Chapter 157: I did it once: Bandit Commander
The next day, since it was Saturday, neither Lin Xiaowen nor Yating had to go to school.
Lin Xiaowen took a long nap and didn't get up lazily until eleven o'clock in the afternoon.
Yating got up early, reviewed her homework many times, and also prepared lunch.
Zhang Hao, on the other hand, went to the company to study. Ever since he became the sales director of Tianwen Pharmaceutical, Zhang Hao has been particularly motivated and determined to make achievements in this industry.
"Teacher, after you wash your face and brush your teeth, come over for dinner."
Yating saw Lin Xiaowen walking out in beige pajamas and greeted him from a distance.
"Great!"
Lin Xiaowen glanced at Yating's curvy figure from a distance, and secretly licked his lips. This girl's butt was getting more and more perky!
How did Yating know that she was being molested by this teacher again!
But even if she knew, she wouldn't say anything, because Lin Xiaowen had already told her the "advantages" of this sex.
"Hey! Where's Brother Hao? Why don't you come to eat?"
"He went to the company."
"Oh! Then let's eat!"
"By the way, teacher, you said last night that you would punish Huang Jun and Mu Zilong. What were your plans?"
At the dinner table, Yating blinked her bright eyes, looked at Lin Xiaowen with a smile, and asked in a coquettish voice.
"That's it! You better stop asking. Teacher, I have my own opinion, so don't get involved in this matter blindly." Lin Xiaowen put a mouthful of food into his mouth and said while chewing.
Seeing that Lin Xiaowen was unwilling to reveal it, Yating had no choice but to bury her head in her meal unwillingly.
After finishing the meal, Yating put away the dishes and washed the dishes. She looked like a model of a standard housewife, but she was not Lin Xiaowen's woman, just a female disciple.
After Lin Xiaowen finished eating, he suddenly thought of the black knife in the basement.
"Grandma, that guy hasn't eaten yet, we can't let him starve to death."
Lin Xiaowen thought of the black knife, so he took a bottle of mineral water, two white-faced steamed buns, and walked towards the basement.
With a bang, Lin Xiaowen opened the steel frame door of the basement, and the light from outside came in.
Hearing people's voices, Heidao opened his eyes weakly. Since eating a few steamed buns last night, he hasn't eaten anything until now. He has been as hungry as a soft-footed shrimp. Where is the killer?
temperament.
People are like iron, and rice is like steel. If you don’t eat one meal, you will be hungry! This is really a wise saying!
"Ouch... I'm sorry! Brother Killer... this has made you so hungry that your saliva is drooling. It's a sin."
Lin Xiaowen walked into the basement and saw Heidao's extremely hungry look and the thunderous sound of his stomach growling. He quickly apologized, but there was no hint of a sincere apology in his tone.
No matter how you listen to it, it always smells like schadenfreude.
"Here, here is your food for today! Eat it quickly! I will feel guilty if you starve to death!"
Lin Xiaowen handed the mineral water and three steamed buns as big as fists to Heidao, but he felt extremely happy in his heart. He was so stupid that he came to assassinate me. Now he knows that my brother is not so easy to kill!
Heidao stared at the food in Lin Xiaowen's hand, grabbed it, and wolfed it down. With three steamed buns and a bottle of mineral water, this guy successfully eliminated it in less than a minute.
However, this amount of food is not enough for the Black Knife Tooth Ceremony. If you eat it, it means you have not eaten, and your stomach is still growling with hunger.
"I said...you only feed me this much in one day?"
Heidao shook the empty mineral water bottle, looked at Lin Xiaowen pitifully, and said.
Lin Xiaowen blinked his eyes and said narrowly: "Then, how about I get you a roast chicken, two kilograms of fine wine, three bowls of white rice, a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, a pot of old duck soup, and two or three home-cooked stir-fries?
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Hearing this, Heidao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at Lin Xiaowen, nodded, and said: "This is the best, thank you! You are such a good person!"
"Uh! You're overthinking. That's it for this meal. I'll give you another meal in the evening. It's still three white bread buns and a bottle of mineral water... Going to jail will look like going to jail. Have you ever seen people in jail?
, is it still popular to drink spicy food?" Lin Xiaowen sat down in front of Heidao, crossed his legs and said with a smile.
Heidao's eyes widened and he was speechless! His eyes were full of helplessness. This kid is so hateful... I want to protest...
"I'm leaving! I'll come back to bring you food in the evening! Bye!"
Lin Xiaowen immediately stood up, patted his butt, and was about to get out of the way.
"etc……"
Black Knife shouted quickly.
"What?" Lin Xiaowen paused, turned around, looked at the black knife with a half-smile, and asked.
"When will you let me go?"
Heidao blinked his eyes, stared at Lin Xiaowen with pleading eyes, and said, after just one day of imprisonment, he had been tortured by Lin Xiaowen to the point of becoming a human being. When he saw Lin Xiaowen, he seemed to have seen the appearance, and fell into the hands of this kid.
Worse than death.
