42. Chapter 42: 42 Two fake girlfriends
"Don't be ridiculous, I'm a human. The two over there are elves from legend! They are so beautiful that they are as long and almost immortal as immortals. In comparison, I can die in a blink of an eye, which is almost impossible.
Yu Bing’s Summer Insect——”
In the end, Li Wei did not take two elves with him whose existence was a disaster for the country and the people. Usually when they go out on the street, there will be traffic jams and hordes of gangsters. If this comes to his class reunion, and there are two of them...
For him, when the elves come to him, it is like a dream and an illusion. He is within reach, but out of reach.
I really want one, elf. Even if I know that I will not survive one ten millionth of his life, I still want one!
Oh, by the way, I once heard a joke: It was said that a family imprisoned an elf. The older brother used it for his younger brother, and the grandfather used it for his grandson. It lasted for several generations, and it was exhausting for several generations. The elf laughed hard.
at last.
...Hehehehe, this story educates us - comparing lifespan with elves is really asking for death.
If it's a little later, buses '8 and 17 will be gone, and I'll have to run to the stadium to back up! Your sister, you'll have to spend more on a taxi again.
When you go out and take the bus, this is your life.
Living together for nearly half a year has given Li Wei a sense of habit.
Getting used to it...
It was so natural to bring two elf girls to attend my classmate's son's full moon party, it felt like an ethereal pleasure.
"Congratulations."
Entering a large hotel that hosts wedding banquets and various banquets, I went to the parents of my classmates. I had never met them several times in my life, but I still had to stuff two old people's heads into red envelopes and hand them to them.
"We rejoice together -"
Obviously, the other party gave birth to a son, and the two elderly people in the family were laughing almost from ear to ear. Of course, there is another thing worth explaining here - the other party did not care about these red envelopes at all, but just added some festive colors to them.
It is said that the father of this classmate of Li Wei is a veteran cadre of a certain military. If there is no accident, Li Wei will probably never know what happened in his lifetime. Now the old man is sixty-five years old and has a grandson in his arms.
He started his retirement life as a veteran cadre with due diligence.
Although he is a relegated figure, [it is said] he was also a famous figure who climbed out of Laoshan Shidui. The older generation supported him, and he also supported many younger generations. Naturally, General Lu led him
With interpersonal relationships full of pitfalls, I have to take a back seat. When I speak, there are still people who listen. When I curse, there are still people who are afraid.
This classmate of his is called Lu Wenhou. Mr. Lu's idea back then was that his son could be like Lu Bu Fengxian, a brave and invincible general and a mighty general. Unfortunately...the idea is good, but the reality is cruel. In this life, "
"Lord Wen Hou" is indeed tall and powerful, but his weight also comes with it. Ever since they knew each other since childhood, Li Wei's visual inspection of him has never been more than two hundred.
Nowadays, she can be regarded as a successful person. It is said that she has found a well-matched beauty to give birth to a child by relying on family affairs and the like.
Mr. Lu now has a good spiritual and material harvest. In his leisurely days, he has begun to embrace his grandson and become an idiot grandpa.
——These are all small episodes, and they basically only have a relationship with Li Wei of 200 yuan in red envelopes. Other than that—the son is not his, the grandson is not his father, is it none of his business?
"Huh..." Every time he came to the door of the wedding banquet, Li Wei felt a burst of pain. The pressure was huge, his blood pressure increased, and his pupils dilated.
In simple terms.
"Alas...are you jealous?" Suddenly, a familiar and gentle voice beside him rang.
...Hey, hey, hey, [envy, jealousy, hatred], no matter how you listen to this sentence, you can’t say it means gentleness?!?!
"Eh?" Levi looked back suddenly, almost frightening him.
"You...wind whisper?! Morning star?!" Looking at the two smiling little women, Li Wei felt a lot of pressure.
"Of course it's us - otherwise who do you think would accompany you to a place like this?" Chenxing put on a baseball cap and covered her mouth, with a triumphant little girl's smile on her face.
"Didn't I ask you to stay at home?!" Levi hurriedly looked around, and sure enough, these two women, regardless of whether they were older or younger, had the same terrifying attraction.
There is already a tendency for traffic jams around the banquet hall.
"Aha, you want to imprison a great archdruid?"
"And another death knight?"
"It's really asking for death."
"That's right."
"..." Levi stared blankly at the two men, one large and one small, one high and one low. They were truly... mortal enemies. It felt like the cooperation between these two people had really improved over the past six months. "You...
It seems like we have a good relationship?"
Levi asked a question they had asked when they first traveled through time.
"What did you see with that eye?" x2.
"...Okay, okay." These two elves... Levi covered his head, feeling that he had always been unlucky. Although his life had been ruined by the two elves. However, his social circle
Here, we must not be destroyed by these two elves again!: "-You guys go home now. It can't really be like the joke at home - I brought two beautiful foreign girls as girlfriends
Right? Are you kidding me?"
"Eh? - That's really weird." The blood elf put his hands on his hips, not caring about the hungry wolf-like eyes of the men around him, and joked in Queras: "I'm a blood elf, you think I can
Do you have the same concerns as you?"
"I'm even more worried!" It was also in Queras. Levi felt that it was fortunate that it was in Queras, otherwise it would have been very embarrassing: "I have two girlfriends..."
"Are you feeling happy? Humans?" The night elf seemed to know the basics. He patted Levi on the shoulder and said: "——Don't be kidding, I have lived for ten thousand years. Men and other things, I... know,
Too much!"
It's really cool.
But this……
"It doesn't matter to the blood elves, it doesn't matter, it's just one day anyway." The blood elves looked very indifferent: "Our blood elves' aesthetic and life views are different from yours. I don't care, so what are you afraid of?"
"Me!..." Of course I'm afraid! This is related to the issue of reputation - but, eh.
It would be strange if you didn't feel secretly happy, right?
Well, that's what men are like! - Levi found a good reason for himself.
"Okay, okay." Li Wei pretended to be speechless. In fact, the two elves had lived with him for six months, and they were so interesting to him...Li Wei was still very relieved and happy.
"Then, we have agreed - two girlfriends, don't make a mistake."
"——Don't raise your tail too high!"
Chapter completed!