138. Chapter 138: 138 Respect the Elders and Don't Stimulate Them
Li Wei stared at her eyes and passed one night. The mental pollution has been serious recently, one after another. Li Wei felt that he was only one step away from going crazy.
My san value is dangerous...
(San value, that is, sanity, translated as [reason]. The definition in Cthulhu mythology, if you see the indescribable horror and hear the whisper of the evil god, the san value will be zero - people will go crazy.)
However... it is said that the big druid in his family and a certain death knight have formed a group to fight these indescribable horrors... Haha.
A group of girls who are even more evil than evil gods!
Oh, I'm so sorry to compare the evil god with these Azeroth women who ruined the world.
——No matter what, Li Wei holds the Earth No. 1 cultural relic in his hand, and his ownership is enough to trigger a war.
This piece of jade has only one small corner that is inlaid with gold, which is very trivial.
I hugged it in the quilt and looked at it all night with my eyes open.
Li Wei didn't close his eyes all night, but he didn't seem to be very mentally lost. When he woke up in the morning, he looked a little haggard and a little haggard. He sat on the bed and took a bottle of beer from beer, opened the bottle cap with one hand and drank the wine to moisten his throat.
While washing up, he looked at his face in the mirror.
Compared with a year ago (the subjective time on Earth), it is like an old ghost.
He is no longer young, and he will really enter the thirty mark in a while - has he achieved a critical moment and been a man? He will not evaluate himself.
I feel like Emperor Xian of Han and Qin II.
"This means that your soul lives in a decaying body - Li Wei."
Levi looked in the mirror, and behind him was a big druid.
"Oh... Fengyu." Li Wei wiped his face with a towel, picked up the jade seal placed on the high side, and then turned to the Great Druid and said, "Where did you go yesterday? Don't say hello? - It seems that you should have a cell phone for you. Haha..."
"This is not funny--" Feng Yu walked to Li Wei intimately and looked at the jade seal that Li Wei was holding: "What's this?"
“…Jade Seal.”
"I know - I have research on your country." He glanced at Li Wei, and poked Li Wei's forehead with his ten fingers: "I asked: What kind of seal is this? Oh? It looks very old - hey, I'll take it to see what you are stingy-"
The Great Druid stopped Li Wei, who seemed invincible to ordinary people, with one hand, and played with the jade seal in his hand with the other hand - she knew that seal characters were more than Li Wei: "After being ordered by heaven, I will live forever..."
"..." (⊙o⊙) The big druid wiped his eyes in shock.
"..." (‵o′) The big druid ran away and raised his middle finger!
"I'm dependent on this thing you can get from it?" The Great Druid, who is familiar with Chinese history, became messy in an instant. Although more than two thousand years are nothing to her, she knew how precious the things in her hands were! If the history of human civilization was only one day, then the stone spear made in eight hours would be a cultural relic!
"Onimitz gave me..." Li Wei cried and expressed tears: "No, I don't blame me. I asked for a statue of the Azure Dragon, so she gave me one casually. When I discovered this thing, my expression was much richer than you..."
"I'm so sorry that I haven't recorded it, because all the expressions I've seen in you in the past few days are dead faces, just like a dead wife." The big druid said casually.
Li Wei suddenly felt a little nervous.
"This thing... don't you want to hide your own private life?"
"To be honest, I thought about it, but I didn't dare." Li Wei said the truth: "I feel so cautious when hiding you guys at home, but at least you have cheated on the beads. But... I don't dare to go out after this thing is kept at home."
"... Actually, it's nothing to keep at home. I can study this well... Cough cough, don't look at others like this, your face turned red." Feng Yu laughed dryly, and the Yujie's face twitched uneasyly, then waved her hand to signal Li Wei not to make trouble: "I'll just look, don't talk-I'll take a look..."
"I happened to know a few people who specialize in managing cultural relics... they should be special." Li Wei remembered those people in the 704 project, and each seemed to want to maximize national interests - such people would definitely care about this matter: "Well... the Cultural Exchange Festival is about to be held, do you know?"
"You have been to Azeroth these days, and the news spreads all over the world of newspapers and newspapers - why, do you want me to go with you? - Well, okay, I will reluctantly agree to you."
It's not a problem to see that.
...Li Wei originally wanted to say that he wanted to go there himself.
But... looking like that, it seems that if I say no now. The night elf opposite is looking in the mirror, who seems to be satisfied with it only when he is satisfied with something flawed in his flawless face.
He will slap himself to death!
"Oh? - Li Wei is treating you? - Well, although the next few times are qualifying... But I won't go to the 500th segment, although this is very important to me..."
In the small bathroom and toilet, two women were blocked at the door.
