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17. Chapter 17 17 Female elves on the battlefield of the earth(1/2)

The nickname of Druid is Druid. Since there is only one Great Druid on earth, there is no semicolon in this family. Therefore, Druid is also the nickname of Night Elf Tedamia Windwhisper.

The abbreviation of death knight is dk (deathknight). Since there is only one death knight in the world, he is an innocent person and can be replaced as a fake. Therefore, dk is also the abbreviation of blood elf Shyvana Morningstar.

The abbreviation of Levi is still Levi. Considering that there are about more than seven billion animals on the earth, the number is so large that it can cause trypophobia - however, both Wind Whisper and Morning Star habitually call Levi "human being"

.

So, what kind of life does a very ordinary human being on this earth experience?

These two elves were born with the label of causing harm to the country and the people. They were born in the Xia Dynasty, which made Bao Si unemployed, and were born in the Shang Dynasty, which made Daji retire. They just walked on the street like this, and naturally had an almost unparalleled turn-around rate. Although

A man used the Orb of Deception and turned himself into an ordinary human being. But as mentioned above, that sexy figure and outstanding height naturally make normal men have impulses - it seems quite natural for men to have impulses.

.

The blood elf death knight seemed to be simpler. She did not use the Orb of Deceit. She put the small straw hat she had bought at a high price on her head. Her two elf ears were completely covered and she was very casual.

Moreover, these two people didn't seem to care much about the unscrupulous looks of the male creatures on the street.

It didn't matter that there weren't many people when I came out of the community. There were only two or three kittens on the road who showed extreme respect for the great druid Feng Yu next to them. The cats and dogs were all quiet as if they were dead cats and dead dogs, while Feng Yu

Yu also held her head high as if reviewing an army, striding forward like a model.

Until Levi had to call her from behind - and told the other party that her legs were too long. She could almost catch up with the petite blood elf next to her in two steps. Why were she walking so fast...

height difference.

When these two people walked on the street and accepted the attention of human men, it was like a traffic jam. Fortunately, we are all adults and will not lose our minds just because a woman is so beautiful.

They just lost their humanity.

The originally two-way flow of people began to undergo magical changes. Anyone with normal eyesight could see the 1.9-meter tall lady. Even if they didn't notice it at first glance, they would look back and glance at her like a lion wagging her head. Finally,

It triggered a group incident——

The flow of people was centered on these two girls, flowing back and forth.

Until, Levi, who was feeling a bit of a target, couldn't stand the naked looks from all the men: "Are you worthy? Why are you between two beauties?". Based on the fact that other people's pain is his own happiness, he was quite enjoying it at first.

He gradually couldn't hold on to this kind of pleasure. He could only quickly take the two elves and escape from the "accident scene" - and rushed into the store that had been agreed in advance.

Then, an even more terrifying battle began.

It is said that thousands of years ago, the world was in a matrilineal clan. Men didn’t know where to eat, so they could only make soy sauce. From that era, women’s fighting blood had begun to awaken. But later I felt that if

If they continue to be so strong, men will become extinct. So God placed a curse on them, bleeding regularly every month or something. Then they sealed the DNA and sealed many, many things before they were forced to let men come forward. If you don’t believe it, you can recall it.

Girls before entering junior high school have a very high fighting ability. It is common for them to be stuck in the men's bathroom during the whole class...

No matter what, the glory of this fighting race is gone. However, in our lives, we can still see some terrible skills that God has not been able to seal.

For example, once they enter the shopping mode... Then, fight until it hurts. No matter how delicate a girl is, she can turn into a ruthless tiger in an instant.

That combat effectiveness index is terrifyingly astonishing.

What also surprised Li Wei was that it seemed that in another world, even the female elves who did not look completely human were still very powerful in combat.

For example, right now, I clearly don’t have two four-digit numbers in my pocket, but I still have to go to the five- or six-digit display cabinets and look at them non-stop.

And it attracted nearly three figures of men to look at her with dog eyes.

In fact, they just came to buy a backpack that they had already decided to buy with only one grid, but they had to spend a whole day shopping in the high-priced clothing section.

What a mathematical miracle.

"Ah... look, you can actually do this. Are all designers on earth monsters?" (Note 1)

"Well, if you look carefully, the decoration on the right side is too thin. What is the designer doing? It's not very interesting - is this the way blood elves appreciate it? It's very boring." (Note 2)

"You're weird! Look at this one, it's red, it has horns, and it's three times the price - this is how blood elves appreciate it." (Note 3)

Watching the two elves talking about earth language tutorials from the Internet, Levi felt awkward in his heart. Especially when he saw the waitress wearing the same clothes as OL looking at him with a triumphant look.

Two foreign girls who kept talking in Chinese kept recommending this brand and that style.

Levi felt that if he didn't say anything, even if the two elves on the opposite side sold his kidneys, he would still buy the clothes recommended by the salesman. Even though he had sold both of his kidneys, he would still buy the clothes.

Sorry.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you two doing?" Levi interposed between the clerk and the two elves, gesticulating and saying in High Elf Tongue: "Where did you learn your earth language expertise?"

Just like the Chinese language we have been talking about, the life channel that bundles three lives is a two-way street. Therefore, Levi's High Elvish is countless times better than his English scores.

"Eh... I accidentally clicked on this website when I first traveled through time." Chenxing was stunned for a moment, and then said in High Elvish: "It's called bili and ac - to be honest, the way you earthlings speak is really weird.

