194. Chapter 194 Chapter 193 Witty
As far as Li Wei knows, there are supportive and funny actors in crosstalk, and the purpose is to achieve better funny effects, and to make everyone laugh. There are also people who specialize in directing everyone to laugh—there are also in the United States, and there are quite a lot of them.
The most powerful black man in the world in front of him always says a joke that is not very funny, or smiles brightly with white teeth, there are always some senators or consultants around him, with shockingly loud laughing, and his expressions and movements are extremely exaggerated - it is to tell everyone a clear signal: if you laugh, don't give me any face, you should laugh.
Some people say that they are the leader of a country, how could they meet him casually? However... It is said that the summit of N countries was held on his hilltop, and he would actually refuse to meet with any head of state for the reason of [no time]. Four of the five rogue countries were extremely dissatisfied with him - because this old man actually went to participate in an entertainment program and met the actors and stars of popular sitcoms!
——Of course, this boss has time to accompany Li Wei, or ask Li to show him. In an appropriate tone, he asked him if Li would like to have a small green card.
——Li Wei refused on the grounds that his family was old and old.
When he was poor two or three years ago, no one would come to help him, or there were only two elves who were gradually with him, willing to be with a fool boy from that time. Now that he has achieved some small achievements in his field, he has begun to win over his own people (maybe there is no question) and he will definitely not be at ease!
Of course, I didn’t feel too excited when I saw this old black Li Wei, but the others around him followed him to heaven.
Max and Caroline.
I hope everyone still remembers them, of course it doesn’t matter if they don’t. They have their own lives and Li Wei basically don’t have much intersection. Li and they are just passers-by in life, and they don’t have a chance to meet again after they leave.
Li Wei was just very "specialized" to help the young women who started their own businesses.
He didn't know which noble man he could help, but he was a noble man of Max and Caroline. Although he was already very famous in the Celestial Kingdom, he only appeared as a martial artist who was [can fight]. At most, he was a powerful force and could not be described in words. However, when he arrived at the most powerful capitalist country, he became a [hero].
He said that he liked to eat the small cakes made by Max and Caroline the most. It is said that in less than ten minutes, Max and Caroline received three funds from partnership funding, one by one, one by one, and one by one, from Caroline's relatives and those who didn't know were all.
——Damn, why don’t the evil American imperialism know how to praise himself for 300 billion US dollars? What’s the point of throwing himself into a certificate and a medal? Did you sell him for five dollars when you go home and throw him into Panjiayuan for five dollars per pound?! Stingy!
As the world's number one immigrant country, it is full of people from all over the world, and most of the language and skin colors are in opposite directions and are very different. Black, white and yellow are all over the streets, including British, French, German, Italian, African, Korean, Japanese, and even Chinese and their descendants. As an international super metropolis, Washington is naturally a mixture of fish and dragons.
Of course, take Chinese as an example - if you want to integrate into the Western society, you have to do more Western than Westerners. This is a matter of no choice and a matter of distress. For example, you can't speak Chinese and you can't just say it casually. Those who believe in Buddhism (most of them don't believe anything) go to draw a cross. For example, the old Taoist went out to draw a cross and recite the Bodhisattva of the Virgin Mary and the Ming Dynasty.
It is indeed rare that Li Wei, who has become the so-called hero in their eyes when he comes to the United States, can't speak a single English and can't recognize a Spanish letter!
Haha, the embassy is in chaos, do you know? - But these are not under Li Wei's jurisdiction, he just needs to go to the headache after returning to China.
Such a big murder, imprisonment, and cult incident occurred at the foot of the emperor of the imperial capital, which naturally received attention from all parties - but the result was unexpectedly ended in a hurry, and it was considered a cult incident, and the matter was covered in a coffin.
After he was learned from the world's No. 1 Lao Hei, he was about half a day after he was about to learn from. Tianchao's News Broadcast broadcasted his own affairs at 7 o'clock in the evening.
At around 5 a.m. in the United States (after 7 p.m. in China), Li Wei was sleeping soundly in the fragrance of dreams. He was suddenly awakened by a cool breeze behind his neck! The back of his neck seemed to be threatened by a sword of Damocles, and he suddenly jumped out of the bed.
