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Lin Hua chuckled and said, "It's not like she can't do it hard. I'm looking for you. Who told you that you can't do it hard?"

Knowing that Lin Hua was fine, Qiaoying returned to her previous fierceness and said, "Come to me and I will cut off your penis so that you will never be able to get hard again."

"If you dare to cut, my wife will fight you with a knife."

"No way. If you are cut off, you will become a woman. Then we will be in good company."

"Haha... Just think, mine are leeks. If you cut them, they will grow again."

"……."

Qiaoying and Lin Hua were laughing and joking, and they "resolved their feud" all of a sudden, as if what happened just now had never happened. Good friends are like this, even if there is a conflict, as long as there is a small point, then it will be okay

Make peace immediately.

Qiaoying did not come to Lin Hua's house for dinner in the evening. This was equivalent to a job exchange, and she was too embarrassed to come to dinner. Lin Hua only showed off the fruits of today's labor to Liping, and did not bother to invite Qiaoying.

Lin Hua crossed his legs and sat on the sofa like an old man. Looking at the fruits of labor piled at the door of the main room, he said to Liping: "How about it, are you willing to admit defeat?"

Liping carried the sleeping puppy girl on her back, gestured to Lin Hua to lower his voice, and replied: "Why are you so arrogant? It's not Qiaoying who helps you. How can you complete the task without Qiaoying helping you!"

Lin Hua was very unconvinced, but he did not dare to speak loudly, so he could only say in a suppressed voice: "Are you trying to cheat? Qiaoying helps me, so I won't help her in the morning!"

Lin Hua's childlike and sincere tone made Liping feel very cute. Liping said, "Okay, okay, okay, I think you're anxious, why don't I give you a massage after dinner?"

Lin Hua seemed uneasy. He stood up, walked over and weighed the snakeskin bag, and said, "Would you like to be weighed? I guarantee that the two loads I picked up weigh one hundred and twenty kilograms."

Lin Hua's mother was cooking in the kitchen. When she saw the young couple like this, she couldn't help but said: "What are you weighing? If you have the leisure to throw it into the bamboo building!" The bamboo building is the partition of the kitchen, with a fire burning underneath.

There are things on the kang above. Although the cassava picked up is completely dry, it cannot be fed to the pigs and chickens in a short while, so the cassava picked up has to be thrown into the bamboo building to be kiln.

Lin Hua was working hard today only by accident. Now if you want him to continue to help throw cassava up the bamboo building, how can you do that? Lin Hua said: "You are cooking down below, and I will throw cassava up there. You are not afraid of falling."

Are you going to come down and add some vegetables?"

"You're not going to put the cassava up there when you're full!" Lin Hua's mother didn't want to ask Lin Hua's help to put the cassava up in the bamboo house. Lin Hua's help picked it up and it was pretty good, so we can't expect too much from him.

Lin Hua always has many reasons for not wanting to do anything. He said: "I have been picking cassava for a day, and you still want me to work after you have enough to eat. Isn't this a landlord and a wealthy man threatening long-term workers?"

Lin Hua's words made both mother and Liping burst into laughter. This laughter woke up the dog girl behind her and started crying.

When the dog girl cried, it was Lin Hua's mother who was anxious. She put down the spatula in her hand and ran to Liping. Before Liping could untie the strap, she pulled the dog girl out of the strap and coaxed her.

: "Oh, take me

My dog ​​girl woke me up, come on, come on, grandma will feed her rice cereal.” The dog girl is less than four months old and has stopped eating dog milk and eats rice cereal instead. Lin Hua’s mother has already steamed the rice cereal.

, just wait for the dog girl to wake up and feed her.

Lin Hua had nothing to do, so he came over to tease the dog girl, but Lin Hua's mother scolded her back. Lin Hua's mother said, "What are you doing here? Hurry up and shovel the vegetables."

Lin Hua refused to leave and said, "It was your mother who woke you up and asked your mother to shovel the vegetables."

When Liping untied her strap and ran to the pot, the dishes were already burnt, so Lin Hua naturally received another scolding.

After dinner and bathing, Lin Hua was still thinking about the massage. He walked up to the main room and dragged Liping into the room, who had also taken a bath.

Liping was waiting for the TV series "Desire" to start. Lin Hua dragged her into the room reluctantly. Liping said, "What's the matter? Tell me quickly, so I can go out and watch TV."

Lin Hua chuckled and said proudly: "What's going on? Massage or something."

Liping also laughed. She hugged Lin Hua and said coquettishly: "Husband, please wait for a while and let me watch TV and then I can give you a massage, okay?"

"No! What time will it be when you finish watching TV? If you massage me again, it's already midnight after you finish the massage, but you have to massage it for me for two hours." Lin Hua looked "iron-hearted"

, he doesn't like to watch family romance movies like "Longing", and he just dozes off when he goes out to watch TV, so it's better for Laliping to accompany him.

Liping kissed Lin Hua, then rubbed the two big peaks on her chest against Lin Hua, and continued to coquettishly say: "Just let your wife go out to watch. My wife will help you press the button for an hour tonight, and I will help you tomorrow night."

Just press it for an hour, right?"

Liping can act coquettishly, and so can Lin Hua, and Liping can't stand it when Lin Hua acts coquettishly, and will definitely compromise him. Lin Hua also shook his shoulders and said in a sissy voice: "No, old lady, old father-in-law."

It’s very hard to pick cassava today.”

"Stop, stop, stop, why don't you let me help you?" Liping couldn't stand Lin Hua's funny tone. At the same time, she didn't want to go to watch TV after saying these words to Lin Hua. It wasn't because of Lin Hua.

Hua said he was sleepy, but talking to Lin Hua was like having sex. The mood was aroused, so what else could he watch on TV?

Lin Hua was so happy that he jumped on the bed, lay down on the quilt, and said with a smile: "Let's start enjoying it."

Lin Hua and Liping often play massage. When they have nothing to do, they play poker together, and whoever loses gives the other a massage. In fact, they don’t understand what real massage is, but they have watched too much TV in the past two years and learned from TV.

They came with little knowledge. Regarding massage, they just rubbed their shoulders and beat their backs. They thought this was massage.

Liping sat sideways on the edge of the bed, patted Lin Hua's butt, and cursed: "Sleep better, if you don't sleep better, I won't hold it down for you."

Lin Hua smiled playfully and said: "My wife is the most trustworthy, and the people in the three villages above and below know that she will not cheat on me by not giving me a massage." Lin Hua drew his voice into a long voice, and also imitated the southern and northern accents on TV.

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Liping leaned on Lin Hua's back, pretending to be pitiful and said: "Husband, two hours is so long, can you shorten it by one hour?"

"No, I already said that I am willing to admit defeat. If I lose, I will help you press the button for two hours, not even a second." Lin Hua was very proud. When he played poker with Liping the other night, he would either
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