"This!" Lin Xiaowen scratched his head, thought for a moment, and then said: "This! Give it a few days! Don't worry, I said I won't kill you unless I kill you, so you can rest assured.
Let me stay here for a few days!”
Thinking that he would starve for several more days, Heidao's eyes darkened and he fainted.
Seeing Heidao fainting, Lin Xiaowen laughed loudly and strode out of the basement immediately. He would not be out of kindness and let Heidao eat and drink. If he wanted to kill someone, it would be good if he didn't kill him.
Want to eat roasted chicken and drink fine wine? Oops! I’m dreaming about Spring and Autumn. Why don’t I find a pretty girl to sleep with him? How can there be such a good thing in the world?
After locking the basement door, Lin Xiaowen left freely and came to the balcony of his home facing the sea. Looking at the blue sea and sky, the sun shining down on Lin Xiaowen's body, he squinted his eyes with enjoyment and enjoyed
Facing the warmth of the sun, the figures of Huang Jun and Mu Zilong appeared in his mind!
"Huang Jun, let's start with your father first! Get rid of your protective umbrella and turn your prince into a migrant worker! Let's see what kind of violence you continue to do! Tsk tsk, I believe I'm not the only one you've offended. Once
When your father falls, there must be many people who beat him up!"
Thinking of this, the smile on Lin Xiaowen's face became even brighter. He wanted to make Huang Jun change from an emperor to a beggar, and let him experience the "wonderful" feeling of plummeting. Lin Xiaowen was a master of psychological warfare, and he was a master among masters.
, how to do it without killing people
Under such circumstances, letting the other person feel that life is a tragedy is exactly what Lin Xiaowen is good at. The old guy in the country once said that everyone has a weakness in his character. As long as you grasp this weakness, you can play with the other person.
Among them, it takes no effort at all!
In the evening, Xiao Ruoling came over to learn kung fu, and Zhang Hao also returned from the company.
So, under Lin Xiaowen's order, these three tragic idiots began to squat on horseback.
In order to prevent these three guys from being lazy again, Lin Xiaowen placed a portable camera ten meters away to record the entire process, while he himself fled. No one knew what the teacher was doing!
But Lin Xiaowen said before leaving: Don't stop until I come back!
By the time Lin Xiaowen came back, it was already 11:30 midnight!
"Yes, Ruo Ling's horse steps are very solid. Yating and Brother Hao's horse steps, your legs are shaking... tsk tsk, like sifting chaff..."
Lin Xiaowen touched his chin, looked at Zhang Hao and Yating's legs with interest, and said with a half-smile.
Zhang Hao's expression was very bitter, while Yating gritted her teeth and persisted, because since yesterday afternoon, she decided to practice hard. Even though the horse stance was very hard, she still gritted her teeth and persisted.
"Okay, stop it!"
Lin Xiaowen moved his hand.
"Phew! I'm so exhausted!" Big beads of sweat rolled down his face. Zhang Hao then took out his hand and wiped the sweat on his forehead. If he wasn't afraid of being bullied in the future, he really wouldn't want to learn this.
Toriko is good at it.
Although there were no large sweat beads on Xiao Ruoling's forehead, there was still some thin sweat. It was obvious that the squatting was not easy. Because she had the foundation, her situation was better than that of Zhang Hao and Yating.
"Starting from tomorrow, Yating and Brother Hao will get up at 5 o'clock in the morning..." Lin Xiaowen's eyes fell on the two siblings and he suddenly said.
"Why 5 o'clock?" Zhang Hao asked in confusion. Is it too early to get up at 5 o'clock?
"Have you ever heard of chicken dancing?" Lin Xiaowen said with a smile.
"What are you doing up?" Yating asked.
"Squat on horseback until seven o'clock... Your skills are too poor, but hard work can make up for it. Catch up with Ruoling as soon as possible so that I can teach you new things." Lin Xiaowen said.
"Yes, teacher!" Yating heard the words and responded quickly, while Zhang Hao was full of pains. Damn it, is this going to let people live? But he couldn't help but nod.
After the lecture, today's homework was over. Xiao Ruoling took the car back to Xiao's house, while Yating and Zhang Hao went to their rooms to rest.
After Lin Xiaowen delivered food to Black Knife in the basement, he took a shower, then lay on his bed, took out some documents, photos, etc., browsed through them, and said to himself: "I didn't expect this Huang Tianyou to be so greedy.
86 mistresses, his grandma
Yes, I have only had one woman so far, and this old guy has actually had 86. Tsk tsk, but your good days should be over! Based on these private transactions, evidence of taking bribes and keeping mistresses,
Just prepare to go to jail! Quack!"
These materials were obviously collected by Lin Xiaowen while he was away tonight.
No one knows that Lin Xiaowen played the role of "Chu Liuxiang" tonight. Why is it Chu Liuxiang? Because Chu Liuxiang is nicknamed "The Handsome Thief!"
That's right, classmate Xiaowen, tonight he personally performed the "stealing handsome" skill. There is no treasure in the world that cannot be stolen. Huang Tianyou's home is not the Ouchi Palace. With Lin Xiaowen's ability, he has to get these information
Chapter completed!