"You want me to come over, right?"

As soon as Yu Shaoting raised his foot, Yu Jingcheng ran away and disappeared immediately. He laughed and cursed: "You little bastard!"

…

In the delivery room.

The nurse wearing a mask exclaimed: "Oops, Doctor Yuan, it seems the anesthesia may have failed."

Bai Xiao: "Yu Shaoting, you bastard, it hurts to death!"

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【Road to postgraduate entrance examination】

After giving birth to Xianxian, Mrs. Yu began her long road to the postgraduate entrance exams. There were numerous obstacles along the way, but she remained undeterred and never gave up.

On this day, Mrs. Yu had her long hair tied up, a dumpling on her head, and her pair of black-rimmed glasses. She was hunched over her desk at her desk, focusing on the postgraduate entrance examination materials.

Morning.

The study door was knocked open. Yu Jingxi held the homework book and smiled shyly: "I have a question that I don't know. Xiaobai, can you teach me?"

Okay, what Mrs. Yu likes to see most is the studious side of her eldest son.

Fifteen minutes later.

"understand?"

"Well, I felt like there was sand in my eyes just now and I didn't understand it. How about you tell me again?"

Half an hour later.

"Here, here." Yu Jingxi pointed to a certain place: "Our teacher hasn't taught this yet. If I write it down, the teacher will say that I paid my senior classmates to do it."

Mrs. Yu: "..."

…

afternoon.

Yu Jingcheng rode his twisty bike back and forth in the corridor over and over again, singing: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Boiling Goat, Soft Red Wolf, Gray Wolf, don't look at me, I'm just a sheep, the grass is green."

It smells better for me..."

Mrs. Yu clenched the end of her pen, closed her eyes, and said in her heart: "I can bear it."

…

night.

The couple share a study room.

after an hour.

Mrs. Yu covered her ears, turned her head, and looked angrily at the man sitting behind the desk watching a movie: "Can you plug in the headphones?"

"The headphones are broken." Mr. Yu said calmly.

Mrs. Yu nodded, ran to find a pair of headphones, and threw them to him, but the model did not match.

"Then you change a movie." Mrs. Yu discussed with him.

Mr. Yu glanced at her, put his long legs on the table, and continued to watch his own European and American love action movies.

Mrs. Yu's face turned red when she heard this, and she held back a sentence for a long time: "It's obscene."

"It's obscene just to look at it? How about doing it?"

"...You are shameless." Mrs. Yu was made angry by his indifferent virtue.

"If I want face, where will the next two children come from?"

Mrs. Yu: "..."

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【Teacher’s Wife Reveals the Truth】

The day Mrs. Yu became a graduate student.

In the evening, the supervisor and his senior fellow students booked a private room in a restaurant in the school and invited several new graduate students to have a meal together.

As one of them, Mrs. Yu dressed up a little and went happily.

At exactly eight o'clock, Mrs. Yu received a text message. At eight-twenty, Mrs. Yu's cell phone vibrated, and she had to get up and say goodbye in advance.

When we left the restaurant, we immediately saw the Range Rover parked there.

A senior brother came out to use the toilet drunk, and saw Bai Xiao walking down the steps. He was about to say hello, but what did he see when he looked up?!

——Professor Yu who became popular in F University two years ago!!!

At this moment, the professor was standing by the car, opening the car door with one hand. Then, he saw Bai Xiao walking over, and the two of them kissed on the cheek.

OMG…

How can we play happily together in the future?!

The senior brother suddenly lost the urge to pee and returned to the box in fear. With a look of disbelief on his face, he said to the others: "Bai Xiao's husband is Professor Yu."

Because before leaving, Bai Xiao said - 'My husband's car has arrived'.

There was a sound of a wine glass falling on the dinner plate, and there was a moment of silence in the entire private room, and then it started to boil.

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[Two careless wealthy brothers]

One day, two wealthy brothers saw an article in the newspaper - 'The cutest baby contest, millions of dollars in prizes are waiting for you'.

The two brothers whispered to each other for a while, and then they decided to focus on the baby Xianxian who was learning to walk in the yard.

"One million!" Yu Jingxi exclaimed in a long voice.

Child Yu Jingcheng seemed to understand, but he still echoed: "Yes, brother, one million!"

That night, Yu Jingxi held up her iPad, browsed the official website of the event, then registered an account, and finally signed up before the deadline.

The next day.

Aunt Li had just finished peeing for Xianxian, and the wealthy brother had already come over: "Aunt Li, I'll help my sister change her diaper. You go and do it."

"Okay, be careful." Aunt Li finished explaining and went to the kitchen.

As soon as the kitchen door closed, Yu Jingxi immediately whistled upstairs, and Yu Jingcheng's figure appeared on the walking platform, carrying a big schoolbag.

"Are the diapers, milk powder, and bottles ready?"

"It's all here."

So, the two brothers hugged their heavy sister and embarked on the road of no return in the baby reality show.

…

Under the spotlight, the host made an impassioned opening statement. The event was held on the first floor of a shopping mall, and many spectators gathered around it.

The wealthy brother struggled to hold his sister, turned to the wealthy brother and said, "Go and ask for a glass of water to make some milk powder for Xianxian."

When Xianxian was holding the bottle and drinking milk, Brother Tuhao was beside him and gave guidance: "Xianxian, you must listen to brother later, you know?"

"Xixi..." Xianxian shouted incoherently.

The wealthy brother touched his sister's head and handed the bottle to the wealthy brother, who was already reporting their names.

"Next is our baby No. 41, Yu Xianxian, a girl. Let's welcome her with applause."

The two brothers, looking at so many people around them, could not help but get stage fright. They hugged their sister and followed suit on stage.

The host looked behind, where are the child's parents?

"Well, our parents are temporarily busy, so let us participate in the competition first." Yu Jingxi said, handing Xianxian to the host: "Can you hold me for a while?"

As soon as the host reached out to take the child, the microphone in his hand was already snatched away.

Yu Jingxi cleared her throat, then turned on the microphone and said the words she had thought of: "Hello everyone, I am Yu Xianxian's eldest brother, and this is her second brother. I am very happy to participate in this competition today. We have met many people here.

Cute baby, I also hope Xianxian will perform well."

Next is the baby's improvisational performance.

Xianxian was not a naive baby, but when he found so many people staring at him, he immediately became stupid and sat there, forgetting to push his legs.

Seeing that the host was about to drive them off the stage, Yu Jingxi hurriedly said into the microphone: "I am very happy to be here today. Xianxian is a shy little girl, quiet and well-behaved, like my grandfather. Yu Zhan, Chief of Staff Mingyu, likes to hold her in his arms in the evening.

Take a walk, there is no commander in the entire military compound who doesn’t like Xianxian. Also, even if he is not in good health, he still insists on sitting in front of the TV and watching the live broadcast of the old general Xu Hongyang. Thank you for supporting your great-granddaughter in this competition. We will work hard.

of."

With that said, the rich guy gave the microphone to the rich guy, and the soft and waxy voice of the rich guy came from the mall speakers: "Thank you everyone for supporting Xianxian."

…

At the same time, when Bai Xiao saw the third baby appearing on his classmate's laptop, he almost spit out a mouthful of water, choked his trachea, and kept coughing.
To be continued...