Chapter 1583 Presenting medicine
Edward returned to England in fear, and after holding the "triumphant ceremony", he was nervously guarding against possible destruction by the French. After all, the French had planned the revolt of the Tudor dynasty. If it weren't for the coincidence, the Wales area might still be in trouble now.
But he didn't know that Louis XII, who also held a "triumphant ceremony" after returning to Paris, did not care about England. At this moment, he and Queen Anne were busy creating villains.
As the saying goes, "A middle-aged couple can have a kiss, and a nightmare can last for several nights." Louis XII himself is an old man, and Queen Anne is also a 37-year-old middle-aged woman. There is no hyaluronic acid these days, and Queen Anne has had a lot of wrinkles on her face and has gained weight. Therefore, Louis XII completely resisted his disgust and made a villain with Queen Anne.
Similarly, Queen Anne was not interested in the weak old man Louis XII. She was 37 years old, but her husband was a 52-year-old soft-footed old man. So both sides endured the disgust and tried their best to make villains.
After several times, Louis XII said helplessly in private while drinking with Count Dult, John Lafite and others:
"The queen's attraction is getting worse and worse. When I see the queen, I can't even be interested in it now. It's difficult to complete the process of creating a human. My dear friends, can I solve it? I am not a monarch who is in vain and unjust. However, France really needs a male heir!"
A few confidant ministers immediately understood that Louis XII's subtext was - you guys, please find some medicine to cheer me up!
So they took action separately to find the alchemists who were good at formulating this medicine. John Lafite was very straightforward and he sent a message to Marin for help.
Ma Lin also simply found Liu En, the imperial physician brought back from the Ming Dynasty, and asked him to help find a solution. As an imperial physician in the Ming Dynasty, Liu En was also involved in this. After all, there were so many concubines in China, and it was normal for the emperor to use some fun-enhancing drugs if the emperor was older. These imperial physicians have more or less mastered a few such secret recipes to gain appreciation.
After hearing about Ma Lin's purpose, Liu En thought about it and said:
"Weichen can be worthy of these medicines, and there are more than one. After all, I have brought enough medicinal materials from the Ming Dynasty. However, I am only in my thirties and often practice martial arts, so there should be no need..." After saying that, Liu En looked at Malin with a strange look. His eyes seemed to be saying--This young man looks strong, and it turns out that he is useless...
Marin blushed suddenly, knowing that Liu En misunderstood him. So he explained:
"This is not what I want, it's...well, it's what the women's branch in Las Vegas needs. Many guests in their fifties and sixties are no longer in one fell swoop. So, some medicines are needed to make the guests enjoy the fun..."
Marin didn't dare to say that it was prepared for Louis XII. If the news was leaked, it would be deadly. Therefore, he had a sudden inspiration and changed his object to a female client in Las Vegas...
"Fifty or sixty years old..." Liu En stroked the goatee's beard and frowned:
"Duke, at such an old age, you can easily get up with the wind..."
"It's just about to be on the wind..." Marin said with his eyes shining. But thinking that Louis XII was special and he couldn't eat it once. So he changed his tone and said:
"It's not too obvious. It's best to eat it for a while before you get the wind. Before that, it's best to have a significant effect on your fun..."
Liu En was a little surprised and confused. Marin also saw it, so he explained randomly:
"I defeated the princes of eight countries last year and captured a large number of nobles from the enemy countries, some of whom are very dishonest now. However, I cannot execute them publicly... You know, European rules are not allowed to kill nobles, so..."
Liu En immediately understood:
"I understand, grandpa, I will give you a drug that suits your requirements. This drug is called "Fan Shilong", which was specially used for Wei Yangsheng, the "Qinglou Xiaobawang" in the capital back then. However, this drug was too fierce and domineering. Later, Wei Yangsheng got to death at a young age. When the old minister was curious, he was lucky to participate in this matter and got this formula... The power of the drug was powerful and immediate. It was so effective... Moreover, the harm to the body was not seen at that time, and it could even make people feel energetic. However, if you insist on using it for a few months, your body would be emptied unconsciously..."
When Marin heard this, she felt something was wrong - how could this be like a combination of Viagra and Coffee...
But no matter what, he only needs the effect. So he made a decision:
"Okay, just it, I'll have to be such a 'sexual'!"
"His main medicine is epimedium and deer antler..." Liu En began to introduce.
Marin interrupted impatiently:
"It goes without saying that, it's not my use, I just need to have the effect! But try to add more licorice. This way, the taste will be better."
"Abide by the order!"
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After the medicine was prepared, Marin secretly sent a spy to Paris. After all, this medicine is not a letter and cannot be transported by a carrier pigeon, so people can only be sent to deliver it.
When John Rafi entered the palace with a few "Fansel" smells, Count Dult and several other close ministers of the Dharma King had already offered Louis XII with various medieval medicines found from the alchemists. Even Louis XII used Dult's medicine yesterday.
However, Louis XII sat on the throne with a bitter face and rubbed his waist, saying:
"Durteqing, I tried your medicine last night. The effect was pretty good at that time, but afterwards, my back was sore and I was listless..."
Dult immediately bent down and said:
"Damn it, please take care of your health!"
Seeing that the medicine presented by Count Dult seemed to be effective, several other favorite ministers saw the opportunity and came forward to let Louis XII use the medicine he found...
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! Please use my medicine. My medicine comes from the alchemy master Norton..."
"Your Majesty still uses me. My medicine is said to be prepared by Master Pucht with Spanish flies as the main medicine..."
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John Rafi stood behind with the medicine, and did not compete with the others. Because, the few present were basically counts and a duke. He was a viscount, but he could not be arrogant in front of several dukes and counts.
It was not until a few days later that Louis XII was so miserable that he took out the medicine and presented it to Louis XII:
"Your Majesty, let's try my medicine. My medicine is made of a hermit master and is said to be non-toxic. After finishing, I was still refreshed. I have tried it these days and the effect is very good!"
Then, in front of Louis XII, he used a honeycomb coal stove promoted by Beihai Kingdom to set up a casserole and cooked the medicine. After the medicine was cooked, in order to reassure Louis XII, he drank a large bowl himself...
Soon, John Raffie blushed and said to Louis XII:
"Your Majesty, I can't hold it anymore. Please give me a palace maid..."
Then, under the strange eyes of Louis XII and a group of favorite ministers, John Raffie brought a strong palace maid given by Louis XII to a lounge...
Half an hour later, John Raffie came out with a refreshed look on his face, while the strong palace maid had not come out for a long time...
“It works so well?”
John Raffi nodded:
"Well! Whoever uses it will know!"
Chapter completed!