As mentioned above, the more wine you drink, the thicker it gets, and the more money you play, the thinner it becomes. This is the golden and silver truth that many people have acquired due to gastroptosis, cerebral congestion, and gastroptosis.

I have never drunk 52 or 62 proof wine in my life, and after blowing three bottles in a row, this Pandaren Monk Brewmaster, who is said to be the most famous in Pandaria, has already begun to call Li Wei his brother.

"It is said that there is also a small group of pandaren in Ironforge. They have a close relationship with the Dark Iron dwarves because their hobbies are similar, including wine and adventure. It's just that the pandas' tempers are so good that they are outrageous -

—”

Levi is so smart when it comes to drinking. After many experiences, he already knows the true meaning of drinking - don't drink anything. Never take a sip unless you have to. Even if you drink, put a sponge on your sleeve and vomit if you can.

.

This is the golden and silver truth that Levi almost gained from gastroptosis, brain congestion and alcohol poisoning.

Next to him, the night elf looked at the alcoholic Pandaren and said something else thoughtfully. However, Levi was doing a very important part of interpersonal relationships - drink, drink, drink! So,

I don't have much thought at all to pay attention to the beautiful women who I would never let go of.

"Let me tell you that he is your little brother, Lao Zhao." Under the influence of alcohol, Li Wei began to chatter, pretending to be a 'big man': "Old Zhao, you have just come to our world, and you are not familiar with the place. Others.

I dare not say that if you have my share of what you need for food and drink, you will not miss your share. You are also welcome to drink—"

You have to live on earth anyway, so you might as well stay with me so that I can rest assured. If you only drink alcohol all day long, it will really save time and trouble.

"Brother Li, right? You think so much of me, Lao Zhao, that I really recognize him! - Burp - These meals are really delicious, and the cooking method is also very unique. I like them very much! - Burp - I just arrived in your world

, it’s so funny to be treated like this by you. If nothing else, the two hundred kilograms on my old Zhao’s body are left here. If you have anything, tell me, old Zhao. The four spirits bear witness, and the green dragon guides my path.

In the name of justice, I am happy to serve."

The Brewmaster monk beat his chest loudly, as if he would go through fire and water without hesitation. No matter what he promised at the wine table, don't take it seriously. But... I don't know why, but what the panda said seemed to be true.

Especially at the wine table.

The wine was still flowing, and there were seven or eight drinks on the table. Seven or eight bottles of white wine were still on the table, most of which were blown in by the pandas. Li Wei was panicking when he looked at it. What if?

Even if you die, you will have to be shot - a national treasure, this guy is a national treasure!

However, should we say that he is worthy of being the legendary wine master?

Apart from a little fluttering under my feet and hiccups from wine, it seemed like nothing serious was wrong.

Even thinking is not a big deal.

"This world is really wonderful... Hiccup... You said that the other, oh, my compatriots who have 'traveled' from different continents are from different continents, and they are all 'Western civilization'?... Well, I am more like you.

Are you from the same hometown? This needs to be confirmed. The technological civilization of this world is really developed to an astonishing level. The most popular profession among us Pandaren is the brewing master, followed by the craftsman and the warrior monk... Hiccup... I have to learn it when I have time.

If you can return to Pandaria, I will be welcomed... It seems that you have anything else to say?"

Drunken eyes are sparse, but the Pandaren's eyes are quite cunning.

After all, most of the time people fight in a drunken state.

"Well, I heard what you meant. There are also animals like pandas in your world?" Levi chose his words carefully.

"That's right." Old Zhao nodded, sighed, and said: "My family only has one. Unfortunately, I like to travel far, so I kept it in someone else's house. Now... ha, it doesn't look like mine anymore.

There is nothing I can do, but unfortunately there is nothing I can do.”

"Then, our world is different." Li Wei gave a wry smile and said: "Due to various reasons (I dare not say that humans kill them), in our world, only our country has wild pandas. Moreover,

Their numbers are extremely rare, and they have reached the point where the country must protect them. Humans once hunted and killed two wild giant pandas. At that time, the whole country was in an uproar. The poachers were shot, and those who bought panda skins were sent to prison before they died of old age.

There is no hope of coming out.”

"I...fuck! Isn't this too cruel?" Lao Zhao's eyes widened, and his ~ooo~ expression became even more interesting: "...But, I don't know why, but I feel a little happy in my heart."

"..." This panda man is so direct, and he is easy to talk to: "Well, actually, as long as you take two steps on the street, you will be directly defined as a national treasure by two huge gold-lettered signs."

"Oh...Eh?!" He didn't realize anything at first, but when he thought about it carefully, Lao Zhao was shocked.

"The symbol of peace, honesty, and cuteness is the giant panda. Having said so much, it actually means one thing: there are no other humanoid creatures in our world. You see, these are all elves around me.

." Li Wei pointed at the female elves aside and waved.

Several female elves on the side ignored him at all and were eating and drinking at another table discussing their great achievements in overthrowing the Lich King.

Well, recently it feels like they like to talk about the past more and more, and they feel like they are resting on their laurels.

"You, be careful when you go out in the future."

"Well, everyone seems to like it very much today..." Old Zhao remembered that when he first traveled through time, so many people were watching him on the crossroads.

"That's because there are no other humanoid creatures in this world. Instead, everyone is so numb that they regard you as a performer in a puppet suit. If you think about it carefully, when I pulled you away, wasn't it?

Did you talk a lot about finding steps?"

"Sigh... Could it be that I can't go out anymore...?"

"That's not true." Levi chuckled and took out a gem from his jacket pocket.

"Here, I'll give this to you."

"This... I can't have it." Old Zhao looked at the jewelry inlaid with precious stones and shook his head firmly: "It's too expensive."

"...This is called [Deception Orb], and it is specially used to transform other humanoid creatures into humans." Li Weixin said that there are good people these days... Well, there are so many good pandas, and he met one.

Well, in the future, we decided to use the same unit of measurement for pandas as humans, and talk about "individuals".

Elves?—or “only”!—only know how to cause trouble for themselves.
Chapter completed!