's followers are basically there."

"..." Damn, it turns out that there is information, and I don't come to be the exiled government casually: "We always welcome friends. In the Mage Hall in Jinxiu Valley, you will meet many blood elves, high elves, dwarves, undeads and even secret night elves. To be honest, I was very surprised at first - the night elves actually have mages? Tsk, Illidan died unjustly!"

——Yili-dan—dead—really wronged—ah—

"No, I swear I absolutely have no idea about Jaina."

This is also a closed-door internal meeting.

In the command room of Shuangyue Hall, Li Wei was surrounded by more than 10 loyal girls. He was a girl who passed the 205,000-mile Long March. Three hundred meters away, there were a group of guards who turned a blind eye to the outside world and carried long spears and short swords. In this place, there were all kinds of family members and all kinds of funny people.

"There are only so many things that day. I'm sure some maid from your sect followed me-" Li Wei raised his hands and looked at the beauties around him who were increasingly troubled: "Everything I said is the truth - would you give me some free space?"

"Of course we trust you."

Bang! With a sound, Li Wei's mother-in-law, the great Arcane Master threw a cube box that looked like it had a cubic meter on the conference table. He ran over the strategic map on the conference table and crushed Stormwind City on the map: "So I made this according to the small method of being on the ground~ball~."

"..." I felt something was wrong when I mentioned the earth: "Uh...My mother-in-law, what are you going to make trouble? Stop making trouble, we..."

"Clang clang~~ Magic lie detector~~ Usually, the lie detector needs to connect the body, and make a recorder pen, etc. But this lie detector can be connected directly to the air. As for magic, I feel very touching just by putting these two words on it."

Cute mother-in-law, you can really do something for me!

"Oh?...Ali, you are very awesome." Chen Xing stared at the cube for a long time and said, "This thing is really amazing... is it true?"

"You can try it." Ellie patted the magic lie detector, and her little hands were having a rhythmic look: "My proud production, I came to Pandalia and brought it with me, so I made such a thing out. Come on, let's talk..."

"Oh, Sister Alice - you are so young and beautiful..." Chenxing began to know his life or death.

"Drop!" The lie detector rang.

"Kaba!" Li Wei's beautiful and shy mother-in-law, who was so beautiful (this word is really crazy), had the blue veins on her head at a visible speed. She came up on Chen Xing's head without hesitation - who was melee? Who was the long-range?

"What did you say? Shivana? Miss Morningstar!?" Ellie's hand was still stuck in mid-air.

"...I, I didn't say anything..." Chen Xing still didn't dare to hit his mother-in-law...

"Did!" Lie Tester, what are you going to do?

"Tsk, you deserve to marry a waste!" My mother-in-law, don't take off her anger like this, okay? - After another blow to Chenxing, it was probably because my father-in-law was away all year round: "Anyway, this thing is just an idea of ​​the inner world, it's not surprising. I said to my son-in-law - do you think I'm young?"

"My mother-in-law is beautiful and unparalleled in beauty." Li Wei quickly patted her, thinking to herself, stop making trouble, let's stop here today.

The lie detector didn't sound.

"Look, this is right - you scoundrels!" Ellie snorted and said, "It's your turn, tell me a lie?"

“…Serve the people wholeheartedly?”

"Ding ding ding ~~" Lie Tester began to show his power, and his voice was quite loud.

"For the new Soviet?"

"Ding ding ding ~~" Lie Tester revealed the truth, and his voice was much higher than the one just now.

"It's quite accurate!" Li Wei praised.

"That's natural. But there must be people here who are not convinced, right?" Ellie looked around, put her hands on her hips, and the master was domineeringly pointing out to Jiangshan: "No, let's talk about some secret news. For example... see how long your (silence) is?"

"Mom!!" Sylvanas shouted angrily, not looking very happy: "Stop making trouble!"

"Ahhaha... I'm also concerned about my daughter's sexual blessings. What are you afraid of? I'm totally concerned about my daughter~ definitely not to tease you..."

"Drop!" The lie detector rang.

There was silence in the presence.

"Ahem, 10 cm?" Ellie was lonely for many years, and the days that made people feel very annoying were endless. Her husband continued to disappear. It was really tm@#¥!! So she planned to make trouble for Li Wei's shortcomings.

"…uh, right..."

The lie detector continues to output.

"Tsk, don't tell the truth...15?"

"...Almost." The lie detector continued to explode at a high rate, but the sound of the lie detector was significantly reduced.

"What's the matter with this? Asians should be good Asians-?"

"Yeah..." continues to ring.

“25…”

With a "dong!", the undead queen was finally not willing to be lonely and pulled out the sword from her waist. She said to her mother with murderous aura: "Mom, your lie detector is very accurate! If you dare to ask, I will really cut it with one sword!"

"Ha...ahhahaha...what are you going to do unfilial daughter? Are you kidding?" Mother and daughter who look like sisters are the most loving.

Unfortunately, the lie detector did not sound.

"...Hill! I'm your mother, I'm not afraid..." Before my mother-in-law finished speaking, the lie detector shook the earth.

——Benefits——Time—

Sylvanas left disdainfully (blushed) and all the girls shook (after learning that all pandas were like this). The rest also ran away shamefully—

"Tsk, young people are really no joke." Ellie said disdainfully: "I'm here to ask you about Jaina."

"I have no idea about her." As soon as Li Wei finished speaking, the lie detector rang faintly.

"Uh... OK, but I will never make a principled mistake." This time the lie detector didn't sound - "Haha... To be honest, even if you choose your mother-in-law, you are much better than that Jaina!"

... Waited for a long time.

Lie Tester, you tm sounded twice!

"Li Wei! Do you know that I'm very angry now? Do you think real life is a rigorous h novel? I warn you, don't think you'll be done with a few nice words!" Ellie looked very angry.

The lie detector rang.

"...Don't think I like you very much if I grow older..."

The lie detector continues to output.
Chapter completed!
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