For some reason, the blood elf Death Knight also jumped out, and his flexible body looked much lighter than Feng Yu...
Oh, maybe it's because of small breasts.
But no matter what, Chenxing was like a naughty young wife at this moment, approaching Li Wei: "And there is also--you said you wanted to buy me a cell phone?--I heard that, take me to choose! I want... Apple's. Yes, let's use it for a while..."
Your sister, why are you elves so arrogant that you are desperate? You are so embarrassed to breathe the dirty air of the earth with you!
"...Five yuan and seven kilograms, go to the fruit supermarket downstairs to pick up rotten apples, I'll let you eat enough!" Li Wei felt that his blood pressure was rising, not just because Chenxing jumped over and the poster kept his shoulders on his shoulders: "I don't know if the elf's kidney is worth it!"
I originally wanted to make Lao Zhao and Onimitz come together to have fun.
However, Lao Zhao said that he would go to Oktoberfest by himself, and now he would accompany Onimitz to 0 segments.
Onimitz said that if he wanted to see the antiques, he would travel back and see what had just been released. He also threatened Li Wei to disturb him again and rush to 0 points, and then he would get [nine] bigger guys to crush him to death.
...Li Wei thought for a long time and found that he was more likely to cause blood in his brain than the imperial seal. [Nine] things...
…Thinking…
King Dayu... Nine Cauldrons...?!?? My second!
Oh, forget it, I don’t have the same knowledge as the bronze dragon, I don’t have the same knowledge as her... Hey? Why did I have a nosebleed? Could it be that my blood pressure is too high in my body? Is it that my brain blood is too sufficient?
...
With the work permit that Zhao Weirui gave him yesterday.
Li Wei took his two [girlfriends] to the exhibition center at the same time. Because there was an opening ceremony today, there was a long queue outside the exhibition gate, and it was full of plans to eat, drink, have sex, have sex, etc. as soon as possible.
He kicked the taxi door, kicked the tire, and signaled that the driver who was still in a daze to look at Chenxing and Fengyu quickly gave way to the vehicles that were about to park behind. Outside the exhibition center, Li Wei had not sent away the taxi driver who had run n red lights but was unaware of it, but he had already started to get angry.
...If I had known this, I wouldn't have brought these two elves!
Sure enough, every time I go out, there will be such a grand scene.
Around the men began to get restless. Li Wei felt that at least there were more than a dozen mobile phones and one or two singles against him... No, it was against two elves.
"Hey, hey, please calm down - do you put on your straw hat?" Li Wei felt that his jealousy began to burst out, and his exclusiveness began to surge.
Morning Star &feng Yu: The plan is successful!
I made a phone call in a very unhappy manner, and Li Wei and the two elves were successfully picked up by a group of 704 men in black, leaving behind a broken glass heart...
"It's already seven:41, why are you here?" Zhao Weirui had seen these two elves, but this does not mean that other staff have seen them. She happened to be the last security dispatch command in the museum exhibition hall. At this moment, she found that Li Wei was here - especially Li Wei brought the two elves together, she was very upset! She was very upset!
She began to find fault.
"Hey! Where are your dog eyes looking? Tell you, I will let you go to the Himalayas one by one to stand the post!!"
Especially, the males around her who were quite attentive to her were looking at the elves unconsciously. Those with slightly better concentration could not help but glance at them casually.
Zhao Weirui approached the rampage.
"Sorry, sorry - that, that's right, you're all here." Li Wei smiled dryly and said to Zhao Weirui: "Oh... there seem to be many outsiders in this museum..."
"Yeah, they are all outsiders - and foreigners. There is the Bangzi Country over there and the Japanese." Zhao Weirui was not polite at all. It is probably because there may be [people in the industry]?
At this time, there will be no ghosts!
"There are some old experts we invited from China. Alas... some are in their seventies and eighties and are still fighting on the front line. Look, there is also a folk treasure appraisal activity here. Tsk, these old professors are very tricky - did you see the old man over there? I once drove a private collector crazy because he could see the other party's xx mountain residence picture is a fake. After more than 10 million, the other party went crazy... This is a specialty for firm jade. Because we need to protect the golden jade clothes, the country invited him, a top-notch expert, and he is also a ranking in Asia... The few on the other side... Alas, I have become a nurse in a nursing home! Anyone who has one of these old men falls in the toilet is my responsibility!"
"You are disrespectful to the elderly and love the young." Li Wei said earnestly: "We must protect the elderly and love the elderly - everyone will grow old, and we cannot stimulate them - you must be conscientious when speaking and doing things... By the way, I brought a cultural relic... Can you help with the identification?"
Chapter completed!