The world seemed to become blurred. Sylvanas's voice, appearance and smile seemed to be in front of him. Although he was a dead person on his face, it was so beautiful that Li Wei was suffocated (the lover's eyes came from Xi Shi's perspective). Fengyu's gentle tone came from the unique natural wild beauty of the night elves. The morning star's lively and gorgeous feeling filled with youthful atmosphere.
Li Wei slept with a misunderstanding. He had a bad physical problem: he got up a little bit stronger. In addition, the blows were quite big these days, and he was unable to find someone or solve his "my own problems" by himself, which was somewhat depressing.
"You..." Li Wei smiled self-deprecatingly. How could these three people come over on the other side of the earth? Did they finally sell Liras and raise enough money for the air ticket?
It seems that I have thought about it on the day and dream about it at night.
"Let's take a break together when you come..." Then, Li Wei waved his hand in a daze, spread his arms, and hugged all three elves close to him. Such a wonderful and real touch: his left hand wrapped around Feng Yu's sexy and plump figure, his right hand wrapped around Chen Xing's waist, and the familiar body from Queen Xi in the middle was the fragrant body.
He fell heavily into his luxurious double bed.
To be honest, Li Wei had already woken up at this time.
A cold sweat came out from his back! Because the touch was too real, the three more and more intense breathing sounds and strange auras on the opposite side gradually emerged.
"I'm not dreaming... I miss you so much..."
Li Wei had an idea! He turned his strong desire into a strong sense of family affection. It was like a person who had escaped from death hugging his former relatives and comrades-in-arms, and said, "Are I really dreaming? I can see you again..."
To describe Li Wei’s true thought at this moment in a more precise way, it is: I am so smart!
certainly……
This is indeed a real idea.
Why did it feel like I went to Azeroth twice this time? I survived twice - and was seriously polluted by my mental contamination.
"I thought I was dead..." He hugged the three elves' hands and hugged them tighter and harder: "If it's a dream, don't wake up again."
The atmosphere was a bit ambiguous, and Li Wei closed his eyes and dared not open it, or was enjoying this rare time.
And the three elves were a little embarrassed.
It seems that since Azeroth has recorded, I have never heard of a human being able to hug three elves alone (of course, many dark history does not count). These three elves are somewhat willing, and they have never been!
"It's not the last episode of the eight o'clock stage, so don't treat yourself as the lord of the harem? - You are still alive, and... Thank you for your hard work." Sylvanas reacted immediately and broke the embarrassment. How could she endure the [herited] man hugging the other two women?
Of course, she also knew the relationship between them - she was afraid only when she knew it!
He suddenly asked Levi's arms, and Queen Xi almost rode on Levi's waist and pushed Levi aside. The other two elves were on the other two sides, and the four of them looked at each other strangely.
"This is the enjoyment of hugging left and right?" The big druid said something, and immediately laughed, finding a way out for the embarrassing self.
"That's a bargain, it's a human." Chen Xing pretended to be casual, but he was still the same as the other two, and refused to leave the [territory] first.
Li Wei's position took a little sharp turn.
"Hey?-you..." He was indeed surprised and asked immediately: "It's really you? I'm not dreaming?-Why are you back here?"
"Science and technology have advanced. Under violence and threats, these two things are indeed the best catalysts for the progress of 'civilization'." Queen Xi sighed and looked at the two elves on both sides with a calm look in the corner of her eyes - confirming that they had no movement, she did not act rashly: "You seem to have suffered a huge blow, so we can't rest assured, so let's take a look, but... you seem to be doing well."
As he said that, he seemed to have checked Li Wei's body.
"Oh, thank you for your concern, it's not bad." Li Wei was really embarrassed now, and the atmosphere in the room was extremely ambiguous. The three little hands seemed to be outdone and were a little bit wide on his body. Is this skin color going to open a dyeing shop? White, blue and purple - it's simply unbearable, and he dares to twitch his body! What does this mean? Are you all female hooligans?
Chapter completed!