However, I quite like it, it’s so funny, hahaha..."

"You traveled through time for three months and you only read those boring websites?"

"No, I still read your news portal, but that's more boring." The blood elf sighed, with an impatient look on his face: "Don't bother us to pick out clothes, okay?"

"I...let me remind you three things. First: you are here to conquer the earth; second: if you don't conquer the earth, you are just here to buy a cheap backpack; third: when you talk about the earth, please talk about Azerla.

How about Si's topic? Stop using those otaku languages ​​​​that I don't even know. Is that the earth's language? "

"Is this the topic of Azeroth?" The night elf switched back to Earth language and smiled, expressing his understanding.

"Sin'dorei, look - the design of this dress reminds me of the palace designer from long ago. Who was he called... Oh, it seems to be called Karl, isn't it? It's for that trouble-making Aisa of yours

Queen La specially designs clothes."

The archdruid picked up the original piece of clothing and began to judge it left and right.

"Yes, Kaldorei, we did enjoy court designers when we were all high-ranking nobles. But, who made you revolt? - Look, this dress is like Sargeras, burning and burning.

." The blood elf death knight also held his head high, with a noble and cool look on his face.

"The Burning Legion is not all flammable, okay? Although, we did use the World Tree to make them burn -" The Arch Druid put the clothes back on the hanger and glanced at it seemingly bored, [accidentally]

I found a red bag that a certain blood elf had "always" wanted: "Only that small bag seems a bit interesting. The design is a bit like the broken roof of Silvermoon City, and it is the same as your blood elf battle flag. It is red.

Yes, it’s good to take it back as a decoration. There’s nothing else good to see, so forget it, I’ll just stick with that one.”

Having said that, the two elf girls looked quite disdainful and went to pay with the backpacks they had been eyeing for a long time.

"Ugh...which country are they from?" On the side, the clerk who just couldn't get in a word asked beside Li Wei.

"Ah... no matter which country it is, it's like a different world, isn't it? - from the planet Azeroth."

"Hahaha... That's really interesting. However, their Chinese is really good." The clerk sounded very interesting: "But, what country is Azeroth? Northern Europe?——

Well, from what they were discussing just now, it sounds like there was an internal fight among the nobles. Could it be that they are here because of political asylum?"

"Nordic? - Pfft, the accent sounds like he came to seek refuge in the Northeast."

Note 1: The original text is: Are all federal technicians monsters?

Note 2: The original text is: The barrage on the starboard side is too thin, what is the gunner doing?

Note 3: Red horned triple speed, Char's way of appreciating it.

Note 4: Please update, please recommend, please collect. The nickname of Druid is Druid. Since there is only one Great Druid on the earth, this is the only family, and there is no other semicolon. Therefore, Druid is also the night elf Tydamia.

?A pet name for Fengyu.

The abbreviation of death knight is dk (deathknight). Since there is only one death knight in the world, he is an innocent person and can be replaced as a fake. Therefore, dk is also the abbreviation of blood elf Shyvana Morningstar.

The abbreviation of Levi is still Levi. Considering that there are about more than seven billion animals on the earth, the number is so large that it can cause trypophobia - however, both Wind Whisper and Morning Star habitually call Levi "human being"

.

So, what kind of life does a very ordinary human being on this earth experience?

These two elves were born with the label of causing harm to the country and the people. They were born in the Xia Dynasty, which made Bao Si unemployed, and were born in the Shang Dynasty, which made Daji retire. They just walked on the street like this, and naturally had an almost unparalleled turn-around rate. Although

A man used the Orb of Deception and turned himself into an ordinary human being. But as mentioned above, that sexy figure and outstanding height naturally make normal men have impulses - it seems quite natural for men to have impulses.

.

The blood elf death knight seemed to be simpler. She did not use the Orb of Deceit. She put the small straw hat she had bought at a high price on her head. Her two elf ears were completely covered and she was very casual.

Moreover, these two people didn't seem to care much about the unscrupulous looks of the male creatures on the street.

It didn't matter that there weren't many people when I came out of the community. There were only two or three kittens on the road who showed extreme respect for the great druid Feng Yu next to them. The cats and dogs were all quiet as if they were dead cats and dead dogs, while Feng Yu

Yu also held her head high as if reviewing an army, striding forward like a model.

Until Levi had to call her from behind - and told the other party that her legs were too long. She could almost catch up with the petite blood elf next to her in two steps. Why were she walking so fast...

height difference.

When these two people walked on the street and accepted the attention of human men, it was like a traffic jam. Fortunately, we are all adults and will not lose our minds just because a woman is so beautiful.

They just lost their humanity.

The originally two-way flow of people began to undergo magical changes. Anyone with normal eyesight could see the 1.9-meter tall lady. Even if they didn't notice it at first glance, they would look back and glance at her like a lion wagging her head. Finally,

It triggered a group incident——

The flow of people was centered on these two girls, flowing back and forth.

Until, Levi, who was feeling a bit of a target, couldn't stand the naked looks from all the men: "Are you worthy? Why are you between two beauties?". Based on the fact that other people's pain is his own happiness, he was quite enjoying it at first.

He gradually couldn't hold on to this kind of pleasure. He could only quickly take the two elves and escape from the "accident scene" - and rushed into the store that had been agreed in advance.
To be continued...
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