Chapter 202 Yuri used a telescope to spy on Chang'e dancing... Others...

High in the sky ahead, I saw a handsome young man waving his hands in the sky, smiling very happily.

There was a parachute hanging on top of him.

Zhou Du: "..."

Okay, got it!

It's fish day!

She is the smartest among the seven fairies of Joy.

Completely ignoring all common sense of scientific physics, he created some awesome characters one after another.

According to the plot...

He will be beaten as a monster by the Sixth Fairy Lan'er!

Zhou Du smiled.

There are two great scientists in the world of Xianxia, ​​one is the leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult.

The other one is fish day!

The leader of the Moon Worshipers is not as good as the Fish Sun.

Look at what people make on fish day.

He invented the flying machine, the parachute...

It did fly, but it was also beaten by the Six Fairies.

He invented the sky-measuring pot, headphones...

He overheard the conversation in heaven in the human world, and was discovered by Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er, who blew up the sky-measuring pot.

He invented Qian Lei Yin...

This time, I heard the words of the clairvoyant and the gentle ears.

He invented a submarine and sneaked into the Beihai Dragon Palace.

Who knows why a submarine made of wood can withstand such heavy seawater pressure?

He invented the telescope...

Then I secretly saw Chang'e and Rabbit dancing.

I just don’t know if I saw her taking a shower or changing clothes.

The most awesome invention is Hongtianlei!

King Li was knocked away by King Yin Eclipse, and he directly blasted the flying King Li into a mortal.

This was made by a mortal, can you believe it?

This completely violates the laws of physics!

Zhou Du looked at the floating fish sun and smiled.

When this guy saw Lu'er flying into the sky, he chased her crazily on horseback and shouted, "I want to marry you!"

result……

Lu'er longed for him and fell in love with him completely.

However, Yuri is color-blind and mistook Hong'er for Lu'er and fell in love with Hong'er.

As a result, I drank the water of forgetfulness.

Speaking of Hong'er...

Ahem!

Those long, snow-white legs!

This is the only impression I have when watching TV.

This time, I am the Ancestor of Chaos, so...

Queen Mother Gan, grab the fairy, and I will be the master of heaven from now on!

After all, I don’t know where the Jade Emperor went!

In the original plot, the Jade Emperor didn't even show his face.

Now in heaven, the strongest person is Taishang Laojun.

Don't use the bar, the bar means you win.

Anyway, Laojun is the strongest.

The Queen Mother is in charge of heaven, the Barefoot Immortal is in charge of punishment, and King Li Tian is in charge of military power!

In the end, the Barefoot Daxian died, and the others were all alive.

This is a world where only the barefoot immortal is injured.

Oh, by the way, the one who was most injured should be the Yin Eclipse King!

If it weren't for the matter of King Yin Eclipse, it would not be easy for Heaven to change the rules of heaven.

I always suspect that the entire drama is just King Eclipse paving the way for the Queen Mother.

You see, in the end, except for a barefoot immortal who couldn't deal with the Queen Mother, everyone else was alive and well.

The Eclipse King is played by Mr. Xiu Qing.

If Teacher Xiuqing wasn't so handsome, I would just give him a big dick.

Because I am his master!

Zhou Du looked at Yuri!

Yuri suddenly swayed, "It's over, it's over, help!"

The parachute was damaged and he fell to the ground instantly.

Zhou Du curled his lips.

He knew that the fish would not die and would hang on the tree.

so……

He didn't intend to save him.

"Tongzi, go on a mission!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly.

"Ding, just watch and do it. You are invincible in this world! When the fuss is over, I will give you the cultivation of three small realms."

The system turned into Erha and said contemptuously, "You are not embarrassed by your current cultivation level!"

"Go to the advanced world, you are too weak!"

"Go to the lower world, you are too strong!"

"What can Tongzi do?"

"Tongzi can only take you for a walk in the world of heavens!"

"We are homeless and homeless!"

The system opened its mouth: "Two hundred and five!"

Zhou Du: "..."

What’s wrong with my cultivation level?

If you give me more cultivation, wouldn't I be awesome?

Moreover……

You are the system, what are you doing by imitating Erha’s two hundred and five?

Are you mentally ill?

Well, you are the system, you have no brain.

Zhou Du stretched his waist.

Since you don't care, then I'll just mess around.

Hey hey hey...

There are only two long-legged people in TV series that impress me the most.

One is wearing miniskirts all year round... Ma Xiaoling!

Those legs, tsk tsk tsk!

Then there is Hong'er, the great fairy in the Seven Fairies of Joy.
To be continued...