[012] Immortal Hu
According to Mr. Wu, "This place strongly believes in the theory that Hu Xianpo descended from the underworld to judge the afterlife. Someone had a malignant sore on his leg for no reason. He went to many places to see it, but it didn't work. He found Hu Xianpo and begged her to descend. I took a vaginal look, and the result was that there was an iron nail on the head of the beam in his house, which was the source of the disease. He did as he was told, went home and removed the iron nail, and within a few days the abscesses healed naturally."
Zhong Kui just remained silent.
Seeing that Hu Xianpo was mentioned, Old Man Wu's wife also hurriedly came over and said in a serious manner: "Just over the ditch, there is a woman who has been infertile for a long time. She brought Hu Xianpo two baskets of eggs and a big red rooster. Please, please." After giving him a vagina, Hu Xianpo said that there was a ring-shaped iron object in his family's ancestral grave that needed to be taken out. The woman went home and told her family. The family didn't believe it at first, but they didn't dare not believe it. In the countryside, there was a There is a saying that there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and the greatest is not having children. If you have not had children for a long time, you will be criticized and laughed at. In desperation, the family had to go through a lot of troubles and invite the husband to check the tomb. As expected, there was really something inside the tomb. There was an iron ring, and a year later the woman became pregnant successfully. Her family was happy and sent Hu Xianpo a large sum of money to express their gratitude."
Zhong Kui sneered at this, not because of his identity, but because of his identity, he felt that these rumors were too exaggerated and mysterious.
Hu Xianpo; an old woman with a wrinkled face, missing teeth, and a flat mouth. This is what Zhong Kui imagined.
Hu Xianpo's home is really remote. A large moso bamboo forest is a natural barrier, blocking the view of those who want to find out. The courtyard is located in the center of the moso bamboo forest, and very little sunlight penetrates into the courtyard. There is an eerie feeling here.
To the right, there are several geese with snow-white feathers in captivity. The strange thing is that when Zhong Kui came here, the geese kept croaking, quack, quack. When they screamed, some geese even shouted He stretched out his long neck and pecked at them with his beak, and flapped his wings at them both.
The old man Wu who came with him changed his face when he saw the goose squawking. He quietly told Zhong Kui that Hu Xianpo had an unwritten rule. Anyone who came to her house and the goose squawked must have bad intentions. , people who come without sincerity.
If you don't come here sincerely, you won't get help from Hu Xianpo and will have to be driven away. You have to come here with sincerity next time. As long as the goose doesn't scream at him, Hu Xianpo will try his best to help this person. people.
Zhong Kui said disapprovingly: "It's nonsense. Geese are naturally so vigilant. Whenever strangers come, they will give out a high-pitched warning. How can they not be as clever as you say?" As he spoke, he followed Zhiqing's usual behavior. action, shrug,.
A seemingly clean woman walked out of the door. The woman looked left and right, then looked directly at Zhong Kui and Mr. Wu, and said expressionlessly: "Hu Xianniang told you not to go in, and go back."
"Uh," Zhong Kui was secretly surprised. If he was not sincere, he just came here to see what this old woman looked like and why she was holding her mouth so tightly.
Old Man Wu is absolutely sincere. On the way just now, he asked Hu Xianpo to have a look at her vagina. Now it’s better. Could it be that he has caused Old Man Wu to suffer? Zhong Kui scratched his head speechlessly, although he had no respect for the Wu family. He knew very clearly what had happened, but it was a pity that the truth could not be disclosed to the public. He made up his mind to let him try the skills of this great immortal.
Zhong Kui hurriedly called to the messenger woman who was about to turn away and said: "Sister, you can help me. This elder brother is here sincerely. You take him in and I will leave."
The woman's expression was condensed, her eyes scanned the two people's faces for a moment and she said: "Both of you, go out, and then come in one by one."
What does she want to do? Zhong Kui wonders secretly.
Old man Wu hurriedly said to him: "Hu Xianpo wants to test the two of us to see who is not sincere."
"She is Hu Xianpo," Zhong Kui said, misunderstanding what Old Man Wu meant.
Old man Wu shook his head, "No, she is here to send a message. Hu Xianpo is alone and has no children. She is here to help."
"Oh, I understand," Zhong Kui nodded to the woman who sent the message, agreed to the suggestion of going out together and coming back later, and left the gate of the courtyard with Old Man Wu. Thinking about this Hu Xianpo, her work and behavior are adequate. Weirdly, other people feed the dogs and guard the house, while she feeds the geese and looks after the gate. I really want to see who she is, and with random thoughts, the two of them have retreated to where they were.
In place, there is a narrow path that extends all the way into the depths of the moso bamboo forest. At the end of the path, a natural entrance is set up by the moso bamboo forest. The geese are on the right side of the entrance.
Old man Wu seemed a little nervous, and he was sweating profusely in such a cold place. Although he kept wiping it on, he still wiped it more and more.
Zhong Kui looked natural and calm and said to Old Man Wu: "Brother, you go first, I'll wait for you outside." In his opinion, those geese were definitely shouting at him. Think about it carefully, Ni Ma herself has been fooled into believing these nonsense. At the moment, it is useless to think about it. She has to satisfy Old Man Wu once and let him give it a try.
Old man Wu walked toward the entrance of the Moso Bamboo Forest uneasily. Due to his nervousness, his walking posture became a little floating. Zhong Kui was really worried that he would slip, but he did not slip in the end and disappeared at the end of the path.
The sharp cry of the goose was sent to Zhong Kui's eardrums. Oh no, what a bullshit divine goose, it's nothing more than that. He smiled secretly, tried his best to hold back the laughter that wanted to burst out, and looked at Wu as if nothing was wrong. The old man walked out frustrated.
"Brother," Zhong Kui didn't need to ask for the rest of the words. He knew that the other party would definitely say them on his own initiative.
Old man Wu wiped away the cold sweat, glanced at Zhong Kui with his cloudy old eyes in disappointment, and inevitably sighed, and said helplessly: "It seems that there is something wrong with me. Just when I walked to the door, those geese jumped at me. Screaming louder than before,"
"How is it possible? Che, whatever. Brother, these are all deceiving people. You believe it. Let's go. Don't go see it."
"No, big brother, you go and have a look, so you can try out those geese. I know you are here to play, and you are not here to see Hu Xianpo for any big business,"
'Pfft' "Brother, you are truly worthy of being a brother. You have seen through all my thoughts," Zhong Kui praised: "Okay, I'll try it now, but let me tell you first, it's all in vain. , I know the habits of geese very well, they have never seen us, how could they not call,"
"Go, go," Old Man Wu looked weak, but he still wanted Zhong Kui to give it a try. This is a way for people to find a way to balance. When he failed, he hoped to see another person fail. Psychologically When you are balanced, there will be no other thoughts that affect your emotions.
Zhong Kui felt that Old Man Wu's thoughts were childish, and that what he was doing was like a child playing a game, but the pair of complex eyes behind him were always watching him. He could not back down, so he could only bite the bullet and let the geese face him.
Chapter completed!